Childhood memories!
Remember back in the day when you were truly and utterly captivated by games? That you didn't know the difference between the game and the real world? When you didn't know about publishers, release dates, patches, forums and copy protection? Ah yes, it was a marvellous time, just playing every game you could get, and... pretty much like them all.
This thread is about those memories of (meta)gaming, because I think its interesting, and often hilariously funny to read about how stupid children really are.
Anyway, I'll kick off with a few points:
- When I got Street Fighter II for my SNES (after months of waiting and telling my grandma all about the characters) I was utterly confused about Street Fighter I. What was this game? I finally found out: I also owned Final Fight, and I was sure that that must have been the first Street Fighter, since they fight in the streets, and... the packaging looked exactly similar! Little did I know ALL packaging is the same...
- When first playing Zelda on the NES, whenever I got to Ganon, I had to let somebody else play and leave the room because I was so afraid of Ganon. I could not remain in the same fucking room because of this creepy fuck. For reference, this is what he looked like:
A bunch of pixels...
- When I first saw the dad of a friend of mine play Dune II on his PC, I was absolutely blown away by the scale. In fact, when he told me he was only going to attack in a couple of days, I simply couldn't believe it. The fact that you could build something that was still there after a few days boggled my mind and I couldn't stop thinking about it.
So tell me yours!
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I could never beat the 5th stage's boss. I needed to have one of my parents do it, because he was just too hard.
...I spent 4+ fucking years trying to beat the game's final boss, who has a second life meter. I eventually accomplished it.
May he burn in the pits of Hades.
"Arrr, It's the last of tha' mohegans!"
I'll always remember that crazy old bastard.
Mario 64 also has a special place in my childhood memories, because I can still vividly remember the toy store in my town in went to EVERY DAY to marvel at the Mario 64 demo screen. Man I had a lot of free time then.
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The music in the Acorn version was much better than on the Amiga, too.
GOHMA 1988 NEVER FORGET.
Heh, this reminds of the fact that I finished Mario Bros. on the NES without knowing you could actually shoot fireballs when you ate a flower....
I couldn't really figure out what Age of Empires was about, because when I started a new game, I just had three guys standing around a hut not doing anything, surrounded by a sea of black. No matter what I clicked, I couldn't make anything happen, so I just stopped trying.
Several months later, I tried it out again. This time, I must have had the presence of mind to right click after picking one of the guys. I saw the black sea change into grass, trees, and deer. I ran and told my brother and we were both hooked.
SimCity was a blast, even though now I can't really remember it at all.
What really made me scared though, was that my brother told me that after they catch Alf they disect him and turn him into dog food.
Particularly this fucker...
... and his goddamn arms.
- The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (2017, colorized)
And my older brother and cousins didn't let us play that night.
This. Over and over and over.
Spending a billion hours gouging a fucking hole in the Earth just because it was easier than doing basic math at that age to work out the angles.
I woke up to discover that my step-mother, intrigued by the game, had started playing, and sat there chain-smoking and playing the rest of the weekend, and every time I went to my Dad's, I had to bring Zelda and my NES along for her. My Dad even made up some lyrics about our co-addiction to go with the Zelda music.
Eventually my step-mother broke down and bought her own NES. Just for Zelda. And an SNES for that system's Zelda. She was a friggin' Hyrulian addict (but the best possible step mom - the woman even took me to my first ever D&D session, and played in the group with me, despite being as far from the stereotypical gamer as possible - female and attractive).
ALSO:
Being one of like four computer-literate kids in my high school (mid to late 80s), and going to the computer lab during study hall to play Yie-Ar Kung Fu, Autoduel, and Mail Order Monsters on the two C-64s they had. We got away with it because the teacher who supervised the lab had a class, and could only see the tops of our heads through the glass from his classroom.
Not really childhood but the endless hours me and my mates sunk into Perfect Dark and Conkers Bad Fur Day multiplayer.
oh my god this
except I was 7 and I couldn't go on
it freaked me out
After weeks of struggle and becoming so good at that first little section that I would literally do it with my eyes closed just for kicks, I gave up. It wasn't until college that I found the disks and manual in an old box and decided to try once again to figure out that damn chest. I'd love to tell you that my adult mind figured it out immediately, but nope - just as stumped as ever, only now with the distinctly annoying idea that I'd grown no more intelligent over the past 10 years.
