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Madre de Dios! Dia de Madre! (mother's day, nimrods)

Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's StockingNorth PoleRegistered User regular
edited May 2009 in Social Entropy++
It's almost time folks. Time for a holiday invented by a woman who would a decade later spend her life and all her money fighting against its commercialization.

Mom Day.

What are you doing for this fine holiday? Do you have a mom? You don't act like it. Why do you never call? Are you ashamed of me and your father? After we worked so hard to raise you, and get you into a good school, this is how you repay us? You join a punk rock band and you're too good for us now, mister big shot mohawk?

Do yourself a favor. Buy your mudda a present. Unless she sucks, or is dead. In which case, sorry.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    my mom is awesome and I will be getting her something spectacular

    I just have to figure out what

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    I came about via abiogenesis

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Wait shit this is coming up?

    Aw shit

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i have an idea for father's day, not for mother's day.

    maybe i'll gift her with my presence

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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I never do anything for my mother or father. I'm a horrible little beast.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    my mother's all the way in Beijing, and while I would love to be there with her for Mum's Day for once she'll probably get a Skype video call and some flowers delivered to her place via an online service :P

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    yeah, that's about what I intend to do

    but it's better than nothing right

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    wait, what sunday is this

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    second sunday in may

    may 10th

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    oh man I saw this thread and thought it was gonna be like, this sunday

    phew

    thanks for the heads up tho

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    yeah seriously I got scared

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    far be it from me to bring the dark spectre of mother's day to your door unannounced

    far be it

    from me

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    My mum told us all to not get her anything for her birthday in March

    so I didn't

    BUT IT WAS A TRICK AND I FEEL STUPID

    so I'll get her something nice for Mum's day.

    #pipe on
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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    you guys should get your moms X-RAY GLASSES! See thru anything! $1.95

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    My mum told us all to not get her anything for her birthday in March

    so I didn't

    BUT IT WAS A TRICK AND I FEEL STUPID

    so I'll get her something nice for Mum's day.

    NEVER FALL FOR THIS TRICK

    all women will do it because they are sick freaks and want to torture us

    always get them something

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    you got a point you're trying to make here, son

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    yeah, that's about what I intend to do

    but it's better than nothing right

    yeah it really helps that my mum is very much of the "it's the thought that counts" mentality

    I'll probably instruct my dad to take her out for a nice dinner and my sister and I will jointly pick up the check for that

    damned if we can ever figure out something for Dad's Day though

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    You all know about my mother.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    yeah, that's about what I intend to do

    but it's better than nothing right

    yeah it really helps that my mum is very much of the "it's the thought that counts" mentality

    I'll probably instruct my dad to take her out for a nice dinner and my sister and I will jointly pick up the check for that

    damned if we can ever figure out something for Dad's Day though

    I don't have to worry about that one, my dad's a piece of shit

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    I came about via abiogenesis

    considering there were no other humans around yet, this makes sense.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    yeah, that's about what I intend to do

    but it's better than nothing right

    yeah it really helps that my mum is very much of the "it's the thought that counts" mentality

    I'll probably instruct my dad to take her out for a nice dinner and my sister and I will jointly pick up the check for that

    damned if we can ever figure out something for Dad's Day though
    blowjobs are always an appropriate gift for a man


    scrubbing my brain now

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    You all know about my mother.

    Don't let her play the lottery :P

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited April 2009
    isnt mothers day like 3 weeks away

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    You all know about my mother.

    Hola, Sr.

    Yo represento a la Lotería Nacional de España y es un placer informarle de que ha ganado el gran premio! Para recoger las ganancias de un concurso que no llegó a entrar, por favor enviar toda la información de la cuenta de banco y con un extraño que nunca han cumplido. Gracias de nuevo por ser muy crédulo que gringos estúpidos.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'm going to get my mother a knife.

    Possibly German.

    Or maybe Brazilian, I have yet decided.

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    I'm going to get my mother a knife.

    Possibly German.

    Or maybe Brazilian, I have yet decided.

    I will assume you meant a knoife

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    natek wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    I'm going to get my mother a knife.

    Possibly German.

    Or maybe Brazilian, I have yet decided.

    I will assume you meant a knoife

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    ??

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Nice.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2009
    damn it shoe it's still april don't make me panic like this

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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    April fucking sucks as a month. Really I could just do without it.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Gafoto wrote: »
    April fucking sucks as a month. Really I could just do without it.

    But there are like 3 public holidays in it.

    I rate it.

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    we had one friday with no classes in april, so it is still better than some months!

    and the weather is perfect

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    You all know about my mother.

    Buy her one of those gag scratch and win lottery tickets.

    Tasteticle on

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    You all know about my mother.

    Buy her one of those gag scratch and win lottery tickets.

    ahahaha

    Do this.

    DO THIS.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    If not Veretas could you at least give some merry forumer her address so they can send it to her.

    Label it "complimenty ticket" or something.

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    cheshirecheshire Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    My sister and I are taking my mom out to dinner and then we are going to go get heart mom tattoos. We are also gonna pay for my mom to get a tattoo. I'll probably buy her some flowers and a book that she wants too.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Man what will happen though if you break up with your Mother?

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    yeah, that's about what I intend to do

    but it's better than nothing right

    yeah it really helps that my mum is very much of the "it's the thought that counts" mentality

    I'll probably instruct my dad to take her out for a nice dinner and my sister and I will jointly pick up the check for that

    damned if we can ever figure out something for Dad's Day though
    blowjobs are always an appropriate gift for a man


    scrubbing my brain now

    dammit, Dru

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