I was making out with this chick, and I started to put my hand up her shirt and she stopped me. I think, ok, and we go back to kissing. A second later I put my hand on her ass, riding down her skirt. She grabs my hand, and she stops me. I figure whatever, we make out a little longer, and then we say goodnight. I see her the next evening and she comes up to me and asks "why didn't anything happen between us last night?" I look at her, confused, and go "well, because you didn't want it to". She responds that I shouldn't be silly, of course she did, she was really into it. I ask "so why did you keep stopping me?"
She goes "I like it when a guy just GOES for it". I ask her what she means, and she responds "I'm kind of weird, I like it when a guy holds me down and fucks me, that turns me on". I give pause for a second, and answer "well you should have told me that, I'd have gladly done it". She goes "no, no- it's gotta feel real, it's gotta feel dangerous".
"WHAT, LADY, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND? Do you think that I'm just going to RAPE you on the off chance that, I don't know, maybe you're into that shit?"
# Two words: Olduvai Cliff. "A rash of permanent electrical blackouts... and the Stone Age is just around the corner." And coincidentally, or not, it's forecast/predicted to hit in 2012. And scarier, no one has come forth with a refutal against this doomsday argument so far.
Jump Leads writer Paul Varley is obsessed with TV Tropes, and actually used it as the primary research tool for his story "Who Wants To Rule The World?" (which finished today).
# Two words: Olduvai Cliff. "A rash of permanent electrical blackouts... and the Stone Age is just around the corner." And coincidentally, or not, it's forecast/predicted to hit in 2012. And scarier, no one has come forth with a refutal against this doomsday argument so far.
I'm having an issue with the upload script, no doubt a ripple created by some year change bullshit. It is no matter, I am resourceful and man enough to be called master by FTP. Behold, sir: your comic strip.
Uwe Boll is directing a film based on the (apparently liquefied and reconstituted) Alone In The Dark games, a trailer for which can be seen here but don't take that as an endorsement. I just put some HTML around it is all. That hardly counts as an edict, and anyway this new trailer doesn't really hit the high comedic notes like House of the Dead's "That's Spanish For Death." It's just a trailer for a movie I don't want to see, that happens to be called something I once recalled with affection. Budgets are, inexplicably, up. Look at Tentacle Bob there in the trailer. That don't cost a hundred bucks.
I never know exactly what it is I'm seeing as I watch the career arc of Uwe Boll. I've thus far considered him to be a kind of perpetual failure machine, like some lever is constantly being pulled and questionable films are being produced which are perceived by the optic nerve where they enter the brain and men die. I would never have suggested that he meant to do what he does - careening from license to license, scraping out anything wholesome and throwing the husk at me - but there is plainly a trajectory here and the universe does not appear to be reprimanding him.
The comic isn't about him, it's about Christian Slater. When we were in California last time for E3, I actually saw him outside one of the tchotchke holes that burrow up on Hollywood Boulevard. He had clearly reinvented himself as a thugged out hooligan who kept it real for the streets, and offered me a compact disc he had recorded under the pseudonym Slate Dogg. He also had a selection of excellent watches.
The album was only seven dollars. I recorded an album no-one ever listened to myself, so I gave it a shot. He makes it clear on the opening track that under no circumstances will he tolerate his styles being bitten, nor should one attempt bite his stylos. He also has dark words for wack emcees but I don't want to spoil it.
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That's what I'm saying.
Or did they?
I just skimmed backwards from the last post to here and now I am stuck, nay dwelling on this post.
What happened?
Comeon I know you are gonna refresh this at leastonce more before sleep.
See you April 15th, folks!
My back has been itching like fucking crazy for the last week.
I taped a plastic fork to a pen at work today to act as my back scratcher.
I was making out with this chick, and I started to put my hand up her shirt and she stopped me. I think, ok, and we go back to kissing. A second later I put my hand on her ass, riding down her skirt. She grabs my hand, and she stops me. I figure whatever, we make out a little longer, and then we say goodnight. I see her the next evening and she comes up to me and asks "why didn't anything happen between us last night?" I look at her, confused, and go "well, because you didn't want it to". She responds that I shouldn't be silly, of course she did, she was really into it. I ask "so why did you keep stopping me?"
She goes "I like it when a guy just GOES for it". I ask her what she means, and she responds "I'm kind of weird, I like it when a guy holds me down and fucks me, that turns me on". I give pause for a second, and answer "well you should have told me that, I'd have gladly done it". She goes "no, no- it's gotta feel real, it's gotta feel dangerous".
"WHAT, LADY, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND? Do you think that I'm just going to RAPE you on the off chance that, I don't know, maybe you're into that shit?"
TVTropes only ever gets dumber.
wut
It's called a "refutation"