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Munkus Beaver
You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
This seems like a fun diversion from work or school, requires no real sign up, and is pretty mindless.
Welcome to MyBrute! The game that simulates you getting raped by bears and wolves! Also sometimes tiny dogs, but those don't hurt as much.
Here's some stuff which may help out new folk:
PUPILS
My brute has a 'pupil' system that means if you go to the site for the first time with a unique IP using a link to a character fight the brute that you fight will become your 'master'. This means that this brute will gain 1 exp as soon as you join and everytime you level they will recieve one exp. Only the first character of an IP can do this and thus you can not simply make lots of pupils for your own character / a friend to level up quicker.
(I'm pretty sure that's how it works)
Tournaments
Tournaments take place everyday starting at 6am GMT - 1. This may be because the game has not taken daylight savings into account. You fight a new opponent on the hour every hour until you're eliminated or win! Who you fight in a tournament seems to be completely random. You could fight someone the same level as you, a pathetic level 2 or a level 12 demon creature. We're not sure how it ends as we haven't ended a tournament yet. And yeah, none of us can tangle with those level 30 douchebags.
EXP
It seems you do not get exp from winning or losing a fight when people challenge you. Similarly you do not get exp for beating someone in a tournament. This may be different for the quarter/semi/finals and for the overall winner. It's been tested that you get the same exp for killing a person one level below you ( a level 2 beat a level 1) as you do for killing someone your level. I don't think you get xp for fighting higher level people.
Characters
There appears to me no limit on how many times an IP can use the website unlike other browser based games like Urbandead. This means that if you get shafted character creation wise you can simply 'roll again'.
What makes a good character is a bit tricker as we haven't really found much out and the game is completely random. However there are stats which, for the most part, appear to be negligable, HP is critical but a low HP does not mean your character is useless depending on these things.
Pets
So far three types of pets have been seen. There is the dog which has a small amount of HP and does a around 5 and is quick. There is a grey wolf that does around 10 damage, has a decent amount of hp and attacks many, many times. There is a bear that does around 20 damage, has a lot of HP (seen mine take two high 40 attacks) but is slower than both the other pets. With a pet your opponent may attack the pet instead of you or continually switch between you and the pet killing neither of you.
There are skill counters to pets such as the net which stops them for the fight, one that scares them away from the fight and one which calls the pet to your opponent's side. The net is, so far, the most commonly seen.
Weapons
Weapons generally follow a 'weak but accurate and quick' and 'strong but slow and innaccurate'. It is fairly simple to guess which weapons are what from their looks. Weapons worthy of note are the extremely strong hammer, the spear which hits opponents before they reach you stopping their attack, the whip which hits a lot and the throwing stars which, whilst very weak, can hit as many as seventeen times in a row.
Skills
There are many skills which we do not know. Three anti-pet skills have been mentioned. Other fantastic skills are armor (which hugely raises defense), shield which increases your chance to block, impact which knocks your opponent's weapon out of their hand, thief which allows you to steal your opponent's weapon for the duration of the match, sabotage which breaks your opponents weapon and brute strength which greatly increases physical damage for one shot. Some skills boost simply boost your stat, like herculean strength.
If you want to give it a try, you can make a guy and give him a fight against my guy here: http://munkus.mybrute.com/
You name your character and give em a look all in that pre-fight window. After the sparring match is done, your character is made!
There is no sign-up process for e-mail or anything like that!
You just give your character a name, you can change around his appearance and color a bit, and then you can go to work with him! If you want to make it a private character so only you can choose who he/she fights to gain xp, you add a password. Since the password isn't tied to an email, you can't recover it, but who cares?
I had some fun today fighting against 5 women and beating four of em. I dunno, it's a neat game at a glance, might be boring real quick, who knows!
I'll keep a list of people and their characters here:
Munkus Beaver - Munkus - http://munkus.mybrute.com
Antimatter - Venuz - http://venuz.mybrute.com/
- slimskank - http://slimskank.mybrute.com
Pip - boners - http://boners.mybrute.com
Shankill Butcher - slangballad - http://slangballad.mybrute.com
Vann Diras - Vann Diras - http://vann-diras.mybrute.com/
Thelonius - Talonius - http://talonious.mybrute.com/cellule
Fedora - Fedora jack - http://fedora-jack.mybrute.com
We also have a clan!
I don't know your names cause you name yourselves "faggot king," so I am going to be declining a lot of weird names that I don't recognize to open the queue for people to try and get in. The queue is limited to 50 - the # of people in the clan already, apparently.
Welcome to MyBrute! The game that simulates you getting raped by bears and wolves! Also sometimes tiny dogs, but those don't hurt as much.
Here's some stuff which may help out new folk:
PUPILS
My brute has a 'pupil' system that means if you go to the site for the first time with a unique IP using a link to a character fight the brute that you fight will become your 'master'. This means that this brute will gain 1 exp as soon as you join and everytime you level they will recieve one exp. Only the first character of an IP can do this and thus you can not simply make lots of pupils for your own character / a friend to level up quicker.
(I'm pretty sure that's how it works)
Tournaments
Tournaments take place everyday starting at 6am GMT - 1. This may be because the game has not taken daylight savings into account. You fight a new opponent on the hour every hour until you're eliminated or win! Who you fight in a tournament seems to be completely random. You could fight someone the same level as you, a pathetic level 2 or a level 12 demon creature. We're not sure how it ends as we haven't ended a tournament yet. And yeah, none of us can tangle with those level 30 douchebags.
