Not one fucking bit.
....
I turned on the TV today to give my eyes something to focus at, and I had the [dis]pleasure of watching some really filthy shit.
I mean, this shit
What the hell? does anybody actually watch her retarded mind-corrupting show?
She spent 30 minutes or so, bitching about men while receiving a standing ovation from the crowd of multi-cultural feminists who carry ungodly amounts of hatred towards men and penis-carriers.
Also, her jokes aren't funny and they engulf me in a fume of fermented vomit. Mentally.
And then they showed this crap
The show is boring and uninteresting, but I don't have a problem with it. It's just that this sack of shit kept coming up, sitting in his big, red leather chair..
..and proceeded to fire a single team member every 5-10 minutes
ever so harshly..
"My show, fuck off!"
I couldn't hold myself from re-imagining the chain of thoughts that went through his self-centered head, ending in the establishment of this show.
"I'm a self-proclaimed eccentric fuck, and I have money. Therefore, I'll make a show where I torture poor youth workers and fire them one by one, randomly, while sitting in my big, red leather chair."
"Also, my Mercedes SLR has to appear behind me at least once per episode, followed by a view of the tower holding my name. Twice."
"And I'm not bald or remotely fat."
tldr; bitch about American shows that sucks.
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i don't think i can live without ______ of love and ANTM and SYTYCD and supernatural and real world/road rules challenge and top chef and hell's kitchen and etc etc etc. basically, if its on vh1/mtv/bravo/cw, i'm willing to give it a shot
I bet on his 80th birthday, someone will give him a golden, floating bathroom with his name on it.
He'll drive his SLR every morning right through the Trump building, pull down his pants, and take a shit right on top of the reception table.
In the cute receptionist's face. In her face.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fJ3HE1ksAY
I have a great idea for a show.
It's called "Man in women's clothing"
It'll be a declaration of the purest form of british comedy
the
fuck
However, it manages to surround educational concepts! Somehow!
The one where she was homeless
The one where she was fat
The one where she was a man
The one where she went to prison
The one where she freaked out over a hedgehog or some animal I forget
The Tyra episode about vaginas was classic too.
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sorry dude, reply sent :winky:
Yeap. A typical Tyra Banks episode.
That bitch..
By the way, is her name even real? Tyra?
My spellchecker keeps automatically fixing it into Tyre.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPYjR2tcq8c
NSFW language and explicit actions, although no nudity
Yes
Any episode where Tyra discusses bodily functions, even
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9YRt_QMZmA
And Rescue Me but that hasn't been as good this season
she was in the classic episode where will challenges a football dude to a drinkining contest and got too drunk and they left him in a cemetery and he saw the ghost of people killed by drunk drivers and pride and whatnot. thats when big willy learned about the dangers of alcholism wooooo
This woman comes from good stock.
i think probably the proportions are roughly the same everywhere (say 1 good show in 20 produced) but they produce so much of it it looks better.
or when will and his fiance ended up being step siblings. awkward
my favourite is probably the earthquake one
stuck in a basement
sittin' on a tricycle
girl gettin' on my nerves
thought she was fine
goin' out of my mind
don't know if her body is hers:whistle:
FIGHT
The new Aunt Viv was boring and not sassy at all
I found out what show this is from! It is indeed meant as sarcastic comedy, sorry to break anyone's bubble there. The show is called Vermilion Pleasure Night and it is meant to be watched alongside a heavy dose of whatever drugs you've got.
All the chicks on the show are ridiculously bangable. It's good stuff.
I'll take a rook-see.