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What razor do you use?

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    fuck razors, I just scrape it all off with my fingernails

    G]

    ahahaha

    That woman lives in Florida, I believe. Got in a car accident recently, lost all her horrifying fingernails.

    "Well, back to obscurity..."

    Lucky Cynic on
  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    fuck razors, I just scrape it all off with my fingernails

    G]

    ahahaha

    That woman lives in Florida, I believe. Got in a car accident recently, lost all her horrifying fingernails.

    "Well, back to obscurity..."

    she'll live a better life, but be all "Why the fuck did I do that to myself for so long, uuugh"

    The Black Hunter on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    she'll probably keep the record for a good while, regardless

    can't see anyone beating it anytime soon

    Pony on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    she'll probably keep the record for a good while, regardless

    can't see anyone beating it anytime soon

    I imagine it would take a while no matter what given the nature of the record

    unless the number two orchestrated the crash to steal her crown

    Javen on
  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    she'll probably keep the record for a good while, regardless

    can't see anyone beating it anytime soon

    Why do you insist on keeping such a high standard for humanity? You just know there is some fucker in 2nd place going "Oh shit, I can do this!"

    Lucky Cynic on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    she'll probably keep the record for a good while, regardless

    can't see anyone beating it anytime soon

    I imagine it would take a while no matter what given the nature of the record

    unless the number two orchestrated the crash to steal her crown

    oh man

    that is so sinister

    Pony on
  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    she'll probably keep the record for a good while, regardless

    can't see anyone beating it anytime soon

    I imagine it would take a while no matter what given the nature of the record

    unless the number two orchestrated the crash to steal her crown

    oh man

    that is so sinister
    the worst part is their nails are so long they don't get the satisfaction of the menacing finger roll

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I did a dry shave with lotion once. I have a very fine complexion that is not manly in any way. It fucking hurt and I was beet red the whole day.
    Now i just use my mach 3 and whatever shaving cream i have. But i always wrap my face in a hot towel.

    And i have some Stetson after shave lotions which make me smell manly

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I am really amazed at how many guys don't think about safety or straight razors.

    Like really, you want to keep paying outrageous prices for replacement razors where the razor companies play a Cold War of how many blades they can cram into a plastic cartridge which equates to roughly no improvement over the previous version of the razor. :|


    Also, who the fuck uses Brut? Sorry guys, but that shit doesn't work on today's women. Maybe in our dad's days. It's time to stop being lazy and picking this garbage up from your grocery store.

    Lucky Cynic on
  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    they're so high tech though. thats why they dull so easily

    Wren on
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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I am really amazed at how many guys don't think about safety or straight razors.

    Like really, you want to keep paying outrageous prices for replacement razors where the razor companies play a Cold War of how many blades they can cram into a plastic cartridge which equates to roughly no improvement over the previous version of the razor. :|


    Also, who the fuck uses Brut? Sorry guys, but that shit doesn't work on today's women. Maybe in our dad's days. It's time to stop being lazy and picking this garbage up from your grocery store.

    wouldnt a cold war be them threatening about how they can put 18 in it and then coming to a stand off?

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    my dad wears brut

    i don't bother with cologne or aftershave

    in general, i am extremely basic with my personal grooming.

    i'm hygienic and clean, but i don't make any special effort with my hair (i have basically no hairstyle at all, as soon as my hair is long enough that i gotta do something with it i trim it down to almost nothing), i shave only once in a while to avoid constantly having a grizzly adams going on, and i make no special effort to smell nice beyond using basic deodorant (i even used scentless deodorant for a while).

    so boring

    yet, i ain't ever had a trouble getting ladies (or fellas, for that matter) and people compliment me on my general appearance fairly regularly

    so

    huh

    Pony on
  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    my dad wears brut

    i don't bother with cologne or aftershave

    in general, i am extremely basic with my personal grooming.

    i'm hygienic and clean, but i don't make any special effort with my hair (i have basically no hairstyle at all, as soon as my hair is long enough that i gotta do something with it i trim it down to almost nothing), i shave only once in a while to avoid constantly having a grizzly adams going on, and i make no special effort to smell nice beyond using basic deodorant (i even used scentless deodorant for a while).

    so boring

    yet, i ain't ever had a trouble getting ladies (or fellas, for that matter) and people compliment me on my general appearance fairly regularly

    so

    huh

    As Adam Corolla says, there's no better smell than 'clean.'

