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Condom question!
Hamster_style
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Hey guys,
So I just had sex, and I used a condom. It was a non-spermicidal condom, and after I did my thing :winky: I noticed that there was a bunch of wet stuff near the bottom of the condom on the outside. The condom didn't break, and it was applied properly and everything, I'm pretty sure. However, it was rolled up a little bit more than it should have been, like perhaps half an inch? 3/4 to an inch at most? The stuff didn't really smell like seapeople, but I'm still a little bit worried, as I don't have too much experience with condoms. My previous gf's all used bc pills, which, I have to say, was pretty bitchin'.
So, my questions are:
1. Should I be worried at all?
2. What other things should I tell her to do? I told her to clean around there with soap and warm water, no douching. I hear that's standard operating procedure if the thing actually breaks.
3. Any other stuff I should know? Is this a normal thing?
4. What's a good way to see if there's seapeople on the outside of it? I still have it with me. It's sitting on my desk, looking at me, like it's some strange rubber tube of emotion.
So I just had sex, and I used a condom. It was a non-spermicidal condom, and after I did my thing :winky: I noticed that there was a bunch of wet stuff near the bottom of the condom on the outside. The condom didn't break, and it was applied properly and everything, I'm pretty sure. However, it was rolled up a little bit more than it should have been, like perhaps half an inch? 3/4 to an inch at most? The stuff didn't really smell like seapeople, but I'm still a little bit worried, as I don't have too much experience with condoms. My previous gf's all used bc pills, which, I have to say, was pretty bitchin'.
So, my questions are:
1. Should I be worried at all?
2. What other things should I tell her to do? I told her to clean around there with soap and warm water, no douching. I hear that's standard operating procedure if the thing actually breaks.
3. Any other stuff I should know? Is this a normal thing?
4. What's a good way to see if there's seapeople on the outside of it? I still have it with me. It's sitting on my desk, looking at me, like it's some strange rubber tube of emotion.
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Er, since you kept it, empty it out, dry it, and fill it with water.
There are other things that can produce 'wetness'. Like whoever you were with.
If any of your man goo did leak out, cleaning the area won't help. It only takes one sperm. Here in New Zealand you can get a thing called the "morning after pill" or just an emergency contraceptive. I imagine it's available in most countries. You don't need a prescription or anything, but your partner might have to get it herself. You can only get it from a pharmacy and she has to take it within 3 days IIRC. But like I said, it's almost certainly just your partners juices, not yours.
What does filling it with water do? What do I do after that?
To be honest, I'm not too worried, I really do think that it's just natural stuff from my partner, but just a little bit of doubt sometimes really gets to me.
I kind of just felt that it was odd if you had a used condom lying around, and wanted you to at least do something with it.
Anyway, I still think that it's from your partner, and you shouldn't be overly concerned.
Sometimes I get neurotic about things. Boooooooooooo.
I did put water in it, no leakage wooo! maybe I'll take a blacklight to the outside of it lol
You obviously havent read Slam by Nick Hornby
And on the flip side, my wife and I got pregnant the first time we had sex without a condom (birth control does weird things to the wifey, hence the rubbers). Yay for super sperm!
Anyway, it's just natural lube produced by your lady friend, nothing to worry about. For future reference, with a condom you should be pulling out right after you do your thing and disposing of it. If you keep going at it with a full condom, that's when bad things can happen.
... o_O
I have this sneaking suspicion that you need to go grind some Maturity stat before you put your dick in a woman again, if you don't know what's trying to be said here.
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In all fairness, I was giving him some rather unexpected advice. He thought something had 'sloshed over', I guess, whereas I just assumed, in my tired state, that he was concerned about holes.
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edit: and he said that past girlfriends have been on birth control, so I imagine this is not his first time having sex. Just first time he noticed something a bit different.
Am I the only one who immediately took this literally and giggled?
SCENE: Hamster_style has just completed coitus. He relaxes his shoulders, rolls over off the girl, reaches into his messenger bag and pulls out his wireless laptop.
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Unless your non-spermicidal condom was actually a plastic sandwich baggy, your penis will obstruct any path your swimmers may have for reaching the opening of the condom and heading out for open-sea. Don't worry about it. And for God's sake throw the thing away.
lolol
Yeah, I was pretty much expecting this on this forum post. Guy posts on HA forum showing he is not a sexual god. HILARITY ENSUES!
Thanks for your help, it was just something a little different and I just wanted to be sure. At this point though, I'm totally not worried, because I used the thing properly.
Tie it up, and keep it in a safe place in your room. Then next time she's over, throw it at her and scream.
Chicks LOVE this.
I remember the first time I had sex with a girl who was ovulating. The pill prevents a woman from ovulating, and all the girls I'd been with before were on the pill, so I wasn't aware that there was going to be differences. I put my head down between her thighs to go down on her. Oh, the other part of this story that's important to remember is that she's a squirter, and I'd never been with one of those before either. Anyway so she gets off a few times, and as I finally get my jaw out of her muff I notice suddenly that rather than the fluids leaking out of her being clearish and watery like I'm used to, this stuff is white and creamy.
I freak out, positive she has the clap, so I politely but quickly excuse myself to run to the bathroom to throw up, brush my teeth, and throw up again. When I get there I look into the mirror and discover that she's come all over my face -- it looks like I've drawn the short straw at a bukake party with a college basketball team, and remember at this point I'm sure she's just given me a bacterial std infection which is now working its way into my nostrils.
Needless to say, I'm sympathetic to people who have questions about sex when they encounter something new.
But I never save the evidence. :P
"I just wash em out and then put em back where I found them."
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My stomach just turned over...
Thanks.
I'd report this for awesome if it wasn't in bad taste and embarassing to the OP.
Dear lord I laughed, I laughed and I felt the feeling of true happiness.
Yeah, the thing with me was almost exactly two weeks after her RIVEROFBLOODGETTHEFUCKOUTWHILEYOUCAN so that's about when ovulation is. I didn't know this at the time, so the stuff at the bottom was white and creamy which is what freaked me out.
Man, report that story, just change the names to protect the innocent, I think it's great.