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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I have a Katana, Christmas gift.

    Used to cut a watermelon for my friends 18th birthday, it was pretty awesome. Also used as wonderful decoration.

    People look at it and ask me if I would use it on an intruder, I laugh and say I am not to worried about that. I like to keep it that none of the people that come to my house know I have a Sig Sauer under my bed.

    Jigrah on
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Would you guys like to see my conquistador? It started out as me drawing a goofy helmet just for giggles and then deciding to attach said fanciful helmet to a suit of relatively historically accurate armor.

    Also I did not realize until scanning it that the right forearm is too short which is why it looks goofy. Goddamnit.

    But seriously unless you dress like this:
    quistador.jpg

    and spend 90% of your leisure time plundering Aztec gold,

    you don't get to argue that swords are better than guns.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    he's got a point

    it's a point you could condense into about 15 words but still

    if a dude with a sword and a dude with a gun are standing next to eachother and decide to fight, the guy with the gun is probably going to win

    that's not what he's even talking about

    he's talking about which is more honorable

    Besides, if you said that to the guy, he'd probably disagree since apparently guns are so much harder to use cause you have to remember if the safety is on or not

    oh

    well

    honor is basically the opposite of instinct

    also if you're going to engage anybody with a firearm and they have a weapon with an edge, they can cover 15 - 20 feet in the time it takes you to unholster, draw a bead, and fire.

    so keep your distance!

    but this is retarded anyway

    I don't know, I've heard of some crazy Vietnam Knife fight stories in fox holes.

    Jigrah on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Jigrah wrote: »
    I have a Katana, Christmas gift.

    Used to cut a watermelon for my friends 18th birthday, it was pretty awesome. Also used as wonderful decoration.

    People look at it and ask me if I would use it on an intruder, I laugh and say I am not to worried about that. I like to keep it that none of the people that come to my house know I have a Sig Sauer under my bed.

    a good policy

    t VA: but the conquistadors did find that guns were better than melee weapons...

    Dead Legend on
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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Would you guys like to see my conquistador? It started out as me drawing a goofy helmet just for giggles and then deciding to attach said fanciful helmet to a suit of relatively historically accurate armor.

    Also I did not realize until scanning it that the right forearm is too short which is why it looks goofy. Goddamnit.

    But seriously unless you dress like this:
    quistador.jpg

    and spend 90% of your leisure time plundering Aztec gold,

    you don't get to argue that swords are better than guns.

    Leisure time, that is surely work, nasty sweaty disease giving work.

    Jigrah on
  • LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i was going to say that the conquistadors would think that guns are better than swords, but really they would probably be more germ warfare advocates

    Lockout on
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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Would you guys like to see my conquistador? It started out as me drawing a goofy helmet just for giggles and then deciding to attach said fanciful helmet to a suit of relatively historically accurate armor.

    Also I did not realize until scanning it that the right forearm is too short which is why it looks goofy. Goddamnit.

    But seriously unless you dress like this:
    quistador.jpg

    and spend 90% of your leisure time plundering Aztec gold,

    you don't get to argue that swords are better than guns.

    Leisure time, that is surely work, nasty sweaty disease giving work.

    GGS.jpg

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  • FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    How about swords that look like guns that detach from canes?

    Gun-Cane-Sword
    so incredibly gay and retarded

    Part gun, Part Cane, Part Sword. See, you see the handle, you just naturally assume, it's gonna unfurl to show the rest of the gun. Nope, sword.

    You see a dude strolling down the street with a cane, you think who is that dapper gentleman with a limp in his stride that necessitates a cane? And then you get a closer look and you see the gun handle, and you think "Oh man, gun-cane. I could take a guy with a gun-cane no problem."

    Wrong.

    Gun-Cane-Sword.

    For the sophisticated man about town who has no idea what the fuck he's doing.

    Fedora on
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Fedora wrote: »
    For the sophisticated man about town who has no idea what the fuck he's doing.

    Bahahaha

    Graves on
  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Would you guys like to see my conquistador? It started out as me drawing a goofy helmet just for giggles and then deciding to attach said fanciful helmet to a suit of relatively historically accurate armor.

    Also I did not realize until scanning it that the right forearm is too short which is why it looks goofy. Goddamnit.

    But seriously unless you dress like this:
    quistador.jpg

    and spend 90% of your leisure time plundering Aztec gold,

    you don't get to argue that swords are better than guns.

    Leisure time, that is surely work, nasty sweaty disease giving work.

    GGS.jpg

    That book ruined Racism for me, no longer was advancement based on white initiative but on crops and domesticated animals that just happened to be in a certain area. Ruined I tell you.

    Jigrah on
  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Would you guys like to see my conquistador? It started out as me drawing a goofy helmet just for giggles and then deciding to attach said fanciful helmet to a suit of relatively historically accurate armor.

    Also I did not realize until scanning it that the right forearm is too short which is why it looks goofy. Goddamnit.

    But seriously unless you dress like this:
    quistador.jpg

    and spend 90% of your leisure time plundering Aztec gold,

    you don't get to argue that swords are better than guns.

