We're going in to get our men out of that jungle hell
Remember when we saw our man Jenkins get blasted to hell on the steps of the Tiber, while those Marinara goons shot their meatball gatlings and made him into pizza-pie
When we left boddah there, like that scene from Platoon (they pronounce it Pla-toon-ay)?
I have brought us a map from the internet
As you can see they keep many volcano bases, and each one will need to be infiltrated to find our boys
Are you man enough to take to the boats and possibly throw wiggins off across the Atlantic mid-voyage, and get our sons of Liberty back from the Gelato Menace?
In fact this whole plan is going to take for fuck ever. Goddamn mountains run up the spine of Italy. This is going to take years. Fuck this we go straight for Germany.
Soft-underbelly of the Axis my ass.
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I got nothin better to do this weekend
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every so often, a bishop comes by and chips a little bit off, grinds it up, and uses it for the holy incense at the vatican
do you know who boddah is
I hope they have food in Italy.
it's better if you don't know
the day nobody remembers him and puts him on a goddamned pedestal is the day he'll return and save us
and order a calzone
DON'T LAND AT ANZIO
Soft-underbelly of the Axis my ass.
My spaghetti is better
I heard they do
Kicking Sicily right in the face.
Also, the Black Sea kind of looks like a motorbike.
From the future.