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Parkour - the sport of show-off hipsters and crazy people

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    plus it's french, and france can suck my balls.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Run Run Run wrote: »
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Parkour seems like a sport criminals would want to learn.

    Or people who want to have higher chances to survive in a post apocalyptic scenario.

    Goddamnit

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Run Run Run wrote: »
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Parkour seems like a sport criminals would want to learn.

    Or people who want to have higher chances to survive in a post apocalyptic scenario.

    Goddamnit

    gotta prepare for the zombie apocalypse dude!!!

    let me tell you why I would use a shotgun instead of an ak, see, because the shotgun's got the force, see, of course I'd have my shaolin spade for backup and....

    ZOMBIES MAN

    GOTTA BE PREPARED

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Parkour would be so awesome in a zombie apocalypse. I prefer the crowbar, however.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    you know what I'd do in a zombie apocalypse

    the same thing ALL of you would do

    shit your pants and cry

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2009
    Run Run Run wrote: »
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Parkour seems like a sport criminals would want to learn.

    Or people who want to have higher chances to survive in a post apocalyptic scenario.

    HUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHT

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2009
    I thought parkour would make a fun video game and then I played mirror's edge and that went right out the window

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Man, people are bitchy today.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2009
    parkour seems fun though

    the best cross country practice we ever had was on some island where the coach was like "run around for a half hour, that'll probably be enough runnin' " and everyone proceded to run around much like a jackass through the woods.

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    gotta prepare for the zombie apocalypse dude!!!

    It's a well known fact that zombies can't jump.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2009
    somebody hasn't played left 4 dead

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Run Run Run wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    gotta prepare for the zombie apocalypse dude!!!

    It's a well known fact that zombies can't jump.

    actually, since a zombie has never existed, that's not a well known fact at all

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2009
    shoe woody harrelson just assaulted a zombie I feel you should take this into account

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    zombie weakness: stoners

    noted

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Run Run Run wrote: »
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Parkour seems like a sport criminals would want to learn.

    Or people who want to have higher chances to survive in a post apocalyptic scenario.

    Goddamnit

    gotta prepare for the zombie apocalypse dude!!!

    let me tell you why I would use a shotgun instead of an ak, see, because the shotgun's got the force, see, of course I'd have my shaolin spade for backup and....

    ZOMBIES MAN

    GOTTA BE PREPARED

    GODDAMNIT GODDAMNIT

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    someday max brooks will answer for his crimes

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    parkour is so goddang amazing

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Man power to Max Brooks, he tapped a virgin nerd niche plus some runoff from the psychotic survivalist types.

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    I am covered in bruises. The most hilarious time was today though - somehow the picnic table had gotten all slippery, so when I went to punch off with my hands, they just slid - so I fly across the table at the speed of "oh god damnit"

    right into my friends crotch - like he had stepped in to catch me, but instead my dome just kind of pulverized his nuts.

    hey i used to do parkour in grades 9 and 10

    i think i can still do all those vaults

    i should get into this again this summer

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    i need a partner

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Killjoy wrote: »
    i need a partner

    okay

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    i need a partner

    okay

    brb backflipping into your arms

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I've been pussying out on the vaults and have been climbing shit, instead. It probably helps to have a buddy to do this with.

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    toronto has a pretty big parkour scene

    i went to a couple meets a few summers ago and they mostly hung around playgrounds

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2009
    are you sure that was a parkour meet

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Could have been a pedophile meet.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Killjoy wrote: »
    toronto has a pretty big parkour scene

    i went to a couple meets a few summers ago and they mostly hung around playgrounds

    do the meets usually end with the police turning up?

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The pedophile joke was fine, but I'm enjoying the mental image of an athletic young man slamming feet first into an unawares toddler at speed. In a grim kind of way.

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    i remember a bunch of kids being scared away by this guy doing something like this at them:

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    he was the main dude of parkour around these parts (maybe not anymore)

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    a couple of my friends used to do parkour in high school but stopped when real life responsibilities intervened

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    that is generally what happens with parkour

    occasionally you are drawn back but realize that it was never really as good as it seemed

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i mean i respect it as a sport and the amount of work that goes into it

    but otherwise

    meh

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    So has David Belle finally quit jumping around and gotten his smelly French ass a job?

    I mean, this stuff is cool to look at, but some people try to push it as a lifestyle. I guess their poor asses have to steal shit to survive, and they can get away from the police, so it all works out.

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    does he still live with his mum?

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Tam wrote: »
    So has David Belle finally quit jumping around and gotten his smelly French ass a job?

    I mean, this stuff is cool to look at, but some people try to push it as a lifestyle. I guess their poor asses have to steal shit to survive, and they can get away from the police, so it all works out.

    This doesn't make sense. People can have a job and do Parkour in their free time, just like any other activity.

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    So has David Belle finally quit jumping around and gotten his smelly French ass a job?

    I mean, this stuff is cool to look at, but some people try to push it as a lifestyle. I guess their poor asses have to steal shit to survive, and they can get away from the police, so it all works out.

    This doesn't make sense. People can have a job and do Parkour in their free time, just like any other activity.

    :rotate:

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    So has David Belle finally quit jumping around and gotten his smelly French ass a job?

    I mean, this stuff is cool to look at, but some people try to push it as a lifestyle. I guess their poor asses have to steal shit to survive, and they can get away from the police, so it all works out.

    This doesn't make sense. People can have a job and do Parkour in their free time, just like any other activity.
    but they don't.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    dudes, fucking ZOMBIES.

    FUCK

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    So I'm into an activity that's half populated by douches? Shit. Guess it's better than WoW, still.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i guess you haven't had much exposure to the actual scene, because they absolutely do push parkour as a lifestyle.

    it's annoying.

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