    Leisure time, that is surely work, nasty hot native raping, sweaty disease giving work.

    fixed

    Doodmann on
    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Doodmann wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Would you guys like to see my conquistador? It started out as me drawing a goofy helmet just for giggles and then deciding to attach said fanciful helmet to a suit of relatively historically accurate armor.

    Also I did not realize until scanning it that the right forearm is too short which is why it looks goofy. Goddamnit.

    But seriously unless you dress like this:
    quistador.jpg

    and spend 90% of your leisure time plundering Aztec gold,

    you don't get to argue that swords are better than guns.

    Leisure time, that is surely work, nasty hot native raping, sweaty disease giving work.

    fixed

    That was implied, how else did you think they passed their diseases? Blankets, get real now.

    Jigrah on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    Fedora wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    How about swords that look like guns that detach from canes?

    Gun-Cane-Sword
    so incredibly gay and retarded

    Part gun, Part Cane, Part Sword. See, you see the handle, you just naturally assume, it's gonna unfurl to show the rest of the gun. Nope, sword.

    You see a dude strolling down the street with a cane, you think who is that dapper gentleman with a limp in his stride that necessitates a cane? And then you get a closer look and you see the gun handle, and you think "Oh man, gun-cane. I could take a guy with a gun-cane no problem."

    Wrong.

    Gun-Cane-Sword.

    For the sophisticated man about town who has no idea what the fuck he's doing.
    seriously, they're so damn stupid
    let's make a sword that's really shitty at being a sword and doesn't work at all as a gun!

    Druhim on
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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Fedora wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    How about swords that look like guns that detach from canes?

    Gun-Cane-Sword
    so incredibly gay and retarded

    Part gun, Part Cane, Part Sword. See, you see the handle, you just naturally assume, it's gonna unfurl to show the rest of the gun. Nope, sword.

    You see a dude strolling down the street with a cane, you think who is that dapper gentleman with a limp in his stride that necessitates a cane? And then you get a closer look and you see the gun handle, and you think "Oh man, gun-cane. I could take a guy with a gun-cane no problem."

    Wrong.

    Gun-Cane-Sword.

    For the sophisticated man about town who has no idea what the fuck he's doing.
    seriously, they're so damn stupid
    let's make a sword that's really shitty at being a sword and doesn't work at all as a gun!

    Maybe thats the whole point.

    They're hoping to make all our weapons so horribly inept that eventually we give up and just stop fighting.

    Why you gotta be opposed to the Peace Process, Dru.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    VOLYU

    WHERE DID YOU GO

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  • ronzoronzo Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    Really what is that your halo clan tag

    if i had to make a guess, it's a eve online corp/group called guiding hand social club.

    ronzo on
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    But sword canes are still cool right?

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Fedora wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    How about swords that look like guns that detach from canes?

    Gun-Cane-Sword
    so incredibly gay and retarded

    Part gun, Part Cane, Part Sword. See, you see the handle, you just naturally assume, it's gonna unfurl to show the rest of the gun. Nope, sword.

    You see a dude strolling down the street with a cane, you think who is that dapper gentleman with a limp in his stride that necessitates a cane? And then you get a closer look and you see the gun handle, and you think "Oh man, gun-cane. I could take a guy with a gun-cane no problem."

    Wrong.

    Gun-Cane-Sword.

    For the sophisticated man about town who has no idea what the fuck he's doing.
    seriously, they're so damn stupid
    let's make a sword that's really shitty at being a sword and doesn't work at all as a gun!

    Maybe thats the whole point.

    They're hoping to make all our weapons so horribly inept that eventually we give up and just stop fighting.

    Why you gotta be opposed to the Peace Process, Dru.
    when you've lived as long as I have, you realize war is the only interesting game going

    peace is fucking boring

    Druhim on
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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    VOLYU

    WHERE DID YOU GO

    I MISS YOU SO

    IT's BEEN FORVER SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE.

    Jigrah on
  • FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    seriously, they're so damn stupid
    let's make a sword that's really shitty at being a sword and doesn't work at all as a gun!

    Wait a minute, holy shit. Maybe we've been going at this all wrong.

    What if it's a gun...that shoots sword-canes?

    Oh my god.

    Fedora on
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    VOLYU

    WHERE DID YOU GO

    The Deep Souf.

    By that I mean, like, Chile and Argentina.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    VOLYU

    WHERE DID YOU GO

    The Deep Souf.

    By that I mean, like, Chile and Argentina.

    BUT

    WHY?

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Funsies.

    I have stories I am not at liberty to disclose at this time but rest assured I will post some kind of journal soon.

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Funsies.

    I have stories I am not at liberty to disclose at this time but rest assured I will post some kind of journal soon.

    You a government spy or something?

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    For the length of time the Chilean national investigative police force held us at the border from Argentina, it might have been a concern of theirs.

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  • kid_zombiekid_zombie Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Would you guys like to see my conquistador?


    I can't help but feel a little dirty for expecting a picture of a wiener under the spoiler. wiener..

    kid_zombie on
    Hang in there.


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  • IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    For the length of time the Chilean national investigative police force held us at the border from Argentina, it might have been a concern of theirs.

    Did you smuggle something in your ass?

    You smuggled something in your ass, didn't you

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Volyu was hunting Nazis. I know it.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    My inner communist compels me to hunt them to the last, this is true.

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