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He was dead...but he got better.

Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplaceShe crawled right inRegistered User regular
edited April 2009 in Social Entropy++
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This cinematic masterpiece is out today. It features copious nudity, violence, self-injury, more nudity, and more violence. Word on the street is that there may be some profanities as well as some good ol' fashioned public sex and voyeurism. There might even be some Asian people in it!

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So basically if you're a real man, you'll see this movie. If you don't then you're a buster. It's as simple as that.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    after I watched Crank I felt like I needed to take a nap

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    cap and I watched the first crank movie last night

    it was totally awesome

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    That tagline is fucking amazing

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
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    She looks like she's about to laugh, not cum.

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    slowslow Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    yes, i will see this movie

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i realized last night that the lack of a similarly pristine concept might make this film suffer, but it's tough to top crank anyways. my hopes remain high, but realistically no action film premise will ever top "jason statham has to be awesome without stopping or he'll die."

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    OH FUCK YOU

    FUCK YOU SO MUCH

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    BUSTER BECAME A GEARHEAD.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Mod approved show me your cock thread?

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    don't be hatin Sars

    one of us had to make this thread

    not my fault you a buster

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i realized last night that the lack of a similarly pristine concept might make this film suffer, but it's tough to top crank anyways. my hopes remain high, but realistically no action film premise will ever top "jason statham has to be awesome without stopping or he'll die."

    "Jason Statham has to be awesome without stopping while also electrocuting himself or he'll die"

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i realized last night that the lack of a similarly pristine concept might make this film suffer, but it's tough to top crank anyways. my hopes remain high, but realistically no action film premise will ever top "jason statham has to be awesome without stopping or he'll die."

    "Jason Statham has to be awesome without stopping while also electrocuting himself or he'll die"

    it adds a step, man

    this time he has to tailor his awesomeness toward electrocution. crank was more free-wheeling.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Except they upped the ante on the sex, violence and nudity in this one

    hell, the first trailer had a panning shot over an oiled naked ass.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i realized last night that the lack of a similarly pristine concept might make this film suffer, but it's tough to top crank anyways. my hopes remain high, but realistically no action film premise will ever top "jason statham has to be awesome without stopping or he'll die."

    "Jason Statham has to be awesome without stopping while also electrocuting himself or he'll die"

    it adds a step, man

    this time he has to tailor his awesomeness toward electrocution. crank was more free-wheeling.

    but in Crank Jason Statham didn't have to attach jumper cables to his tongue to keep his heart pumping

    it's much cooler this way, you see

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i realized last night that the lack of a similarly pristine concept might make this film suffer, but it's tough to top crank anyways. my hopes remain high, but realistically no action film premise will ever top "jason statham has to be awesome without stopping or he'll die."

    "Jason Statham has to be awesome without stopping while also electrocuting himself or he'll die"

    it adds a step, man

    this time he has to tailor his awesomeness toward electrocution. crank was more free-wheeling.

    but in Crank Jason Statham didn't have to attach jumper cables to his tongue to keep his heart pumping

    it's much cooler this way, you see

    He did use electric shock in the first one though

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sh-sh-sh-shaw!

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I honestly thought this movie was a joke until I saw the preview for it in the theater

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    don'tn eed duplicate threads

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