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Marvel Solicitations for July 2009 [Preview]

wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
edited April 2009 in Graphic Violence
It's time again for solicitations, and the previews for July are out on CBR and Newsarama. I'll update this post once the full solicits are out.

Previews from Newsarama

EDIT: Full solicits are up:

Full Solicitations

Deebaser, commenting on Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, wrote:
When he dies, I hope they write "Worst Affirmative Action Hire, EVER" on his grave. His corpse should be trolled.
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    persona non gratapersona non grata Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    IMMORTAL WEAPONS #1 (of 5)
    Written by JASON AARON & DUANE SWIERCZYNSKI
    Penciled by MICO SUAYAN & TRAVEL FOREMAN
    Cover and Variant Cover by DAVID AJA
    Out of the pages of IMMORTAL IRON FIST! Jason Aaron (WOLVERINE) and Mico Suayan (MOON KNIGHT) plus an all-star roster of guest artists kick off IMMORTAL WEAPONS in this double-sized issue!
    Fat Cobra! No man has fought more heartily, consumed more mightily, or lived life more fully! Fat Cobra! Master of the sumo thunder stomp and the devil’s skullcrusher! Fat Cobra! Immortal Weapon from the Seven Capital Cities of Heaven! But to this day, no man has known the story of Fat Cobra’s life...including the Cobra himself! Discover the shocking origins of this boisterous brawler and witness his decades of adventure!
    Meanwhile, Danny Rand embarks on his own mission of search and adventure, in a special bonus story by IMMORTAL IRON FIST writer Duane Swierczynski running through all five IMMORTAL WEAPONS issues!
    40 PGS./Rated T+ ...$3.99

    Awesome!

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    CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Astonishing Tales #6 has a Sabra story in it. Mossad mutant superheroine? I'm sold.

    Whoa. Marvel Zombies 4 #4 seems to have a hell of a spoiler in the solicit:
    The Midnight Sons battle against the terrifying new mutation of the zombie virus side-by-side with...The Hood! Why does the trigger-happy Cabal member now fight for humanity? Could it have anything to do with the fact the dread Dormammu has abandoned him for a new, even more powerful minion? Or the frightening fact that the plague of undead is going to lay waste to the entire Marvel Universe?
    Also, Jennifer Kale is fucking stacked.

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    wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Note the Deadpool: Merc With A Mouth solicit. The Marvel Zombies virus is now a fixture in 616, but since no power players have been infected, it's remained isolated. God help us if Reed ever discovers it. D:

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    Deebaser, commenting on Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, wrote:
    When he dies, I hope they write "Worst Affirmative Action Hire, EVER" on his grave. His corpse should be trolled.
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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    uncanny x-men first class makes me so happy

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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Man, so, I am unhappy with what is going on with Monica Rambeau. She should not be in a cheesecake book, not at all.

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    KVWKVW Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    durandal4532 wrote: »
    Man, so, I am unhappy with what is going on with Monica Rambeau. She should not be in a cheesecake book, not at all.

    Ya, she should be making me a sandwich back at Avengers Mansion.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    a steak, kvw

    a steak

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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    a steak, kvw

    a steak

    No because it would always be well-done and that's pretty bad.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    why do you think she no longer leads the avengers?

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    CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Because she's a woman.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    a woman who can't cook a steak properly

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    CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    If only there was a way to force her to work without pay until she got it right.

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    wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Crimsondude wrote: »
    If only there was a way to force her to work without pay until she got it right.

    :x:x:x:x

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    Deebaser, commenting on Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, wrote:
    When he dies, I hope they write "Worst Affirmative Action Hire, EVER" on his grave. His corpse should be trolled.
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    CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    So much for becoming the next AG for Alaska.

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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The Millar & Hitch run on FF capped off with a story co-written by Joe Ahearne with Stuart Immonen on pencils. *snicker*

    War Machine is totally a 90's book complete with emo brooding but that cover is awesome.

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    UNCANNY X-MEN: FIRST CLASS #1 (of 8)
    Written by SCOTT GRAY
    Pencils & Cover by ROGER CRUZ
    The early days of the X-Men's second generation are revealed in an all-new series starring Cyclops, Storm, Banshee, Colossus, Nightcrawler, Wolverine and Phoenix! Professor X invites the mysterious Inhumans into the X-Men's home, but when Wolverine and Gorgon meet, the party turns ugly! Nightcrawler faces a crisis of faith and searches for an answer in the Inhuman city Attilan - but has he found his salvation or ultimate destruction? Don't miss a culture clash that will rock both super-teams to their cores!
    32 PGS./Rated A $2.99

    It's going to be "teh awesome"

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Can't help but notice the lack of Ultimate comic solicits unless you count the Requiem titles. Thanks for delaying an entire relaunch Finch.

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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Was Ultimate Comics supposed to launch in July?

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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I like the artist for that First Class book, very clean and nice looking.

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I think it was supposed to relaunch in July, at least USM vol. 2 was. We still don't even know the elusive 4th ongoing UC book that's more than likely UXM vol. 2. There's also a Jeph Loeb/Art Adams project that is Ultimate comics related that we don't know much about although I hope its Frank Cho and Adams teaming up on New Ultimates so the book will actually come out on time. At least they kept up a monthly schedule on Hulk.