    When you walk past a person who just whifs of cologne, it just seems like the dude's trying to cover up a horrible scent or something...Like when you walk into a bathroom that reeks of shit-masking-spray-scent.

    Dangerou-Dave on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    i've read shit that talks about how a dude who dunks himself in cologne is doing himself a massive disservice as far as the womenfolk are concerned

    there's natural scents the human body has that people unconsciously react to. i ain't talking about BO or crotch stank, i mean even on a clean guy who just stepped out of the shower there is faint stuff that a receptive lady has the capacity to unknowingly perceive

    i don't know how much science is behind this idea, but it seems to make sense to me

    Pony on
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I am really amazed at how many guys don't think about safety or straight razors.

    Like really, you want to keep paying outrageous prices for replacement razors where the razor companies play a Cold War of how many blades they can cram into a plastic cartridge which equates to roughly no improvement over the previous version of the razor. :|


    Also, who the fuck uses Brut? Sorry guys, but that shit doesn't work on today's women. Maybe in our dad's days. It's time to stop being lazy and picking this garbage up from your grocery store.

    whats a brut

    Loomdun on
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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    I am really amazed at how many guys don't think about safety or straight razors.

    Like really, you want to keep paying outrageous prices for replacement razors where the razor companies play a Cold War of how many blades they can cram into a plastic cartridge which equates to roughly no improvement over the previous version of the razor. :|


    Also, who the fuck uses Brut? Sorry guys, but that shit doesn't work on today's women. Maybe in our dad's days. It's time to stop being lazy and picking this garbage up from your grocery store.

    whats a brut
    The most lazy and terrible form of cologne. It is often found on bottom shelves of grocery stores and just is the poorest excuse for a fragrance.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brut_(cologne)

    Lucky Cynic on
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    oh, I dont use any gel on my face, I grow a cactus called a aloe vera, watering it once a week on my window. When tiny leaves grow out from the bottom (relatively medium in size but tiny for the cactus) I cleanly cut it off at the base. Then I preserve the leaf in my freezer, whenever I want to clean/use it for shaving I merely squeeze out some of the clear liquid inside of it.

    edit: it freezes in the freezer, when I need to use it, I take it out to let it thaw then cut off a thin part of it then place the rest back in

    Loomdun on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    oh, I dont use any gel on my face, I grow a cactus called a aloe vera, watering it once a week on my window. When tiny leaves grow out from the bottom (relatively medium in size but tiny for the cactus) I cleanly cut it off at the base. Then I preserve the leaf in my freezer, whenever I want to clean/use it for shaving I merely squeeze out some of the clear liquid inside of it.

    you aren't the only one i know who does this

    aloe vera is included in a lot of aftershaves and creams and stuff

    but i know a couple dudes and one lady who use raw aloe vera like that

    Pony on
  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    oh, I dont use any gel on my face, I grow a cactus called a aloe vera, watering it once a week on my window. When tiny leaves grow out from the bottom (relatively medium in size but tiny for the cactus) I cleanly cut it off at the base. Then I preserve the leaf in my freezer, whenever I want to clean/use it for shaving I merely squeeze out some of the clear liquid inside of it.

    I have a useless little bamboo sprig growing.


