FYI - [chat]olic boys are great in bed, too

The Green Eyed Monster

Just ask jesus.

Dynagrip

[chat] or get off the pot.

VishNub

Booooo.

precisionk

Psicodelico Precisionko approves this chat.

FunkyWaltDogg

Hrm, I'm not sure I care for having that picture in the OP. Title is good though.

Podly

It's cel. It's good.

Loren Michael

APPROVED

The Green Eyed Monster

Should be noted this is the second [chat] thread I've won from work.

Muuahhahhaaaha.

Loren Michael

Gentle Jesus, meek and mild,
Look upon a little child;
Pity my simplicity,
Suffer me to come to Thee.

Lamb of God, I look to Thee;
Thou shalt my Example be;
Thou art gentle, meek, and mild;
Thou wast once a little child.

Lord, I would be as Thou art;
Give me Thine obedient heart;
Thou art pitiful and kind,
Let me have Thy loving mind.

Let me, above all, fulfill
God my heav’nly Father’s will;
Never His good Spirit grieve;
Only to His glory live.

Loving Jesus, gentle Lamb,
In Thy gracious hands I am;
Make me, Savior, what Thou art,
Live Thyself within my heart.

ick.

makes my stomach turn over.

bone daddy

Why the hell is there a shortbus chat thread?

FunkyWaltDogg

My brain hurts. There are too many chat threads.

Off to lunch!

moniker

[chat]tin' my nips off

nexuscrawler

moniker wrote:

[chat]tin' my nips off

you could squeeze orange juice on my nipples

The Green Eyed Monster

Also, if anyone is honestly offended or anything, and I'm not here to edit, mods feel free to rework the post title. I hope we all know it's just a little dark humor.

Loren Michael

The 46-year-old schoolteacher tried to reassure his family that he would return safely. But his life was over, he was part-disembowelled and then torn apart with his arms and legs tied to motorbikes, the remains put on display as a warning to others against defying Taliban orders to stop educating girls.

mother-fuckers.

Richy

nexuscrawler wrote:

moniker wrote:

[chat]tin' my nips off

you could squeeze orange juice on my nipples

Don't. It gets hairy and shits. Doesn't taiste good at all.

Dynagrip

Oh man, I was reading that as alcoholic, not catholic. So retarded of me.

Rebuttal: Poldy

Richy

Dynagrip wrote:

Oh man, I was reading that as alcoholic, not catholic. So retarded of me.

Rebuttal: Poldy

How's he going to rebutt that?

"No guys, I'm lousy in bed, seriously! Just ask any girl!"

stilist

Loren Michael wrote:

The 46-year-old schoolteacher tried to reassure his family that he would return safely. But his life was over, he was part-disembowelled and then torn apart with his arms and legs tied to motorbikes, the remains put on display as a warning to others against defying Taliban orders to stop educating girls.

mother-fuckers.

Haphazard

stilist wrote:

Loren Michael wrote:

The 46-year-old schoolteacher tried to reassure his family that he would return safely. But his life was over, he was part-disembowelled and then torn apart with his arms and legs tied to motorbikes, the remains put on display as a warning to others against defying Taliban orders to stop educating girls.

mother-fuckers.

Holy-y shit. I´ll raise to a

Completely unrelated:

Hey, Poldy! How´s the Polish thing coming along?

moniker

stilist wrote:

Loren Michael wrote:

The 46-year-old schoolteacher tried to reassure his family that he would return safely. But his life was over, he was part-disembowelled and then torn apart with his arms and legs tied to motorbikes, the remains put on display as a warning to others against defying Taliban orders to stop educating girls.

mother-fuckers.

There aren't words to describe the rage boiling within me with the intensity of a thousand red suns.

precisionk

Who would win a fight, a supernove or a rip in the space time continuum?

Dynagrip

From the less popular meat substitutes list on McSweeney's

Chimpostor!

ToadTheMushroom

moniker wrote:

stilist wrote:

Loren Michael wrote:

The 46-year-old schoolteacher tried to reassure his family that he would return safely. But his life was over, he was part-disembowelled and then torn apart with his arms and legs tied to motorbikes, the remains put on display as a warning to others against defying Taliban orders to stop educating girls.

mother-fuckers.

There aren't words to describe the rage boiling within me with the intensity of a thousand red suns.

Someone needs to tell George Bush this is the kind of thing to go to war over. And not little skirmishes in the desert, full on fucking full scale war.

Dynagrip

When I was a kid, my parents would call me Andy Rooney. I did not watch 60 Minutes and thought they were talking about Mickey Rooney. This caused much confusion.

Casket

Loren Michael wrote:

The 46-year-old schoolteacher tried to reassure his family that he would return safely. But his life was over, he was part-disembowelled and then torn apart with his arms and legs tied to motorbikes, the remains put on display as a warning to others against defying Taliban orders to stop educating girls.

mother-fuckers.

Man that's pretty gruesome. His life, as it had been, is over, from this time forward, he is little pieces of gruel and gore. Doesn't Need pics

Loren Michael

redx

Casket

:roll:

Haphazard

:?

Elki

moniker

Casket wrote:

His life, as it had been, is over

Yes, that is generally what death means.

redx

Elkamil wrote:

Casket

redx wrote:

Elkamil wrote:

moniker

Casket wrote:

redx wrote:

Elkamil wrote:

:roll:

The Green Eyed Monster

Man this page is obnoxious, and not just because of Casket.

bone daddy

celery77 wrote:

Man this page is obnoxious, and not just because of Casket.

I'm pretty sure Patient 0 is Casket.

Dynagrip

celery77 wrote:

Man this page is obnoxious, and not just because of Casket.

We could share anecdotes. For instance, my dad used to call my brother Mick the Dick. Once, while lost at a grocery store, a helpful clerk asked my brother his name. He replied, "Michael, but my dad calls me Mick the Dick!"

The Green Eyed Monster

Dynagrip wrote:

celery77 wrote:

Man this page is obnoxious, and not just because of Casket.

We could share anecdotes. For instance, my dad used to call my brother Mick the Dick. Once, while lost at a grocery store, a helpful clerk asked my brother his name. He replied, "Michael, but my dad calls me Mick the Dick!"

I have a crap load of anecdotes but they generally require lots of context and that I be drunk so that I can free associate them really well.

Elki

I'm justing leaving.

Casket

celery77 wrote:

Dynagrip wrote:

celery77 wrote:

Man this page is obnoxious, and not just because of Casket.

We could share anecdotes. For instance, my dad used to call my brother Mick the Dick. Once, while lost at a grocery store, a helpful clerk asked my brother his name. He replied, "Michael, but my dad calls me Mick the Dick!"

I have a crap load of anecdotes but they generally require lots of context and that I be drunk so that I can free associate them really well.

That anecdote sucked.