My salvation came when I decided to take the little ""Field Guide to the Creatures of Frobozz" with me for reading on the toilet one lazy Sunday afternoon. See if you pick up on what I'd ignored for over a decade:
Yes, that's right. I was defeated for the entirety of my teenage years by the goddamn COPY PROTECTION.
I remember staying up all night to beat Super Mario 3 from beginning to end, then getting chicken pox the same day.
I had to have my appendix out and when my brother came to visit me in the hospital he brought me Street Cop (which was a Power Pad game). When I got to come home from the hospital my brother had to do the running and I did the controls. The system worked so well, that we continued playing that way for years.
When I was a kid I fell of my bike going at a pretty high rate of speed and had some pretty bad road rash burns. So bad, in fact, that I had to go to St. Jude's Hospital in Montreal to get treated. I remember one morning I had to get up incredibly early to go and couldn't sleep so I started playing Gunsmoke. It was a game I never had got past the second or third level on. For some reason, on that very day I ended up beating it just before I had to leave to go to the hospital. That is one of my fondest game memories.
I also remember being so obsessed with Mega Man 2 that I recorded the soundtrack on a cassette tape and listened to it when I wasn't playing the game.
The first time I saw the level 2 super storm trooper boss I paused the game and ran from the room. Scared the hell out of me, and I left my computer on for a good four hours before I had the courage to come back and finish the job.
Wasted the whole rental looking for it. Bought it and found it in no time.
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I kept my receipt, printed on a dot-matrix printer, pinned to my wall for that entire month, barely able to weather the wait when I would hold that precious, precious game in my hands. I DREAMT about that damn game, poring over my copy of Nintendo Power trying to decide if I would play the game in the same order the magazine proposed or end up a maverick and doing something different.
Finally, the fateful day came, and I, gripping my prize firmly, spent every possible waking hour devouring that game. The weekend went by oh so fast, and I sadly had to return it before I could beat it. But oh... the following christmas was a glorious season indeed....
EDIT: I also played the hell out of pretty much every crash bandicoot with this guy. We'd play Crash Bash for days on end.
I remember my Dad playing a Space Quest-type game on the computer. Whenever you checked your crashed spaceship it would say something like "The metal is thinner than before". This terrified me and I had nightmares.
My Mom liked to play Air Fortress which also terrified me. It was fun and games until the core was destroyed and you had to make your way back to your ship while the base shook and played creepy music and oh god you're stuck under that piston we'll never make it aaaaaa
I tried playing Air Fortress again when I was in high school and nope, can't play it, it still scares me.
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How... does that even work?
One of the strongest gaming memories as a child was Christmas 1992. I was pretty pumped for the Super NES (I had an EGM Buyer's Guide from the year the SNES launched and I read that thing ragged looking at all the SNES launch game screens and info), but was still having fun on my PC (Sid Meier's Pirates!, Sierra adventures, and Gold Box AD&D games can make even a Tandy 1000 last forever) and NES, so I was totally not expecting my parents to tell me to get something out of a kitchen cabinet, which when opened, revealed a brand new SNES and several games including Zelda and Castlevania IV. If that weren't exciting enough, I was told to go to my room for a minute, where I saw a brand new 24" TV that had been set up some time during the night without my knowledge.
I was completely blown away.
- The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (2017, colorized)
Switch is wired to give power to a certain socket, usually for lights. Instead of having a light in that socket he had his snes power cord plugged in there?
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When the screen turned red, I panicked and shut the system off thinking I'd caused the end of the world. (I was like 7 or 8, and the same reaction happened to Ninja Gaiden II's endgame not long after.)
Would scare the crap outta me when I was little kid playing on the Amiga, I'd be happily playing New Zealand story trying to rescue the female kiwi bird when WHAM that would pop up, mind you I would've only been about 5-6years old at the time and I'd totally be ok with it now if it happended
I feel the same way about UFO defense still.
I play it like crazy, but it still has that really creepy scary vibe to me.. even though I'm looking back through more aged eyes, and I play Dead Space and most of what I'm thinking is "Aw SHIT this is some great-assed sound design" when I hear the "dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun" of UFO defense I shit my pants a little.
Holy shit what was this game called? I remember the graphics and the banana-throwing, but not the title!
Played it during the weekend, and got near the end of the first world, thinking that was the end of the game. After I beat the big bad of the first world, and found out that there were seven more to go, well...
Gorillas
Just found a download for it here -
http://www.dosgames.com/forum/post-85146.html
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Anyone know what this was?