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"Virginity-Loss Support: I Pop Cherries"

koonchukoonchu Registered User regular
edited April 2009 in Social Entropy++
I happen to know the person who researched and translated this article. She is not a liar in any sense of the word. Doesn't exaggerate, sure as hell doesn't stretch the truth. And yet I just can't believe a website (nay, "service") like this exists. I don't know if I should feel shocked, embarrassed or tickled. Or maybe all three.

I post this article to ask ye PAers, does anything like this remotely exist in the U.S.? The writer of this article might want to do an American-version followup.
"Virginity-Loss Support" is a Japanese website run by a man known only as "Calm." He offers a very simple service. This middle-age salesman (with a wife and child) will provide you with your first sexual experience, totally free of charge. And yes, the waiting list is long.

In early 2004, Calm opened the website. I could go on describing what I think of the website, of the owner, and of the various case-stories I will present here, but it is better that the site speak for itself. What follows is a very careful translation/study of the "Virginity-Loss Support" website.

. . .

A wedding day is the day every woman reaches her happiness. But in losing your virginity, there is no guarantee that every woman will reach that same kind of happiness. Some women are simply afraid of losing their virginity. My nickname is "Calm"and I have enough experience to help you happily lose your virginity without any regrets.

. . .

Minako: I am old, but I am glad that I finally lost my virginity. I was worried at first, but once I left it in Calms hands, everything went well without any problems.

Calm: Her first time was somewhat moist, but afterwards, her sex was passionate like a raging fire. She began to enjoy it soon, which allowed me to enjoy it. She called me one month later and told me she had a boyfriend. She complained about his sexual skills, but that only means she must really love him. I heard they will get married. Obviously, once she got a boyfriend, there's no relationship between us.

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-Koonchu

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    What is this?

    -The Geek

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    what does the geek have to say about this

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  • itswebitsweb Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    i am confused

    -itsweb

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Interesting

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    ewwwwwwww

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    There is a very similar service here in the States

    it's called

    me

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    what

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    loljapan

    -douglas

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    What is this?

    -The Geek

    You don't need to sign your name at the bottom of your posts, man. We have a signature function for that very purpose.

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    what does johnnysmash have to say about this

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    tl:dr?

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    DIE DIE DIE

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Signing your posts will bring down furious mod rule

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    didn't they used to have this in Guam or somewhere like that? Or is that an urban legend

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  • DsmartDsmart Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Having sex with girls is awesome!

    Its not worth it with girls of low self-esteem though!

    Have standards guys! Be fulfilled!

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Something about this does not seem accurate or realistic.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    They have like, teams of people that do this in India or somewhere like that.

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    all i want is girls with low self-esteem

    cuz i aint got no self worth

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Tam wrote: »
    didn't they used to have this in Guam or somewhere like that? Or is that an urban legend

    Yeah this does not make sense at all. I find it impossible to believe.

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'm only satisfied by having sex with girls with low self-esteem. So there

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Graves wrote: »
    They have like, teams of people that do this in India or somewhere like that.

    You're thinking of Africa, and that's rape.

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  • DsmartDsmart Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    ack wrote: »
    all i want is girls with low self-esteem

    cuz i aint got no self worth

    People say that having self-confidence makes women attracted to you!

    No! It tells you that you are worth their time and that is important in every kind of relationship!

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Something about this does not seem accurate or realistic.

    Japan. I wouldn't be surprised if it was completely true.

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  • DsmartDsmart Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    I'm only satisfied by having sex with girls with low self-esteem. So there

    Perhaps its is you with the confidence problem!

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Signing your posts makes it look like you've never posted on a message board before.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Just so you guys know, I can offer this service for half what Mr Calm is charging.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Just so you guys know, I can offer this service for half what Mr Calm is charging.

    seems fair,

    half the size, half the price.

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    what else can you tell me about relationships, Dsmart

    tell me how humans interact

    daw.png

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  • Little JimLittle Jim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2009
    Minako: I am old, but I am glad that I finally lost my virginity. I was worried at first, but once I left it in Calms hands, everything went well without any problems.

    Calm: Her first time was somewhat moist, but afterwards, her sex was passionate like a raging fire. She began to enjoy it soon, which allowed me to enjoy it. She called me one month later and told me she had a boyfriend. She complained about his sexual skills, but that only means she must really love him. I heard they will get married. Obviously, once she got a boyfriend, there's no relationship between us.

    does he do men

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Just so you guys know, I can offer this service for half what Mr Calm is charging.

    seems fair,

    half the size, half the price.

    To be fair though, he also only lasts half as long.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Just so you guys know, I can offer this service for half what Mr Calm is charging.

    seems fair,

    half the size, half the price.

    Thought you would go with the 'guys' joke here, but that works just as fine.

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  • DsmartDsmart Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    ack wrote: »
    what else can you tell me about relationships, Dsmart

    tell me how humans interact

    daw.png

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp1KBKL2v6Y&feature=PlayList&p=7DF838D0E4AC806D&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=6

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Dsmart wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    I'm only satisfied by having sex with girls with low self-esteem. So there

    Perhaps its is you with the confidence problem!

    I never thought about it this way

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  • DsmartDsmart Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Dsmart wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    I'm only satisfied by having sex with girls with low self-esteem. So there

    Perhaps its is you with the confidence problem!

    I never thought about it this way

    In the past I fell into the trap of turning "Im' not good enough" into "they aren't good enough"

    arrogance is a shield for our insecurities

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Although teenagers who take "virginity pledges" begin engaging in vaginal intercourse later than teens who have not committed to remain abstinent until marriage, they also are more likely to engage in oral or anal sex than nonpledging virgin teens and less likely to use condoms once they become sexually active, according to a study published in the April issue of the... Journal of Adolescent Health, the Washington Post reports. The findings could explain why pledgers have similar rates of sexually transmitted diseases as nonpledging teens (Connolly, Washington Post, 3/19).

    Virgins :winky:

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    what if being insecure is just to shield my unbelievable arrogance

    ack on
  • DsmartDsmart Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    ack wrote: »
    what if being insecure is just to shield my unbelievable arrogance

    then you are lying to yourself!

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Graves wrote: »
    Although teenagers who take "virginity pledges" begin engaging in vaginal intercourse later than teens who have not committed to remain abstinent until marriage, they also are more likely to engage in oral or anal sex than nonpledging virgin teens and less likely to use condoms once they become sexually active, according to a study published in the April issue of the... Journal of Adolescent Health, the Washington Post reports. The findings could explain why pledgers have similar rates of sexually transmitted diseases as nonpledging teens (Connolly, Washington Post, 3/19).

    Virgins :winky:

    Science!

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