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I have acquired

FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
edited May 2009 in Social Entropy++
A two inch long baby turtle

I am performing intense turtle-sitting rehabilitation to make the turtle a happier, more legitimate pet while my friends are on vacation

So I am turtle rehab emergency adorable tiny box turtle center

What should I do to make this turtle totally stoked and happy? It's, like, a little tiny hatchling and I'm gonna go get it live crickets tomorrow

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    teach it to smoke

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Expose it to toxic waste

    Fight crime

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Get pictures and post about it in the Cute thread.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    teach it to love

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    teach it to smoke

    Someone suggested getting it high to me tonight but that doesn't seem ethical

    So I uh I guess I won't

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    put it on a hot plate so it dances around trying to get away from the heat

    film it

    dub in "Gay Bar"

    put it on youtube

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    slowslow Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    teach it to have two heads

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Teach it the power... to move you

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Get a Giant Toad and a Giant Salamander. It will be a royal rumble.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    slow wrote: »
    teach it to have two heads

    I cannot believe anyone still remembers that

    props

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Step 1: get another turtle
    Step 2: place turtle on back of lower turtle
    Step 3: see Step 1

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Step 1: get another turtle
    Step 2: place turtle on back of lower turtle
    Step 3: see Step 1
    step 1303: make turtle on bottom sneeze
    step 1304: learn a valuable lesson

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Teach it to believe in a thing called love, just listen to the rhythm of your heart,

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    SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Name it Yertle.

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Step 1: get another turtle
    Step 2: place turtle on back of lower turtle
    Step 3: see Step 1

    But what happens when you run out of turtles, Smart Hero?

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Are you going to name it Mother?

    I love those leathery little snappy faces.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Teach it the power... to move you

    What power?

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    Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Teach it the power... to move you

    Thumbs up goes here

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited May 2009
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Take it to a lake and skip it

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Teach it to believe in a thing called love, just listen to the rhythm of your heart,

    There's a chance he could make it now

    He'll be rockin' till the sun goes down!

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Are you going to name it Mother?

    I love those leathery little snappy faces.
    oh jesus fucking christ mori, I choked so hard

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    If it clamps down on your lip use compressed air to remove it.

    If it is a snapping turtle have it bite a large piece of wood and twist it until it is dead. Wear its shell and become the turtle.

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    Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The Bro Side whats up

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Step 1: get another turtle
    Step 2: place turtle on back of lower turtle
    Step 3: see Step 1
    step 1303: make turtle on bottom sneeze
    step 1304: learn a valuable lesson
    step 1305: Defeat Hitler.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Are you going to name it Mother?

    I love those leathery little snappy faces.
    oh jesus fucking christ mori, I choked so hard

    :^:

    That's one of my favorite lines from the show.

    "Well, you certainly have a type."

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Step 1: get another turtle
    Step 2: place turtle on back of lower turtle
    Step 3: see Step 1

    But what happens when you run out of turtles, Smart Hero?

    You don't, it's turtles all the way down.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    well, the blue part is obviously land, so...

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    ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Teach it to believe in a thing called love, just listen to the rhythm of your heart,

    Post of the year? My drunken self thinks so.

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    QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    zephos, this is your intervention thread

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Man, I am simultaneously stoked and nervous for D&D tomorrow

    I hope the creatures I made aren't too overpowered.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Teach it to believe in a thing called love, just listen to the rhythm of your heart,

    There's a chance he could make it now

    He'll be rockin' till the sun goes down!
    You wanna kiss you every minute, every hour, every day, it got you in a spin but everythin' is a-okaaaay

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Step 1: get another turtle
    Step 2: place turtle on back of lower turtle
    Step 3: see Step 1

    But what happens when you run out of turtles, Smart Hero?

    You don't, it's turtles all the way down.

    Yessss, what we do now is go to the pub because that reference was a job well done.

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    ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Can we just make this a thread about the darkness?

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Teach it the power... to move you

    What power?

    The power of Rock.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    no one's called them nature's suction cups yet?

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    It is a tiny hatchling box turtle and we can't get it to eat

    come on little guy the motherfucking strawberries are right goddamn there

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Goatmon wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Teach it the power... to move you

    What power?

    The power of Rock.

    And a no

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You just

    found a turtle?

    turtles aren't naturally occurring

    edit: well I guess they are

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'm calling him/her Filbert in honor of

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    It's owners have some other nancy name for it but I called them buttfags

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