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Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered User regular
edited May 2009 in Social Entropy++
I SUCK COCKS

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  • TalonTalon Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    OMG REALLY

    can we make this one go to the moon

    old rules state if there is no intended purpose and the thread is not locked we try for the moon

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    this thread is far superior to your other one

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Disregard the thread, or the fact that you suck cocks?

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    metzger what is your preffered type of cock

    if I were to sit you down and you describe to me your ideal cock what would it be

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  • TalonTalon Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    lets make this the lurker appreciation thread

    hello lurkers, without you guys half the bullshit that goes on here would not occur

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    HAHAHA

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    metzger what is your preffered type of cock

    if I were to sit you down and you describe to me your ideal cock what would it be

    I like all sorts of cocks.

    Cocks around me!

    Cocks below me!

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  • TalonTalon Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I would very much like to be Edward Norton

    please tell me more

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  • FlyingmanFlyingman Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Riding this one to the mooooon.

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  • TalonTalon Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    metzger what is your preffered type of cock

    if I were to sit you down and you describe to me your ideal cock what would it be

    I like all sorts of cocks.

    Cocks around me!

    Cocks below me!

    cock to the left of me

    penis to the right

    here I am

    suck in the middle with you :whistle:

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I am very uncomfortable with exclamation points. I associate them with an unhealthy mania.

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  • TalonTalon Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    indeed, one can never be too careful with exclamation

    they are the loudest of punctuations

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  • FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    the interrobang can only be used for interrogation i.e.

    WHERE HAVE YOU BASTARDS TAKEN MY WIFE‽

    followed by controversial waterboarding

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I just started watching Psych and it is a pretty cool show.

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  • TalonTalon Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    this is easily the best thread on the whole page now

    thanks, power of lurk

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    METZGER GET IN HERE AND TALK ABOUT COCKS WITH US

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  • TalonTalon Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    fun fact: repeated bending due to awkward positioning in gay anal sex can lead to your penis being curved!

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  • FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Talon wrote: »
    fun fact: repeated bending due to awkward positioning in gay anal sex can lead to your penis being curved!

    so if i have a natural bend

    all i gotta do is have sex with dudes and it'll go away?

    sacrifices must be made for the greater good

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I ENJOY BOTH CIRCUMSIZED AND UNCIRCUMSIZED.

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  • TalonTalon Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    give me an accurate reading on the angle of your bend and I'll give you the proper position to reverse what ails you.

    COME, FOR I AM

    THE DICK WHISPERER

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    My dick has Scoliosis.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Raccoons have curvy penises. They're all like ~

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  • FlyingmanFlyingman Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Geese can't ejaculate if the tail is in the air.

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  • TalonTalon Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    Raccoons have curvy penises. They're all like ~

    all like :3~

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  • HighfireHighfire Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Gold

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Talon wrote: »
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    Raccoons have curvy penises. They're all like ~

    all like :3~

    this made me laugh way too hard

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  • TalonTalon Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    woo hoo

    you hear that guys

    Death thinks this thread is gold

    we totally have to go to the moon now

    at least out of orbit I mean right now we're all like, sucking and fucking instead of walking all cool to the space shuttle a la The Right Stuff

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    Talon wrote: »
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    Raccoons have curvy penises. They're all like ~

    all like :3~

    this made me laugh way too hard

    really?

    kinda made me wanna barf

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    Talon wrote: »
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    Raccoons have curvy penises. They're all like ~

    all like :3~

    this made me laugh way too hard

    really?

    kinda made me wanna barf

    well maybe you'd be more interested in MY fetish!

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  • TalonTalon Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    mission accomplished

    oh my god that is the best thing ever

    holy shit can't stop laughing

    wow, just wow

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Now I wanna go around gluing googly eyes to everything. like, EVERYTHING.

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  • FlyingmanFlyingman Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    No shit my woman has put googly eyes on my morning wood.

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    should've overturned the spoons and slap some eyes on them as well

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    hedgehogs of little spikes on their penises to stop them from becoming dislodged

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    the best part is the butter with eyes on top of the pancakes with eyes

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