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Zootfly announces official Mr.T game. Mr. T and Will Wright vs. Nazis (not a joke)

elkataselkatas Registered User regular
edited April 2009 in Games and Technology
Press wrote:
With Prison Break [The Game] nearing completion, ZootFly today announced it secured the official Mr. T graphic novel license from Mohawk Media.

ZootFly will develop a series of games packed with the trademark over-the-top adrenaline-pumping action of Mr. T.

The games will feature knuckle-whitening action-adventure, furious brawler combat, gravity-defying platforming, and environmental puzzles.

The first game will see Mr. T take on Nazis and their gigantic machines in the varied universe of South American rain forests, lost ancient cities, industrial complexes and contemporary military installations.

Along with Mr. T and other characters from the graphic novel, the game will feature non other than Will Wright. In this universe, Will Wright is not a top-notch game designer but a top-notch American geneticist who was kidnapped and coerced to work on a diabolic plan. Mr. T and Will Wright will join forces to annihilate the Nazis and their hardware.

Source: ZootFly

Awesome! :D

EDIT: Fixed the link.

Hypnotically inclined.
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    darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    April 1st, not April 27th.

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    BiosysBiosys Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    darleysam wrote: »
    April 1st, not April 27th.

    Late OP is late.

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    LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Well.

    This probably gets my money.

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    darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Biosys wrote: »
    darleysam wrote: »
    April 1st, not April 27th.

    Late OP is late.

    No, as in "Damnit Zootfly, you announce your April Fool's joke on April Fool's Day, not at the end of the month".

    Seriously, how the hell is this real?

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    LewieP wrote: »
    Well.

    This probably gets my money.

    Probably?



    The only thing it needs is for some of the Nazi's to be zombies too

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    rfaliasrfalias Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Undead Mr. T Robot that is a pirate ship captain?

    Maybe I'll look at it then.

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    cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    But will Mr. T eat any balls?

    (Am I old for remembering that ancient meme?)

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    MarvellousMMarvellousM United StatesRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    But will Mr. T eat any balls?

    (Am I old for remembering that ancient meme?)
    Remembering that makes you helluva tough

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Will Wright seems like the kind of guy who would go for this, and Mr. T is Mr. T.

    *insert pity the fool joke*

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Will Wright seems like the kind of guy who would go for this, and Mr. T is Mr. T.

    *insert pity the fool joke*

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I

    What?

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    TigTig Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    the end of the world is coming

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    Captain ElevenCaptain Eleven The last card is a kronk Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    So bought.

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    cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Not to mention Will Wright has done wacky stuff like this before.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51SdzzGn7Pw
    (Futile attempt by Cloudeagle to get people on this forum to play The Simpsons game #47. Do I get a prize by now?)

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    rfaliasrfalias Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I'm confused about Mr. T and balls...
    Are these bowling balls or are they of the testicular variety?

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    cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    rfalias wrote: »
    I'm confused about Mr. T and balls...
    Are these bowling balls or are they of the testicular variety?

    Testicular.

    Waaaaay back when the Internet had just emerged from the primordial soup, there was a brief flurry of "(Insert pop culture figure here) Ate My Balls!" comics, with the Mr. T one the most popular.

    Think of it the lolcats of the late 90s.

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    rfaliasrfalias Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Ahh, so like LawlBalls?
    Interesting.

    You crazy internets...

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    MumblyfishMumblyfish Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Warren Spector got a doctorate and went to Mars via a cannon with Sigmund Freud and restored the glory of the Martian civilisation. Like, eighteen fucking years ago.

    Will Wright as a world-class geneticist? Fuck Will Wright. He ain't got shit on Dr. Warren Spector.

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    kdrudykdrudy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    rfalias wrote: »
    I'm confused about Mr. T and balls...
    Are these bowling balls or are they of the testicular variety?

    Testicular.

    Waaaaay back when the Internet had just emerged from the primordial soup, there was a brief flurry of "(Insert pop culture figure here) Ate My Balls!" comics, with the Mr. T one the most popular.

    Think of it the lolcats of the late 90s.

    There was also a large amount of Mr T vs. sites out there too, he would fight everyone and win by eventually tossing whoever he was fighting. The 90's internet was a masterpiece.

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    rfaliasrfalias Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    kdrudy wrote: »
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    rfalias wrote: »
    I'm confused about Mr. T and balls...
    Are these bowling balls or are they of the testicular variety?

    Testicular.

    Waaaaay back when the Internet had just emerged from the primordial soup, there was a brief flurry of "(Insert pop culture figure here) Ate My Balls!" comics, with the Mr. T one the most popular.

    Think of it the lolcats of the late 90s.

    There was also a large amount of Mr T vs. sites out there too, he would fight everyone and win by eventually tossing whoever he was fighting. The 90's internet was a masterpiece.

    Salads?

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    kdrudykdrudy Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    rfalias wrote: »
    kdrudy wrote: »
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    rfalias wrote: »
    I'm confused about Mr. T and balls...
    Are these bowling balls or are they of the testicular variety?

    Testicular.

    Waaaaay back when the Internet had just emerged from the primordial soup, there was a brief flurry of "(Insert pop culture figure here) Ate My Balls!" comics, with the Mr. T one the most popular.

    Think of it the lolcats of the late 90s.

