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[DRUNK] help me out!
kharvelan
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So I'm wanting to get drunk tonight and I'm stuck in Ohio. All the liquor stores will be closed when I get off work but I can still buy beer, wine, and that crappy 20 proof stuff they try and pass off as liquor.
So what should I get? Let's hear what fellow PA folks would suggest for a night of debauchery!
So what should I get? Let's hear what fellow PA folks would suggest for a night of debauchery!
go fuck yourself PA forums
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Rubbing alcohol...or listerine.
But seriously, what about a cheap bar?
Beer is the best choice for all occasions!
Unless you want something nice too then my personal favorite is something dark like Guinness because dark beers are tasty beers.
Step 2. Buy 2 Mickey's 40oz malt liquors. Malt liquor seems to fall in the category of "not hard alcohol" that seems to be your constraint.
Step 3. Duct tape 1 Mickey to each hand.
Step 4. Consume.
Step 5. Remove both and pee.
Hooray, you're now wasted! And you've earned the title Edward 40hands!
Just a way to grease the wheels.
True, definitely have cut myself before with it. Sounds like you've had this happen too!
I assume (hope) the OP is doing this with some buds.
I bought 4 pints of Murphys Stout and a 6 pack of coors light (16oz cans)
I think I shall get properly drunk as I pilot my ship to eve universities headquarters!
fun fun fun
How in gods name did you find Murphy's stout in fucking Ohio when I cannot get it anywhere in the capital of BC!
I dunno man. I just dunno.
I'm going to go to Hillside liquor store and see what I can get with hand full of quarters and a $5 bill.
Murphys stout is actually a staple of mine, it's offered at the grocery of all places. It's sold in 1 pint cans similar to Guinness cans.
I am sorry if it's not available to you, it's great stuff.
Honestly Columbus, Ohio has some of the best beer on the planet in my honest opinion, it's one of the reasons I have never moved.
We can get a lot of great booze (albeit in shitty time frames) and I have to say I've learned a lot about scotches and beers since I've moved here.
Anyways, I hope your drunken travels get you to a place with all the booze you would like. I"m drunk as fuck right now and watching the Rome mini series on dvd. Hellz yeah for blood, politics, pussy and alcohol!
Hear, Hear to Columbus having some good beer places.. I just wish there was a place like Gentile's on King or Palmers on Indianola closer to the East side. There is a place in Bexley but they don't have the selection. I had to travel to both places last weekend to get some Full Sail Session. Good stuff, even if it is in 11oz bottles.
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this is no joke. They put some kind of secret added ingredient to try and kill off bums/hobos/homeless. Isn't the supposed alcohol content on this stuff like 20% or less. Almost like a wine or brandy of sorts weakness levels, then you drink it and holy moly mega fuck! it serious will destroy your brain chemistry and crazy ass stories will ensue if you even survive the night.
the help and advice here is if you ever plan on trying this stuff then lock and chain yourself up like you are a fucking werewolf on the night of a full moon. even then, nobody is safe, but at least you can tell people you took reasonable precautions.
really, WTF do they put in that stuff?
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