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you know what movie sucks

KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
edited May 2009 in Social Entropy++
The Hunger is a movie about like lesbian vampires but also vampire harems and david bowie is in it kinda and so is bauhaus
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this movie is a tony scott abortion wherein the plot is muddied by terribly mixed audio tracks and really weird camera cuts that make no sense.


this is the only david bowie movie that i've seen that sucks

labyrinth? good
prestige? good
zoolander? good

you know what other movie kinda sucked?

david cronenberg's The Brood
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talk about too much buildup

what movies have you guys seen recently that blow

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Know what was a shitty movie that looked awesome from the previews?

    The Descent.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    also i strongly disliked the exorcist

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Know what was a shitty movie that looked awesome from the previews?

    The Descent.
    pooro is going to have words with you

    (was it pooro that loves it?)

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I liked The Descent. Fuck you, Swordfights.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2009
    i know what movie sucks

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The Descent was ok, it tends to be a little overrated though.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    also i strongly disliked the exorcist

    what

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2009
    There Will Be Blood

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Seems like every movie that sucks starts with a definite article.

    edit: i'm still right because There Will Be Blood did not suck.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Knob wrote: »
    i know what movie sucks

    knob your prize is a 1978 chrystler lebaron
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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Star Trek



    ow ow oh god i was just kidding

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Kusu you are no longer allowed to have opinions.

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Fuck you harder, Hacksaw.

    Horror movies always goddamn get me like that.

    The beginning, before the supernatural or homicidal part start, the acting is good and I am enjoying myself

    And then it gets so retarded

    If I hadn't been able to see the things, like, they didn't use the fucking phosphorous to look at the monsters, it would have been better I think.

    Know what was a great movie?

    Rec./Quarantine.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    also i strongly disliked the exorcist

    what

    it wasnt my cup of tea. i do not think it sucks. but there is a lot of useless buildup that could be trimmed. it's way too slow for me.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    no fuck you

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    Kusu you are no longer allowed to have opinions.

    dont tell me you liked the hunger it's so TERRIBLE

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    No

    Fuck

    You

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    also i strongly disliked the exorcist

    what

    it wasnt my cup of tea. i do not think it sucks. but there is a lot of useless buildup that could be trimmed. it's way too slow for me.

    Ok then I retract my previous "No longer allowed to have opinions" statement.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    also i strongly disliked the exorcist

    what

    it wasnt my cup of tea. i do not think it sucks. but there is a lot of useless buildup that could be trimmed. it's way too slow for me.

    Ok then I retract my previous "No longer allowed to have opinions" statement.

    it is way slower paced than i thought it was but the possession parts were neat

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Used to think Blade Runner sucked.

    Then I watched it again a couple of days ago and wondered just why I'd been such a fucking idiot.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    also you see susan sarandon's tits in the hunger

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Just saw the trailer for Dance Flick

    Oh man that actually looks funny

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Just saw the trailer for Dance Flick

    Oh man that actually looks funny

    no it doesn't.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Used to think Blade Runner sucked.

    Then I watched it again a couple of days ago and wondered just why I'd been such a fucking idiot.

    I have a time machine. You can go back in time and kick your younger self in the nuts.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Used to think Blade Runner sucked.

    Then I watched it again a couple of days ago and wondered just why I'd been such a fucking idiot.
    how the hell

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    [tiny]i've never seen blade runner[/tiny]

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Tropic Thunder put every single joke in the film into their 2 minute trailer. I felt utterly underwhelmed by the final product, especially considering the premise and characters were great.

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh look, Swordfights is wrong again.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    [tiny]i've never seen blade runner[/tiny]

    Get the Final Cut version now.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    buy it for me

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Give me a blowjob.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    do i have to give you one or can i get someone to do it

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    is it just me or has knob just been popping into threads to say something silly and then leaving lately

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    is it just me or has knob just been popping into threads to say something silly and then leaving lately

    but...

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The Final Cut version of Blade Runner is the only version

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    is it just me or has knob just been popping into threads to say something silly and then leaving lately

    but...

    you shut your face pip I swear to god

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    [tiny]i've never seen blade runner[/tiny]

    Get the Final Cut version now.

    Man I love that movie so much my aunt actually got me this:

    blade-runner-uce-dvd-bd-hd-.jpg

    Good lord it's glorious. Although a friend of mine pointed out why he dislikes, yet loves Blade Runner. He thinks it's an excellent film, with a great plot and characters, but that emos ruined it for him. I kinda agree.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Netflix has Blade Runner Final Cut on DVD and Blu-ray.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    fuck this shit, play freebird

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1mCQKuvzCM

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Gatsby wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    [tiny]i've never seen blade runner[/tiny]

    Get the Final Cut version now.

    Man I love that movie so much my aunt actually got me this:

    blade-runner-uce-dvd-bd-hd-.jpg

    Good lord it's glorious. Although a friend of mine pointed out why he dislikes, yet loves Blade Runner. He thinks it's an excellent film, with a great plot and characters, but that emos ruined it for him. I kinda agree.

    Holy god what is in that.

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