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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Well, if you play your cards right and act nervous all throughout the wedding and reception, you can use the old "oops, I was so nervous I accidentally went in da' butt" during the honeymoon.

    I don't think there's any way to play those cards right.

    KalTorak on
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    laters, buster

    good luck and all that jazz

    Clint Eastwood on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Well, if you play your cards right and act nervous all throughout the wedding and reception, you can use the old "oops, I was so nervous I accidentally went in da' butt" during the honeymoon.

    I don't think there's any way to play those cards right.


    Then go for the rodeo.

    Go doggy, and yell out her sister's name. If you hold on for 8 seconds you win.

    Hunter on
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    usagi, what the hell, we're supposed to be the divorce team here.

    you are all sorts of disappointing me today. if i didn't have to go to class I would eat so much ice cream and make hella vague livejournal posts

    well uh, sorry?

    I'm a bit cheerful today because I get to move sooner than I thought, sign the lease monday

    Usagi on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    usagi, what the hell, we're supposed to be the divorce team here.

    you are all sorts of disappointing me today. if i didn't have to go to class I would eat so much ice cream and make hella vague livejournal posts

    well uh, sorry?

    I'm a bit cheerful today because I get to move sooner than I thought, sign the lease monday

    Does this make New Orleans more or less likely?

    Butters on
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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Well, if you play your cards right and act nervous all throughout the wedding and reception, you can use the old "oops, I was so nervous I accidentally went in da' butt" during the honeymoon.

    I don't think there's any way to play those cards right.


    Then go for the rodeo.

    Go doggy, and yell out her sister's name. If you hold on for 8 seconds you win.

    That's referred to as the bucking bronco and that's not quite the correct technique

    Mister Longbaugh on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Well, if you play your cards right and act nervous all throughout the wedding and reception, you can use the old "oops, I was so nervous I accidentally went in da' butt" during the honeymoon.

    I don't think there's any way to play those cards right.


    Then go for the rodeo.

    Go doggy, and yell out her sister's name. If you hold on for 8 seconds you win.

    Hunter's only still alive after doing this because he keeps the guns locked up.

    Dead Legend on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Well, if you play your cards right and act nervous all throughout the wedding and reception, you can use the old "oops, I was so nervous I accidentally went in da' butt" during the honeymoon.

    I don't think there's any way to play those cards right.


    Then go for the rodeo.

    Go doggy, and yell out her sister's name. If you hold on for 8 seconds you win.

    That's referred to as the bucking bronco and that's not quite the correct technique

    I didn't think she would appreciate the spurs, but the hog tie might turn her on.

    Hunter on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    usagi, what the hell, we're supposed to be the divorce team here.

    you are all sorts of disappointing me today. if i didn't have to go to class I would eat so much ice cream and make hella vague livejournal posts

    well uh, sorry?

    I'm a bit cheerful today because I get to move sooner than I thought, sign the lease monday
    that's nice and quick, congrats!

    Mysst on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Well, if you play your cards right and act nervous all throughout the wedding and reception, you can use the old "oops, I was so nervous I accidentally went in da' butt" during the honeymoon.

    I don't think there's any way to play those cards right.


    Then go for the rodeo.

    Go doggy, and yell out her sister's name. If you hold on for 8 seconds you win.

    That's referred to as the bucking bronco and that's not quite the correct technique

    I didn't think she would appreciate the spurs, but the hog tie might turn her on.

    And a clown in a barrel to distract her!





    wait I think this falling apart...

    Jordyn on
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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Beyond that girls are just fucking confusing.
    People are confusing. But you probably won't ever say "Guys are confusing," because you aren't trying to get them into the sack.

    I assume. If you are, though, that's cool too.

    I watched Mean Girls the other day, and it was so fucking foreign. I've heard from way too many girls on how that is a pretty accurate portrayal of their growing up years as a teenager. So weird.

    Pfff

    Like you talk to girls

    Fandyien on
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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    usagi, what the hell, we're supposed to be the divorce team here.

    you are all sorts of disappointing me today. if i didn't have to go to class I would eat so much ice cream and make hella vague livejournal posts

    well uh, sorry?

    I'm a bit cheerful today because I get to move sooner than I thought, sign the lease monday

    Does this make New Orleans more or less likely?

    a little more likely because I'll be able to save some cash money before June is over

    Usagi on
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Jigrah has social problems
    shocking

    Clint Eastwood on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    am not big on drinking, but I can never say no to whiskey. So I usually have a drink or two once in a blue moon whenever someone offers me any kind of delicious whiskey.

    If I'm choosing I like Jameson, but in terms of cheapness to quality, I am all about Jim Bean / Evan Williams Black label for lyfe

    Fandyien on
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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Have her feel out a questionnaire

    Niko, my cousin!

    ahahhaaha

    The radio commercials for this site are hilarious:
    http://www.nicobuyscars.com/

    NotASenator on
  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    am not big on drinking, but I can never say no to whiskey. So I usually have a drink or two once in a blue moon whenever someone offers me any kind of delicious whiskey.