EXP
It seems you do not get exp from winning or losing a fight when people challenge you. Similarly you do not get exp for beating someone in a tournament. This may be different for the quarter/semi/finals and for the overall winner. It's been tested that you get the same exp for killing a person one level below you ( a level 2 beat a level 1) as you do for killing someone your level. I don't think you get xp for fighting higher level people.
Characters
There appears to me no limit on how many times an IP can use the website unlike other browser based games like Urbandead. This means that if you get shafted character creation wise you can simply 'roll again'.
What makes a good character is a bit tricker as we haven't really found much out and the game is completely random. However there are stats which, for the most part, appear to be negligable, HP is critical but a low HP does not mean your character is useless depending on these things.
Pets
So far three types of pets have been seen. There is the dog which has a small amount of HP and does a around 5 and is quick. There is a grey wolf that does around 10 damage, has a decent amount of hp and attacks many, many times. There is a bear that does around 20 damage, has a lot of HP (seen mine take two high 40 attacks) but is slower than both the other pets. With a pet your opponent may attack the pet instead of you or continually switch between you and the pet killing neither of you.
There are skill counters to pets such as the net which stops them for the fight, one that scares them away from the fight and one which calls the pet to your opponent's side. The net is, so far, the most commonly seen.
Weapons
Weapons generally follow a 'weak but accurate and quick' and 'strong but slow and innaccurate'. It is fairly simple to guess which weapons are what from their looks. Weapons worthy of note are the extremely strong hammer, the spear which hits opponents before they reach you stopping their attack, the whip which hits a lot and the throwing stars which, whilst very weak, can hit as many as seventeen times in a row.
Skills
There are many skills which we do not know. Three anti-pet skills have been mentioned. Other fantastic skills are armor (which hugely raises defense), shield which increases your chance to block, impact which knocks your opponent's weapon out of their hand, thief which allows you to steal your opponent's weapon for the duration of the match, sabotage which breaks your opponents weapon and brute strength which greatly increases physical damage for one shot. Some skills boost simply boost your stat, like herculean strength.
If you want to give it a try, you can make a guy and give him a fight against my guy here: http://munkus.mybrute.com/
You name your character and give em a look all in that pre-fight window. After the sparring match is done, your character is made!
There is no sign-up process for e-mail or anything like that!
You just give your character a name, you can change around his appearance and color a bit, and then you can go to work with him! If you want to make it a private character so only you can choose who he/she fights to gain xp, you add a password. Since the password isn't tied to an email, you can't recover it, but who cares?
I had some fun today fighting against 5 women and beating four of em. I dunno, it's a neat game at a glance, might be boring real quick, who knows!
I'll keep a list of people and their characters here:
Munkus Beaver - Munkus - http://munkus.mybrute.com
Antimatter - Venuz - http://venuz.mybrute.com/
- slimskank - http://slimskank.mybrute.comPip - boners - http://boners.mybrute.com
Shankill Butcher - slangballad - http://slangballad.mybrute.com
Vann Diras - Vann Diras - http://vann-diras.mybrute.com/
Thelonius - Talonius - http://talonious.mybrute.com/cellule
Fedora - Fedora jack - http://fedora-jack.mybrute.com
We also have a clan!
Munkus Beaver wrote: »
I don't know your names cause you name yourselves "faggot king," so I am going to be declining a lot of weird names that I don't recognize to open the queue for people to try and get in. The queue is limited to 50 - the # of people in the clan already, apparently.
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I think yesterday
people didn't pay it much mind at the time, I think they assumed it was spam
this is pretty much progress quest with graphics
progress quest
umm..I'll just pretend I'm a half bicycle tickle mimic or something, ok?
Here's a picture of the 'cell' you hang out in between fights and just chill around. You can search for specific people to fight even.
Anyway, just look at this 'panther':
I am pretty sure that is a wolf and also something that you do not mess with.
is it like Kingdom of Loathing?
I HAVE A FUCKING BEAR
But she had her dagger.
So she won because daggers are better than fists.
It's a parody of RPGs
it plays itself!
I didn't start off with any weapons or pets or anything, am I supposed to?
I don't have any fucking animals fuck you guys
I've got a sword and what appears to be a shiv?
But now I have an axe. So, bring it.
http://fedora-jack.mybrute.com
I think you get more stuff as you level, and it's randomly determined.
Completely random
Mine is the best dojo ever.
shankhs.mybrute.com
this guy is awesome and someone should become his pupil
fear my fu manchu
http://balefuego.mybrute.com
If you click on the hyperlink of the battle that says "you survived so so-and-so or you beat so-and-so" it will show you a replay of that fight!
nevertheless
http://launchpad.mybrute.com/
Rocking.
Take THAT Coxinator!
Oh, and you guys can search each other out to fight each other, if you haven't used up your day's allotment of arena fights.
EDIT: Actually, anyone visiting your 'homepage' can do that. Even cooler
Examples: Fedora's fight against the faggot king: http://fedora-jack.mybrute.com/fight/3049930
My fight against Coxinator: http://munkus.mybrute.com/fight/3042292
"Your Brute has survived to faggotking."
Apparently you kill faggotking's by chucking axes at their faces. This is hilarious munkus.
Apparently, it takes a minimum level of 10 to start a clan.
So I'll start a clan when I reach level 10?
the battles are automated, so this pretty much is progress quest
http://fedora-jack.mybrute.com/fight/3049930
So hilarious.
You hit him with an axe.
Then he runs at you, and hits your axe.
Then you block his attack.
Then you kill him by chucking and axe at his face.
ditto
http://munkus.mybrute.com/fight/3041765
My favorite part is that my guy is like "Oh yeah, I have a mace."