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We are going to Italy people

Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
edited April 2009 in Social Entropy++
We're going in to get our men out of that jungle hell

Remember when we saw our man Jenkins get blasted to hell on the steps of the Tiber, while those Marinara goons shot their meatball gatlings and made him into pizza-pie

When we left boddah there, like that scene from Platoon (they pronounce it Pla-toon-ay)?

I have brought us a map from the internet

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As you can see they keep many volcano bases, and each one will need to be infiltrated to find our boys

Are you man enough to take to the boats and possibly throw wiggins off across the Atlantic mid-voyage, and get our sons of Liberty back from the Gelato Menace?

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    More like Shitaly.

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    in this thread Italying somebody is a perverse sexual act that only Dely can explain.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited April 2009
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    You know what IROC stands for?

    Italian Retard Out Cruising

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    feh

    I got nothin better to do this weekend

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Lets rescue boddah while we're at it

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    count me in

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    it looks like a boot

    LOL

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    it looks like a boot

    LOL
    if we are going to use Italy as a verb it probably has something to do with feet.

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    all we'll find is an ashen body cast of boddah at the base of a dead volcano

    every so often, a bishop comes by and chips a little bit off, grinds it up, and uses it for the holy incense at the vatican

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    This is obscure surrealistic thread-making that I don't understand

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I've always wanted to visit Italy.

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    This is obscure surrealistic thread-making that I don't understand

    do you know who boddah is

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    My tummy is rumbling.

    I hope they have food in Italy.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I kinda know who Boddah is

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    I kinda know who Boddah is

    it's better if you don't know

    the day nobody remembers him and puts him on a goddamned pedestal is the day he'll return and save us

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    WE LEAVE FROM CORSICA AT DAWN!

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Let's rescue the FUCK out of these fuckers

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    multiple boddah is jesus?

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    edited April 2009
    i would totally go to the volcano at stromboli

    and order a calzone

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO

    DON'T LAND AT ANZIO

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    In fact this whole plan is going to take for fuck ever. Goddamn mountains run up the spine of Italy. This is going to take years. Fuck this we go straight for Germany.

    Soft-underbelly of the Axis my ass.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Do they really have villas there

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dont do it, italians are angry!

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    ZuelZuel Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    stromboli owns

    My spaghetti is better

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    ZuelZuel Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    My tummy is rumbling.

    I hope they have food in Italy.

    I heard they do

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    You guys ever notice how Italy kind of looks like a boot.

    Kicking Sicily right in the face.

    Also, the Black Sea kind of looks like a motorbike.

    From the future.

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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dely Apple wrote: »
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    deal with it.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    hell yeah fuck yeah

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Let's send Frank Castle in to rescue our people.

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Our best chance of success is via Operation Dumbo Drop (aka Throw Randall From The Plane)

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