    I have been considering getting other shit growing though... Mint would be handy, being that it will be in my bedroom. :winky:

    Lucky Cynic on
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh I get it, because you'll have sex with various things and mint gets out the after taste. you should grow aloe vera

    Loomdun on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    Oh I get it, because you'll have sex with various things and mint gets out the after taste. you should grow aloe vera

    loom i loved this post

    i just wanted you to know

    Pony on
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    wooo btw the aloe vera juices smell like poop

    Loomdun on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I should fucking grow some mint in my room

    for mint juleps

    and mint sauce


    thanks loomdun, you are cool

    Raneados on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    when i was a little kid i burned my hand pretty awful

    so, first thing my mom does is clip a leaf off her aloe vera plant and squeeze the goo out on my burn

    worked great!

    years later i got to apply this knowledge at a party where someone burned themselves and there was an aloe vera plant in the house and i looked bad-ass 8-)

    Pony on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    teefs how stoned are you right now

    Raneados on
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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    I should fucking grow some mint in my room

    for mint juleps

    and mint sauce


    thanks loomdun, you are cool

    gasp but cynic mentioned the mints so you should say hes cool to

    Loomdun on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    teefs that's because weed isn't addictive

    see we've been saying it for ages and it's actually true!

    I might go see star trek tomorrow but I have to go see my mom, then go see my dad, then go to the doctor and then impress a ladyfriend with some cooking that I am blatantly stealing from Alton Brown

    a rich and full day

    Raneados on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Not at all! I've quit them marijuanas (it was not hard :!:)

    i am just in a good mood because star trek was so great

    the hell did you quit weed for

    financial reasons?

    Pony on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    I should fucking grow some mint in my room

    for mint juleps

    and mint sauce


    thanks loomdun, you are cool

    gasp but cynic mentioned the mints so you should say hes cool to

    cynic is never cool and he goddamn knows it

    Raneados on
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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    oh okay

    Loomdun on
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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    Loomdun wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    I should fucking grow some mint in my room

    for mint juleps

    and mint sauce


    thanks loomdun, you are cool

    gasp but cynic mentioned the mints so you should say hes cool to

    cynic is never cool and he goddamn knows it

    Pssh, Rane. I know you are only kidding. If you guys only knew my real world self. For example, I just got American Pop the other day. Would an uncool person even know about American Pop?

    Lucky Cynic on
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    i use a mach 3 and i get a pack of 4 blades and just reuse them over and over for like a year and i only shave like once a week anyway

    Air on
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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    Loomdun wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    I should fucking grow some mint in my room

    for mint juleps

    and mint sauce


    thanks loomdun, you are cool

    gasp but cynic mentioned the mints so you should say hes cool to

    cynic is never cool and he goddamn knows it

    Pssh, Rane. I know you are only kidding. If you guys only knew my real world self. For example, I just got American Pop the other day. Would an uncool person even know about American Pop?

    is that like lady gaga? Because robcham linked a video of that and 90% of the lyrics was her wanting to ride a disco stick

    Loomdun on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    teefs that's because weed isn't addictive

    see we've been saying it for ages and it's actually true!

    that's actually not entirely true

    habitual users don't suffer withdrawl symptoms due to the long containment period it remains in the body

    but it most certainly can develop into a habit that exhibits a lot of addictive characteristics

    shit, I havent smoked in eight years and I still fucking crave the shit on a daily basis

    Rankenphile on
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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Loomdun wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    I should fucking grow some mint in my room

    for mint juleps

    and mint sauce


    thanks loomdun, you are cool

    gasp but cynic mentioned the mints so you should say hes cool to

    cynic is never cool and he goddamn knows it

    Pssh, Rane. I know you are only kidding. If you guys only knew my real world self. For example, I just got American Pop the other day. Would an uncool person even know about American Pop?

    is that like lady gaga? Because robcham linked a video of that and 90% of the lyrics was her wanting to ride a disco stick

    what?

    No. Its not like that at all.

    Lucky Cynic on
  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    but pop music is for people who are the exact opposite of cool

    Wren on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I think I hold the not really a record record for longest using a throwaway plastic razor and shaving every day record

    like 4 years

    fucking bombed that doghole son yeah

    Raneados on
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