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Guys, learn from my mistake... [NSFW?]
SeñorAmor
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If there's one thing about me you must remember; one thing you carry forward in the back of your head, let it be this post. Forget the tilde, forget 'Ask Señor', forget 'Change Someone Else's Title', forget the toothpaste thread. Etch this one post (possibly thread) into your mind. Share its knowledge with your offspring so that this mistake never gets repeated again.
My wife and I met several years ago through a mutual friend. I was actually 'involved' with said friend and we kinda fooled around a couple times before she introduced me to my wife. Nothing more than some heavy petting and maybe a trip or two to 2nd base, but desire to go further was there (on both parts), it just never happened. She ended up having to move out of state for work, and rather than start a long-distance relationship, we agreed to stop the romantics and just be friends. No harm, no foul. This was almost 8 years ago, and we're still very good friends to this day.
Before she left, she and her ridiculously hot sister conned me into going on a blind date with one of their friends (my wife). We hit it off, started dating, I proposed, blah blah blah, you know how this ends. From the get-go, my wife was very self-conscious about her weight. She wasn't overweight by any stretch of the word, but she had a little pudge here and there and you know how women are.
As pretty women often do, my wife hung out with insanely hot friends. The kind of hot friends you'd hit in front of your significant other, given the chance. Because of this, I've pitched the 3 way many many times, only to be denied due to the aforementioned self-consciousness of my wife.
For the past few years, my wife has been working out regularly, and smokin' hot as she was, she's even smokin-er now. Her friends are still super hot too, but my wife has moved up to the leader of the pack role in terms of group hotness. After a short hiatus, I've started hinting at the menage again, this time being a little more subtle. Much to my surprise, it wasn't met with an outright "NO," but more of a stammered, "I dunno...."
I think you can see where I'm going with this. :winky:
We were out this past weekend with the previously mentioned friend (she was back in town) and we had maybe a couple few drinks, and her friend couldn't drive home, so she came back to our place with us to sleep it off. Jokingly (sorta, I was a little buzzed), I apologized for our house being so cold (timed furnace) and said there was more then enough room in our bed if she wanted to join us and keep warm. She giggled and said 'ok' and jumped on my back like I was to carry her the rest of the way. I looked at my wife and she gave me the "meh, ok, I'm drunk and hotter than she is, what the hell.." look. She told me to go and wait on the couch and they'd be out in a sec. They were gonna dress up for me. Sweet.
A couple minutes later they walked out in some very provocative clothing. I stood up, my wife took off my belt and she said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
My wife and I met several years ago through a mutual friend. I was actually 'involved' with said friend and we kinda fooled around a couple times before she introduced me to my wife. Nothing more than some heavy petting and maybe a trip or two to 2nd base, but desire to go further was there (on both parts), it just never happened. She ended up having to move out of state for work, and rather than start a long-distance relationship, we agreed to stop the romantics and just be friends. No harm, no foul. This was almost 8 years ago, and we're still very good friends to this day.
Before she left, she and her ridiculously hot sister conned me into going on a blind date with one of their friends (my wife). We hit it off, started dating, I proposed, blah blah blah, you know how this ends. From the get-go, my wife was very self-conscious about her weight. She wasn't overweight by any stretch of the word, but she had a little pudge here and there and you know how women are.
As pretty women often do, my wife hung out with insanely hot friends. The kind of hot friends you'd hit in front of your significant other, given the chance. Because of this, I've pitched the 3 way many many times, only to be denied due to the aforementioned self-consciousness of my wife.
For the past few years, my wife has been working out regularly, and smokin' hot as she was, she's even smokin-er now. Her friends are still super hot too, but my wife has moved up to the leader of the pack role in terms of group hotness. After a short hiatus, I've started hinting at the menage again, this time being a little more subtle. Much to my surprise, it wasn't met with an outright "NO," but more of a stammered, "I dunno...."
I think you can see where I'm going with this. :winky:
We were out this past weekend with the previously mentioned friend (she was back in town) and we had maybe a couple few drinks, and her friend couldn't drive home, so she came back to our place with us to sleep it off. Jokingly (sorta, I was a little buzzed), I apologized for our house being so cold (timed furnace) and said there was more then enough room in our bed if she wanted to join us and keep warm. She giggled and said 'ok' and jumped on my back like I was to carry her the rest of the way. I looked at my wife and she gave me the "meh, ok, I'm drunk and hotter than she is, what the hell.." look. She told me to go and wait on the couch and they'd be out in a sec. They were gonna dress up for me. Sweet.
A couple minutes later they walked out in some very provocative clothing. I stood up, my wife took off my belt and she said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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hmm
Also really
really
two ladies is nice.
so is bel-air, at that.
NOT ANY MORE, BITCHES.
Whatever, I was bored.
I hadn't noticed.
You got me!
Oldie but a goodie.
GENE PARMESAN!
I'm kinda bummed because I wanted to hear more about your hot wife.
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Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Mexican Terry Prattchet.
clean.
I hope not. I read the rules thread and I didn't see anything in there about something stupid like this thread. :P
lesson learned
My wife is hot. Check your PMs.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Shut up, Carlton.
GO BACK TO 4CHAN
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
disappointed the nsfw tag was a baldfaced lie
Wink Wink. Nudge nudge. A nods as good as a wink to a blind bat if you know what a mean.
:winky:
It draws people in.
Also, there was a question mark after it. I wasn't sure if it was NSFW or not.
It is an ok way of life, dont be such a hater!
No idea what this means.
5 o'clock shadow here.
The only way I would not be pissed about missing out on a menage...