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Balls... DEACTIVATED

DachshundDachshund Registered User regular
edited April 2009 in Social Entropy++
This thread is intended to contrast the "I am intentionally having a child" bullshit thread. What a load of nonsense there amirite? HEY BUDDY WHY DON'T YOU STOP MAKING INFORMED DECISIONS FOR YOURSELF.

I'm 25 and have no baby wabies of my own. Married (to a girl, high fives), makin' fat stacks, ridin' my scootie scoot scooter. Got me balls chopped into last week. 20 minutes of mild discomfort -> many years of ridin' bears (on the back).

Haven't needed any of the painkillers at all (Oh my gosh what should I do with these generic lortabs?)

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Maybe this thread is just about what I should do with my druuuuuuugs

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    SLAPCHOP 'DEEZ NUTS

    BITCHES!

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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  • AstraphobiaAstraphobia Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Root! Sleep! Death!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Getting snipped at 25?

    You better believe thats a paddlin'.

    She must not love your nuts.

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  • SniperLogicSniperLogic ChicagoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    On behalf of the human race, thank you for getting your berries picked.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'm not sure I want kids either but I think I'm gonna keep Bert and Erny in tact regardless.

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    God bless you son

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Worst thread Or The Worst Thread?

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  • AstraphobiaAstraphobia Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Root! Sleep! Death!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'd always be worried they'd snip my boner muscles or something.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I hung out with a big old great dane named Primo last night and it was so cute

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    They should give a vasectomy to like, one in every 3 males born. When they're still a baby.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    at 18 I went in to get a vasectomy

    Doc looked at me and said "yeah, won't be a problem, you're pretty much sterile anyway."

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    CHOP MY BALLS OFF

    LIKE A BOSS

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  • AstraphobiaAstraphobia Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Root! Sleep! Death!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I hung out with a big old great dane named Primo last night and it was so cute

    Ever since the Blackhole Sun music video came out, I've always been weirded out by great danes.

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  • DachshundDachshund Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Astraphobia wrote: »
    I'd always be worried they'd snip my boner muscles or something.

    Quit bein' a girl. My jonesey still works fine.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    He was a man for four years.

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  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    So that's where he got his name...

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    at 18 I went in to get a vasectomy

    Doc looked at me and said "yeah, won't be a problem, you're pretty much sterile anyway."

    "This man has severe hot-tub burns over 90 percent of his ballsack - my own erection is terrifying me"

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    They should give a vasectomy to like, one in every 3 males born. When they're still a baby.

    I'm intrigued.

    How would you determine which ones?

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    They should give a vasectomy to like, one in every 3 males born. When they're still a baby.

    I'm intrigued.

    How would you determine which ones?

    What is with you guys and eugenics

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  • DachshundDachshund Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Guys I hear snipping parties are all the rage. Send me presents.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    boy you're going to be sorry when the aliens come from outerspace and start breeding with our men to make super babies, making their fathers god-kings by proxy

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    but without the ability to impregnate a woman you will be useless after the bombs fall

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    THERE WILL BE ORDER TO OUR GENETIC MATERIAL

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    They should give a vasectomy to like, one in every 3 males born. When they're still a baby.

    I'm intrigued.

    How would you determine which ones?

    lottery

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    They should give a vasectomy to like, one in every 3 males born. When they're still a baby.

    I'm intrigued.

    How would you determine which ones?

    What is with you guys and eugenics

    would it be better if they were selected randomly?

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    They should give a vasectomy to like, one in every 3 males born. When they're still a baby.

    I'm intrigued.

    How would you determine which ones?

    What is with you guys and eugenics
    monroe has to fight the good fight even if he has to fabricate his enemies

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  • SniperLogicSniperLogic ChicagoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    but without the ability to impregnate a woman you will be useless after the bombs fall

    Not with the gays, he'll have plenty of....utility :winky:

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'm thinking about getting snipped but I may need to make some extra dough soon so I'm gonna hold off

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  • JaminoJamino Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    "You take the venom out of a cobra and what do you got? You got a... a belt. "

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  • DachshundDachshund Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    I'm thinking about getting snipped but I may need to make some extra dough soon so I'm gonna hold off

    Oh my gosh it is only about $800.

    Also my insurance paid for it all. That way they won't have to insure my sick babies in the future. SMRT

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Redeemer broke up with me because I couldn't get him pregnant. Yep

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Jamino wrote: »
    "You take the venom out of a cobra and what do you got? You got a... a belt. "

    To his credit, "belt" is a status possible only in his schlongs wildest fevered dreams.

    Maybe "friendship bracelet"

    or "Twist tie"

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'm pretty sure later in life I will want to produce many offspring to go forth and gain honor for the family name

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  • HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'd consider it...

    But, uhh, I'm 20. And I've never really had a girlfriend.

    So, yeah, nothing really to consider.

    Srsly, though. Who'd want to bring kids into a world that could be the first Mad Max in another 20 or 30 years?

    Besides Mad Max?

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dachshund wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I'm thinking about getting snipped but I may need to make some extra dough soon so I'm gonna hold off

    Oh my gosh it is only about $800.

    Also my insurance paid for it all. That way they won't have to insure my sick babies in the future. SMRT
    first of all, it's not the cost OF it, it's the fact that I may have to put myself in a position where $150 for a tablespoon of genetic material gets me through a week.

    secondly, even though I have insurance, I work for a catholic hospital and they don't cover it because they're dicks

    fuck all you have rubbed me the wrong way already

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Can I rub you the right way

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  • DachshundDachshund Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure later in life I will want to produce many offspring to go forth and gain honor for the family name

    So you sayin' you have super genes huh, HUH? Bollocks. Your genes suck just like everyone else's.

    With my way you can pick and choose the smartest and strongest to raise as your own. (I am a big proponent of adoption)

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  • HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Dachshund wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I'm thinking about getting snipped but I may need to make some extra dough soon so I'm gonna hold off

    Oh my gosh it is only about $800.

    Also my insurance paid for it all. That way they won't have to insure my sick babies in the future. SMRT
    first of all, it's not the cost OF it, it's the fact that I may have to put myself in a position where $150 for a tablespoon of genetic material gets me through a week.

    secondly, even though I have insurance, I work for a catholic hospital and they don't cover it because they're dicks

    fuck all you have rubbed me the wrong way already

    Have you gone through all the prerequisite stuff for sperm donation?

    Was it as difficult as that website said?

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  • DragonicityDragonicity Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Mysssst noooooo! Who will be the Monkey King after you pass....

    There has to be a Monkey King to keep the Monkeys in line or they will defecate all over civilization!

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  • JaminoJamino Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dachshund wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure later in life I will want to produce many offspring to go forth and gain honor for the family name

    So you sayin' you have super genes huh, HUH? Bollocks. Your genes suck just like everyone else's.

    With my way you can pick and choose the smartest and strongest to raise as your own. (I am a big proponent of adoption)


    So you're saying you want to create a master race?

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    man I haven't even looked into it yet, i don't need the money now. different places have different standards, though, so we'll see

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