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Zootfly announces official Mr.T game. Mr. T and Will Wright vs. Nazis (not a joke)
With Prison Break [The Game] nearing completion, ZootFly today announced it secured the official Mr. T graphic novel license from Mohawk Media.
ZootFly will develop a series of games packed with the trademark over-the-top adrenaline-pumping action of Mr. T.
The games will feature knuckle-whitening action-adventure, furious brawler combat, gravity-defying platforming, and environmental puzzles.
The first game will see Mr. T take on Nazis and their gigantic machines in the varied universe of South American rain forests, lost ancient cities, industrial complexes and contemporary military installations.
Along with Mr. T and other characters from the graphic novel, the game will feature non other than Will Wright. In this universe, Will Wright is not a top-notch game designer but a top-notch American geneticist who was kidnapped and coerced to work on a diabolic plan. Mr. T and Will Wright will join forces to annihilate the Nazis and their hardware.
I'm confused about Mr. T and balls...
Are these bowling balls or are they of the testicular variety?
Testicular.
Waaaaay back when the Internet had just emerged from the primordial soup, there was a brief flurry of "(Insert pop culture figure here) Ate My Balls!" comics, with the Mr. T one the most popular.
Warren Spector got a doctorate and went to Mars via a cannon with Sigmund Freud and restored the glory of the Martian civilisation. Like, eighteen fucking years ago.
Will Wright as a world-class geneticist? Fuck Will Wright. He ain't got shit on Dr. Warren Spector.
I'm confused about Mr. T and balls...
Are these bowling balls or are they of the testicular variety?
Testicular.
Waaaaay back when the Internet had just emerged from the primordial soup, there was a brief flurry of "(Insert pop culture figure here) Ate My Balls!" comics, with the Mr. T one the most popular.
Think of it the lolcats of the late 90s.
There was also a large amount of Mr T vs. sites out there too, he would fight everyone and win by eventually tossing whoever he was fighting. The 90's internet was a masterpiece.
I'm confused about Mr. T and balls...
Are these bowling balls or are they of the testicular variety?
Testicular.
Waaaaay back when the Internet had just emerged from the primordial soup, there was a brief flurry of "(Insert pop culture figure here) Ate My Balls!" comics, with the Mr. T one the most popular.
Think of it the lolcats of the late 90s.
There was also a large amount of Mr T vs. sites out there too, he would fight everyone and win by eventually tossing whoever he was fighting. The 90's internet was a masterpiece.
I'm confused about Mr. T and balls...
Are these bowling balls or are they of the testicular variety?
Testicular.
Waaaaay back when the Internet had just emerged from the primordial soup, there was a brief flurry of "(Insert pop culture figure here) Ate My Balls!" comics, with the Mr. T one the most popular.
Think of it the lolcats of the late 90s.
There was also a large amount of Mr T vs. sites out there too, he would fight everyone and win by eventually tossing whoever he was fighting. The 90's internet was a masterpiece.
Warren Spector got a doctorate and went to Mars via a cannon with Sigmund Freud and restored the glory of the Martian civilisation. Like, eighteen fucking years ago.
Will Wright as a world-class geneticist? Fuck Will Wright. He ain't got shit on Dr. Warren Spector.
Warren Spector got a doctorate and went to Mars via a cannon with Sigmund Freud and restored the glory of the Martian civilisation. Like, eighteen fucking years ago.
Will Wright as a world-class geneticist? Fuck Will Wright. He ain't got shit on Dr. Warren Spector.
Warren Spector got a doctorate and went to Mars via a cannon with Sigmund Freud and restored the glory of the Martian civilisation. Like, eighteen fucking years ago.
Will Wright as a world-class geneticist? Fuck Will Wright. He ain't got shit on Dr. Warren Spector.
I'm confused about Mr. T and balls...
Are these bowling balls or are they of the testicular variety?
Testicular.
Waaaaay back when the Internet had just emerged from the primordial soup, there was a brief flurry of "(Insert pop culture figure here) Ate My Balls!" comics, with the Mr. T one the most popular.
Think of it the lolcats of the late 90s.
There was also a large amount of Mr T vs. sites out there too, he would fight everyone and win by eventually tossing whoever he was fighting. The 90's internet was a masterpiece.
Salads?
He would pick them up and throw them a long ways.
Mr. T vs. The Matrix was the best one.
And this game is so bought, I followed that crazy-ass meme to its death.
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I like to think that in a parallel dimension, Zootfly is making the Ghostbusters game, and Terminal Reality is making a big budget Mr. T game with realistic physics.
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Late OP is late.
This probably gets my money.
No, as in "Damnit Zootfly, you announce your April Fool's joke on April Fool's Day, not at the end of the month".
Seriously, how the hell is this real?
Probably?
The only thing it needs is for some of the Nazi's to be zombies too
Maybe I'll look at it then.
(Am I old for remembering that ancient meme?)
*insert pity the fool joke*
*insert pity the fool joke*
What?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51SdzzGn7Pw
Are these bowling balls or are they of the testicular variety?
Testicular.
Waaaaay back when the Internet had just emerged from the primordial soup, there was a brief flurry of "(Insert pop culture figure here) Ate My Balls!" comics, with the Mr. T one the most popular.
Think of it the lolcats of the late 90s.
Interesting.
You crazy internets...
Will Wright as a world-class geneticist? Fuck Will Wright. He ain't got shit on Dr. Warren Spector.
There was also a large amount of Mr T vs. sites out there too, he would fight everyone and win by eventually tossing whoever he was fighting. The 90's internet was a masterpiece.
Salads?
He would pick them up and throw them a long ways.
Have you guys gone to the website? It's AWESOME.
Warren "I make games for Disney now" Spector?
Would buy even faster
What the fuck
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What the fuck
I'm going to buy it on principle alone
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Touché.
I played it. I rented it from Gamefly back when I used 'em.
It's by no means a bad game, it was just very cookie cutter and had little to no replay value.
Had it not been for the license it would have been horrible
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Mr. T vs. The Matrix was the best one.
And this game is so bought, I followed that crazy-ass meme to its death.
I might not even play it
But it is something I must own
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I wouldn't say horrible, but the gameplay was fairly bland, yeah. The video game parodies are all kinds of hilarious, though.
This has been the most bizarre gaming news day ever.
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Ahaha
Oh man, the little things like that make it even better.