    There was also a large amount of Mr T vs. sites out there too, he would fight everyone and win by eventually tossing whoever he was fighting. The 90's internet was a masterpiece.

    Salads?

    He would pick them up and throw them a long ways.

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    HtownHtown Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    AHAHA

    Have you guys gone to the website? It's AWESOME.

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    ArtoriaArtoria Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    this is so bought on the "It's gonna be so hororible it's good" factor alone.

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    NarianNarian Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I read the title as Mr. T and Wil Wheaton for some reason...

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    darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Mumblyfish wrote: »
    Warren Spector got a doctorate and went to Mars via a cannon with Sigmund Freud and restored the glory of the Martian civilisation. Like, eighteen fucking years ago.

    Will Wright as a world-class geneticist? Fuck Will Wright. He ain't got shit on Dr. Warren Spector.

    Warren "I make games for Disney now" Spector?

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Narian wrote: »
    I read the title as Mr. T and Wil Wheaton for some reason...

    Would buy even faster

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    RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I...what the fuck
    What the fuck
    WHAT the FUCK
    What the fuck
    What the FUCK
    [strike]What the fuck[/strike]What the fuck
    WHAT THE FUCK
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    What the fuck?!
    What the fuck.
    10 PRINT "What the fuck"
    20 GOTO 10
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    What the fuck

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    MumblyfishMumblyfish Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    darleysam wrote: »
    Mumblyfish wrote: »
    Warren Spector got a doctorate and went to Mars via a cannon with Sigmund Freud and restored the glory of the Martian civilisation. Like, eighteen fucking years ago.

    Will Wright as a world-class geneticist? Fuck Will Wright. He ain't got shit on Dr. Warren Spector.
    Warren "I make games for Disney now" Spector?
    Warren "Bitch I travelled back in time to the Victorian era and hijacked the nineteenth century's greatest thinkers for the sole purpose of being fired out of a cannon at Mars" Spector.

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    ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    This can't possibly be bad

    I'm going to buy it on principle alone

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    darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Mumblyfish wrote: »
    darleysam wrote: »
    Mumblyfish wrote: »
    Warren Spector got a doctorate and went to Mars via a cannon with Sigmund Freud and restored the glory of the Martian civilisation. Like, eighteen fucking years ago.

    Will Wright as a world-class geneticist? Fuck Will Wright. He ain't got shit on Dr. Warren Spector.
    Warren "I make games for Disney now" Spector?
    Warren "Bitch I travelled back in time to the Victorian era and hijacked the nineteenth century's greatest thinkers for the sole purpose of being fired out of a cannon at Mars" Spector.

    Touché.

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    maximumzeromaximumzero I...wait, what? New Orleans, LARegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Not to mention Will Wright has done wacky stuff like this before.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51SdzzGn7Pw
    (Futile attempt by Cloudeagle to get people on this forum to play The Simpsons game #47. Do I get a prize by now?)

    I played it. I rented it from Gamefly back when I used 'em.

    It's by no means a bad game, it was just very cookie cutter and had little to no replay value.

    Had it not been for the license it would have been horrible

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    LordOfMeepLordOfMeep Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    kdrudy wrote: »
    rfalias wrote: »
    kdrudy wrote: »
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    rfalias wrote: »
    I'm confused about Mr. T and balls...
    Are these bowling balls or are they of the testicular variety?

    Testicular.

    Waaaaay back when the Internet had just emerged from the primordial soup, there was a brief flurry of "(Insert pop culture figure here) Ate My Balls!" comics, with the Mr. T one the most popular.

    Think of it the lolcats of the late 90s.

    There was also a large amount of Mr T vs. sites out there too, he would fight everyone and win by eventually tossing whoever he was fighting. The 90's internet was a masterpiece.

    Salads?

    He would pick them up and throw them a long ways.

    Mr. T vs. The Matrix was the best one.

    And this game is so bought, I followed that crazy-ass meme to its death.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I will buy this game

    I might not even play it

    But it is something I must own

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    cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Not to mention Will Wright has done wacky stuff like this before.

    snip
    (Futile attempt by Cloudeagle to get people on this forum to play The Simpsons game #47. Do I get a prize by now?)

    I played it. I rented it from Gamefly back when I used 'em.

    It's by no means a bad game, it was just very cookie cutter and had little to no replay value.

    Had it not been for the license it would have been horrible

    I wouldn't say horrible, but the gameplay was fairly bland, yeah. The video game parodies are all kinds of hilarious, though.

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    ZerokkuZerokku Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Rent wrote: »
    I...what the fuck
    What the fuck
    WHAT the FUCK
    What the fuck
    What the FUCK
    [strike]What the fuck[/strike]What the fuck
    WHAT THE FUCK
    • What
    • The
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    What the fuck?!
    What the fuck.
    10 PRINT "What the fuck"
    20 GOTO 10
    RUN
    What the fuck

    This has been the most bizarre gaming news day ever.

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    darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Is this another one like their proposed Ghostbusters game that never actually came to be? Because, you know, that.

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Art copyright Mohawk Media

    Ahaha

    Oh man, the little things like that make it even better.

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    SmokeScreenSmokeScreen Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I like to think that in a parallel dimension, Zootfly is making the Ghostbusters game, and Terminal Reality is making a big budget Mr. T game with realistic physics.

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