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[WH40k] Slapstick comedy with the Chaplin of the chapter

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  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    SJ wrote: »
    Which chapter got shoe-horned into the fluff because of a video game, and whose backstory sounds like a shitty fan fic? OH RIGHT

    /highfive.

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  • DayspringDayspring the Phoenician Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Iron Hands are clearly the best loyalist chapter.

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  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Best loyalist chapter, overall, should go to the people with the kill / death ratio, duh.

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  • RaslinRaslin Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Anon the Felon wrote: »
    Nah, they got swapped for Nurgle raptors, in a theoryhammer the Khornites had more killing ability. In a play test the nurgle raptors where hard as hell to kill by infantry on the assault. I wanted to keep them around since they provide my drop point in most cases.

    T6 jump infantry performs really well on the assault, most people struggle to wound them and if supported by a squad of lesser daemons they just summoned, they are pretty gross.

    Plus Nurgle raptors fit better then Khorne raptors.

    Where are you getting T6? Raptors are T4, nurgle gives +1.

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I am Timspork and I approve this thread title.

    Also Crimson Fists rock because they used to be one of the first founding before UltraGays stole it from them. Back when I was going to make a CF army (Still might depending on how long it takes before Guard drive me insane) I was going to make them have relics from their first founding and have a lot of implied hatred towards the ultras.

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  • Sharp101Sharp101 TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Anon the Felon wrote: »
    T6 jump infantry

    Mark of Nurgle only give (+1)T so Raptors with a Icon of Nurgle are T4(5).

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  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Weren't Crimson Fists the original Space Marine poster boys? Then Ultramarines stole it from them?

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Yup.

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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

    Rend on
  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You shut your hole smelly Orky player.

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Rend wrote: »
    THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

    The thread can Waaagghh the rest of the year, right now it's time for the Guard to kick some ass. (Or get horribly murdered in the millions. Whichever comes first.... or simultaneously.)

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Horribly murdered in the millions but still hold their ground in the Emperor's name.

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  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    WAAAAAAAAGH YOU SAY?


    ...



    I got nothing.

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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    There was that one commissar. That guy killed so many orks...

    Rend on
  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    YarrickPortrait.jpg

    I WILL CRUSH YOUR GREEN BALLSACK WITH MY CLAW, INSPECTOR GUBBINZ

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  • IronKnuckle's GhostIronKnuckle's Ghost This is also my fault Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The technology of T'au will gladly cut down millions of humans if they refuse the light of the Greater Good. Surrender yourselves, we have plenty of room in the gue'vesa auxillaries. Let us fight as one, lest we perish alone!

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  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    LolYarrick's super tank.

    http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/content/article.jsp?community=&catId=cat1090001&categoryId=900006&pIndex=1&aId=3000023&start=2

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    DRIVE ME CLOSER

    I WANT TO CRUSH THEM WITH MY CLAW

    DriveMeCloser.thumbnail.jpg

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  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    drive-me-closer.jpg

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Beat harder than a Necron using only Monoliths in an Apoc game

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  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Mine is bigger!

    :D

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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Zen Vulgarity wrote: »
    Beat harder than daemons under psycannon fire

    Rend on
  • UnarmedOracleUnarmedOracle Evolution's Finest Hour Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Rend wrote: »
    Zen Vulgarity wrote: »
    Beat harder than kroot

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  • SJSJ College. Forever.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    UnarmedOracle wrote: »
    Rend wrote: »
    Zen Vulgarity wrote: »
    Beat harder than Rowboat Gilligan

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I like how the "DRIVE ME CLOSER!" guy pretty much has his own unit now.

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  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Mmmm Zeon, Mars unit right?

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  • Mr_RoseMr_Rose 83 Blue Ridge Protects the Holy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Commissars are awesome. I just got the two more recent ones to go with my two "classics" and the guy with the book is so going to be reading from the Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer.

    Also just got the Primaris Psyker because 2D6 S6 shots is nuts.

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I got a helpful tip for anyone assembling Valkyries.

    GLUE THE ENGINES TOGETHER FIRST, THEN ATTACH THEM TO THE HULL.

    I completely screwed the first one because I followed the instructions and the engine cowling with the turbine in it would not glue one correctly. The second one I assembled both of the engines first and found no problem attaching them to the hull afterward.

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Order I just placed:

    Lord Commissar
    Regimental Advisers
    Sly Marbo (I actually like the model)
    Priest (The one with the chainsword and the book on a pole)

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  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'm thinking about doing a custom kill team for my Eldar.

    Any suggestions on theme?

    Edit: I'll be using my storm guardians or rangers probably

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  • Anon the FelonAnon the Felon In bat country.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Dur yeah its T5, not 6. I wasn't looking in the book at the time and just punched a number.

    Order I just placed:

    Hell Blade (Forgeworld)
    Various bits (Warstore)
    Another Terminator box (warstore)
    2x Land Raiders (Warstore)
    Defiler (Warstore)
    Dreadnought (going to have to figure out how to convert this well...) (Warstore)
    2x Boxes of Crypt Ghouls (Warstore)

    Yay! there goes my checking account for the moment.

    I am so excited. Ooooh so excited.

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  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I would've gotten a no-marking forgeworld dreadnaught. Or a Death Guard dreadnaught then shave off everything but the icons

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    timspork's ghost wrote: »
    I got a helpful tip for anyone assembling Valkyries.

    GLUE THE ENGINES TOGETHER FIRST, THEN ATTACH THEM TO THE HULL.

    I completely screwed the first one because I followed the instructions and the engine cowling with the turbine in it would not glue one correctly. The second one I assembled both of the engines first and found no problem attaching them to the hull afterward.
    Its the same thing for the harnesses on the drop pod. Assembling them in the order the instructions gives you is just a one way ticket to frustration.

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  • Anon the FelonAnon the Felon In bat country.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Sorry, I should have been more specific and forgot to mention something

    I got this one, and this left arm and this right arm.

    I know twin close combat dreads aren't the best ever, but they are the best for Chaos, so I don't shoot myself.

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  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh, and i'm stuck with the last edition of the rulebook, is the Kill-Team point limit still 160 points?

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  • SJSJ College. Forever.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Verflutche wrote: »
    Oh, and i'm stuck with the last edition of the rulebook, is the Kill-Team point limit still 160 points?

    There are no more rules for Kill Teams.

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  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    What? o_O

    Edit: Let me rephrase that.
    *cough*
    There are no more rules for Kill Teams.

    WAT? o_O

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  • ElderCatElderCat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Anon the Felon wrote: »
    Sorry, I should have been more specific and forgot to mention something

    I got this one:
    ultramrinesmkIV4.jpg
    and this left arm:
    ccwl.jpg
    and this right arm:
    ccwrst.jpg
    I know twin close combat dreads aren't the best ever, but they are the best for Chaos, so I don't shoot myself.
    But thats the FUN part.

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  • Gabriel_PittGabriel_Pitt Stepped in it Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    *Looks at the thread title.* I'm going to need a bigger umbrella.
    Verflutche wrote: »
    Oh, and i'm stuck with the last edition of the rulebook, is the Kill-Team point limit still 160 points?
    Just use the 4th ed Kill-Team rules.

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  • SpherickSpherick Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    How does 40k in 40 minutes go with 5ed?

    Is it still compatible?

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