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Man, I'm not even American and even I want the Captain America poster book.

    Edit: wait, Claremont has two future X-Men books going?

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    VirralVirral Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Well, one's the future Genext and the other is taking over as if he never left after X-Men #2 or something, right? So really one's future and one's past.

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    KVWKVW Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Virral wrote: »
    Well, one's the future Genext and the other is taking over as if he never left after X-Men #2 or something, right? So really one's future and one's past.

    It's like his own days of future past!

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    wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Full solicits are up now on CBR.

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    Deebaser, commenting on Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, wrote:
    When he dies, I hope they write "Worst Affirmative Action Hire, EVER" on his grave. His corpse should be trolled.
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    wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Good god, July is going to be dense with action. D: I need to plan accordingly to keep from being broke as hell.

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    Deebaser, commenting on Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, wrote:
    When he dies, I hope they write "Worst Affirmative Action Hire, EVER" on his grave. His corpse should be trolled.
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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Virral wrote: »
    Well, one's the future Genext and the other is taking over as if he never left after X-Men #2 or something, right? So really one's future and one's past.
    Oh, well then.

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    CoJoeTheLawyerCoJoeTheLawyer Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Crimsondude wrote: »
    Also, Jennifer Kale is fucking stacked.

    You can not make a comment like that without the accompanying solict
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    DeMoNDeMoN twitch.tv/toxic_cizzle Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I miss the time when I liked Land's art and didn't see porn face everywhere.

    But then again, that's just because I was naive.

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    My brain says that face is Geena Davis in Earth Girls Are Easy but I'm not exactly sure how it came to that conclusion.

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    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I think you're definitely right on the Geena Davis part, but I bow to your superior knowledge as to the exact film.

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    VirralVirral Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Yay for Powers HC Vol 3, here's hoping it actually comes out! And why the hell is there a TPB of Heroes for Hire Civil War being released? Seems like an odd book to reprint.

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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Marvel's reprint policy now amounts to "when enough retailers tell us to put something out."

    They had it bass-ackwards for a while, heavily printing the first trade and most recent trade of say, Ultimate Spider-Man, but ignoring the trades in the middle that would foster continued sales. People like following things in order, and if they're stuck waiting for a while for vol. 9, they might not go straight to 10 but rather just lose interest.

    Also, this is an awesome cover:
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    MARVEL ADVENTURES SUPER HEROES #13
    Written by PAUL TOBIN
    Penciled by MARCELO DICHIARA
    Cover by PATRICK SHERBERGER
    Bulldogs are about the best dogs in the world. Everyone knows that. But when the Leader decides to use a robotic bulldog to steal all of SHIELD's private files, it's up to She-Hulk, Spider-Man and Tigra to clean up after the dog!
    32 PGS./All Ages ...$2.99

    Sherberger has a cool art style, like Skottie Young and Ramos put together. He would work really well on a Young Avengers or Newxtwave-type fun book.

    And the Ross ASM #600 cover is too red.

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    HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Virral wrote: »
    And why the hell is there a TPB of Heroes for Hire Civil War being released? Seems like an odd book to reprint.

    There's also a random x-men story from 1999 being reprinted as well.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    Virral wrote: »
    And why the hell is there a TPB of Heroes for Hire Civil War being released? Seems like an odd book to reprint.

    There's also a random x-men story from 1999 being reprinted as well.
    The x-men story is their continued whoring out of Deadpool, I think.

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    HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    HadjiQuest wrote: »
    Virral wrote: »
    And why the hell is there a TPB of Heroes for Hire Civil War being released? Seems like an odd book to reprint.

    There's also a random x-men story from 1999 being reprinted as well.
    The x-men story is their continued whoring out of Deadpool, I think.

    Yeah, that's kind of strange. He's essentially getting two ongoings for at least the rest of the year, with limited after limited blowing past.

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    CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I find this amusing since so many GVers love Deadpool that now people are surprised that he's being whored out like Wolverine.

    Unless Dark Reign ends with the creation of the Old Man Logan universe I fail to see the point.

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    HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    It's the same as wolverine.

    He's a good character in certain contexts, but when you whore him this much, he ends up in a bunch of books with no real continuity or story progression between any of them.

    I feel sorry for the dude that actually picks up all the Wolverine titles on a monthly basis.

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    CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    It's an Idiot Subsidy for Marvel. Conversely, it's also welfare for comic pros.

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    TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    That's a tits quote, Crimson.

    Because they probably refer to these Wolverine one-shots in the office like that.

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    MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'm really surprised to see Greg Pak move on from Skaar. I kind of took that as his pet book. I figured he'd drop Hercules or War Machine. Though Skaar's been sliding down the sales chart, so maybe that was a contributing factor.

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    CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    TexiKen wrote: »
    That's a tits quote, Crimson.

    Because they probably refer to these Wolverine one-shots in the office like that.

    I wouldn't be surprised. It's also probably a good way to test writers. You fuck up a one-note character and you're done. Which is my guess why there were Punisher MAX one-shots last year, too.

    But, yeah. I could totally see someone at Marvel tossing one at a writer who needs some quick extra cash. Easy money for both.

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