    If I'm choosing I like Jameson, but in terms of cheapness to quality, I am all about Jim Bean / Evan Williams Black label for lyfe

    Beam, Jim Beam.

    Damn your eyes.
    :whistle:When trouble comes knockin'
    Beatin' down your front door
    When the devil starts stalkin'
    One thing holds the cure

    Drink your whiskey down
    Put sorrow in the ground
    Drink your whiskey down
    When no life can be found
    Drink your whiskey down

    If you've had an evil woman
    Use you and leave you for dead
    Don't hang your head in sorrow
    Just pick up that bottle instead

    Drink your whiskey down
    Put sorrow in the ground
    Drink your whiskey down
    When no life can be found
    Drink your whiskey down

    When those cold winds are blowing
    Good times have come and went
    Life's dealt a losing hand, child
    But one thing remains a sure bet

    Drink your whiskey down
    Put sorrow in the ground
    Drink your whiskey down
    When no life can be found
    Drink your whiskey down

    Drink your whiskey down
    Let's all drink our whiskey down
    Come on now boys let's drink our whiskey down
    :whistle:

    A catchy tune!

    Dead Legend on
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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    marriage thread turns into drinking thread.

    every thread is drinking thread.

    Ness445 on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2009
    ergo, marriage leads to drinking

    Druhim on
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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    marriage thread turns into drinking thread.

    every thread is drinking thread.

    it's a wonder i don't drink more posting here

    Dead Legend on
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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    ergo, marriage leads to drinking
    this is where I post that math equation where girls = time + money = evil ergo girls are evil, right?

    too much effort.

    just pretend I did.

    Ness445 on
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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Ok wow
    That was overwhelming
    All that nervousness and work and it's all over
    We were so worried we were going to get rained out (It did rain during the rehearsal)
    But the day of was sunny and breezy
    The worst part was having to drive all over town because of things we forgot
    I had meant to get a shave at a barber the day of but it got to be too late for that and I had to rush to get ready in time
    Anyway I promised photos and so here they are
    OH Noes! pictures of me on the internet
    I had to really concentrate to not fuck up the words I was repeating
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    For some reason, my family sat on her side and her family sat on my side, whatev.
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    BusterK on
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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Woo, congrats Buster!

    Moriveth on
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    BUSTERRRRRRRRRRRRR

    HAPPY MARRIAGE BUSTERRRRRRRRRRRRR

    Grey Ghost on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    ergo, marriage leads to drinking
    It's the only reason I tied the knot.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    ergo, marriage leads to drinking
    It's the only reason I tied the knot.

    This would have worked better with your old avatar/sig

    BusterK on
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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Congratulations Buster! :D

    Janson on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    ergo, marriage leads to drinking
    It's the only reason I tied the knot.

    This would have worked better with your old avatar/sig
    Everything works better with that one.

    Also: I know I've only met you a handful of times, but it's clear to me that your wife is way hotter than you are. It is mission critical that she doesn't figure this out and leave you for the valet guy at the Macy's, like so many other people I know. This is the basis for all long-lasting and healthy relationships.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I am well pleased for your nupitals, Buster. Have Fun introducing your partner as your girlfr... I mean, wife.

    Man, I still make that mistake sometimes, and I had my 5th wedding anniversary last month.

    Fishman on
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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I still find it hard to believe that I'm married. It's almost weird to think that I have a wife now.

    Moriveth on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    wooooo congratulations Buster!

    Druhim on
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Also, jealousy is the foundation of a good marriage.

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I know!

    I mean, I'm totally jealous of Mori, and I have an excellent marriage, so it must be true!

    Fishman on
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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Fishman wrote: »
    I know!

    I mean, I'm totally jealous of Mori, and I have an excellent marriage, so it must be true!
    obviously the solution is to wife swap

    Druhim on
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I don't see how it could hurt!

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I would want to be married for the sole reason of calling my girlfriend "wifey".

    Blake T on
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    But I want to have sex with Fishman too, that's just not fair

    Moriveth on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    YAY BUSTER

    YOU WEARIN THAT TUX

    Centipede Damascus on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    Ok wow
    That was overwhelming
    All that nervousness and work and it's all over
    We were so worried we were going to get rained out (It did rain during the rehearsal)
    But the day of was sunny and breezy
    The worst part was having to drive all over town because of things we forgot
    I had meant to get a shave at a barber the day of but it got to be too late for that and I had to rush to get ready in time
    Anyway I promised photos and so here they are
    OH Noes! pictures of me on the internet
    I had to really concentrate to not fuck up the words I was repeating
    3498776035b1d1e8477e.jpg

    For some reason, my family sat on her side and her family sat on my side, whatev.
    349877634306a3f148de.jpg

    dude

    DUDE

    CONGRATULATIONS! :D

    Vixx on
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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    I would want to be married for the sole reason of calling my girlfriend "wifey".

    :shock:

    Vixx on
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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The wife
    The old lady
    The ol' ball and chain

    Moriveth on
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