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things that were just as disappointing as expected
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Again I must humbly insist that you fuck yourself
It is a distinct aroma
We're trying to have a peaceful family dinner here and you're ruining it. Great, now look what you two did you made your mother cry.
fastweb.com. If you make it your job this summer to simply comb through this website and apply to scholarships/grants, you will most likely get some. Also, you should become independent of your parents. You will immediately (since you're talking about not having a very good job or one at all) get a full pell grant.
Then, go to community college, and transfer once you get two years/ general studies out of the way. Did you know that lots of universities now have "Promise" scholarships, that will meet the deficit of the pell grant to incoming transfer students? They do! They have gpa requirements, but if you're not getting good scores at a community college in general studies courses then maybe school just isn't your bag.
And if it isn't, vocational studies at com colleges are great ways to get skills for jobbing it up. Some Ag schools will actually take vocational credit, and you can transfer those credits to start studying for a bachelor's degree in managing a business in your field!
munkus for being a tremendous douche and wiggin for falling for it
please kill yourselves
Grow up Peter Pan. The real world is mean and tough. There's nobody there to hold your hand and wipe the sniffles away Mary, so rather then cry about it man up and move forward with something else.
If that doesn't work, cry about it on an internet forum. That will solve everything.
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emptyquotin' dis
Dad drinks because they make him.
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Yeah that's right, I just asterisked-actioned something
"Jake! Get daddy his medicine bottle!"
What's wrong with it?
"Son, go get me Jack.
No, not your brother."
i'm hostile about everything ever
look at me please
Better watch out, firing people for shit they post on the internet is all the rage right now
First they came for the twitterers etc
The medicine bottle is actually a cleaned out oil jug that is refilled with whiskey and sits out in the garage so mom doesn't find it.
Nothing too awful really, it's just as disappointing as I expected having a real-life-monday-to-friday-office-job would be. So In a way, I guess it didn't disappoint. Philosophy!
Toss - They could try it! I'm ungoogleable. I'm like a ghost.
Dad hides 6 packs of beer in the toilet tank so he drink a few quick when mom thinks he's dropping a deuce.
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I mean look what he said about Mitch Hedburg
The guy that said funny anecdotes and did drugs
The ending to that storyline in the comic that tossrock's avatar is from.
Ah, I definitely know how that goes. I was really disappointed with my first few "real jobs" out of college too. Eventually I got so sick of it that I moved across the country to work in the game industry for way less money than I'd have been making at this point working on non-game software, but it's still less disappointing because I'm actually interested in the stuff I'm making.
So now I guess I just get to be disappointed by my probable inability to ever buy a house in the area where I live, heh.
The mortal kombat cartoon that was on USA.
The mario brothers cartoon.
Aw hell.
Every video game cartoon from my childhood.
Food with origins in Asia
Oysters
Ribs that didn't have sauce
Mild Boneless Wings
There were two. One was bad even from my childish state.
I haven't looked at the one that I thought was good when I was a child.
the comedy one was
but yeah, the other one was pretty fantastic
Maybe I should develop expectations.