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Dead Legend

Mysst wrote: »

Mysst wrote: »

tomorrow I'm hitting the store while everyone is in church and grabbing some pineapple/orange juice, but can't really do much else as the liquor stores are closed

fuck you christians and your closing the fucking grocery store because of your goddamn zombie god

I had to get my juice from a gas station

and fuck you for closing the retail stores, I want some proper glasses

should've bought the beer at the gas station too

wait it's not noon yet hahaha

Druhim

haha you guys live in some ass backward part of the country where markets close for easter

MKR

I could go and get a family sized bag of Doritos right now and pass 10 churches on the way.

Druhim

and flip them off like it ain't no thang!

Dead Legend

Druhim wrote: »

haha you guys live in some ass backward part of the country where markets close for easter

it's the fucking baptists

they ruin everything

you ever have to wait until noon to go to the lake cause you gotta buy your beer on sunday cause you drank all the beer you were gonna take last night cause you were so excited for the lake and your buddies came over and you were gonna talk about how badass the lake was

and it's fucking 11:30am now and everything is iced down except the fucking beer and so you're drinking a screwdriver to drive away the hangover and everybody is blowing up your phone asking when we're gonna leave and goddamnit just thirty more minutes you need a case of beer to take to the lake cause god forbid you boat and ski and swim sober

and you're trying to not even think about how you're gonna get the boat in the water or take it out after a day of drinking in the blazing sun.

and that can be blamed directly on fucking baptists.

and the fucking dry counties. dry. fucking. counties. entire swathes of land with not a drop of liquor be found within county lines.

Druhim

haha I'm glad I lived in a civilized area

Zephos

MKR wrote: »

Winder is some kind of contradiction. Churches everywhere you go, people saying happy holiday on Easter, and a 24 hour supermarket that doesn't close on religious holidays. And they sell alcohol on Sunday.

I work at a 24 hour walgreens, whilst we dont sell liquor, i do have to go into work today.... and its only regular time paywise too.

Dead Legend

if there are baptists present it is not civilized

my dad's pet peeve are catholics

mine are baptists

respective to how we were raised

AND IN TEXAS THERE ARE TOO MANY FUCKING BAPTISTS ESPECIALLY ON THE 35 CORRIDOR

MrMonroe

Druhim wrote: »

haha you guys live in some ass backward part of the country where markets close for easter

man I'm in Massachusetts

we invented being uptight about this kind of shit

Clint Eastwood

Baptists are the worst, most irritating variety of Christians ever.

Druhim

bullshit

evangelicals are much worse

Clint Eastwood

But most baptists ARE evangelicals.

Dead Legend

fundamentalists
puritans
baptists
catholics

in that order

and i'm not talking about the members of those sects that don't force their bullshit on me, but the ones that make counties dry and alcohol unavailable for puchase on sundays are the ones that piss me off

really that goes for any group that inconveniences me.

MrMonroe

most puritans (these days) don't bother trying to "save" you, though, which bumps them up a few ranks in my book.

Clint Eastwood

I haven't met anybody who actually calls themselves a Puritan.

I always figured their little cultish group kind of petered out after that whole crazed witch burning thing.

Dead Legend

MrMonroe wrote: »

most puritans (these days) don't bother trying to "save" you, though, which bumps them up a few ranks in my book.

they fucked up enough shit to still be ranked up there with the retards

re: puritans witch burning

they never actually burned any witches at salem, they hanged em