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Innocent Bystanders

YaYaYaYa Decent.Registered User regular
edited May 2009 in Social Entropy++
this isn't when some crazy guy shoots someone and a pedestrian gets caught in the crossfire

this is when your friends have some earth-shattering life-changing problem and obviously need you, even though it has nothing to do with you

my girlfriend just called me tonight and told me her parents are getting divorced, and I have no idea how to comfort her or what she needs or what I should do at all

I don't want to take this to H/A, I want you faggots to talk about this shit

how do you cope, how has it happened to you, that sort of thing

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Cope?

    What?

    Shorty on
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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Get caught in some cop shootout and die
    Then you don't have to deal with it.

    scarlet st. on
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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    tell her everything will be alright and that you'll always be there for her and make her happy

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Get drunk.

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    Fuck off and die.
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    slowslow Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    some have suggested i leaned too hard on boners, in my grief

    slow on
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Have sex and hang out.

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Rob and Chico with the actual sensible answers

    YaYa on
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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Get drunk.

    also a reliable answer to all of life's problems

    scarlet st. on
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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    put some shit in her drank and she will forget all about it

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    I'm disappointed no one's told him to put it in her butt yet

    Druhim on
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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Shorty wrote: »
    Cope?

    What?

    Exactly, the sensible thing is to bottle it all up as your life slowly unwinds around you

    Tossrock on
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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    tell her to run away and hide in your basement making her parents so worried that they'll get back together

    take advantage while she hides in your basement

    Robcham on
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    slowslow Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    put it in hgod dammit

    slow on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Yaya, to cope with this shit, I look down and realize I have larger balls than you, and be a man about it

    seriously just fucking be there for her, listen when she needs you, go down on her to make her feel better, how is this difficult

    Vivixenne on
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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Cope?

    What?

    Exactly, the sensible thing is to bottle it all up as your life slowly unwinds around you

    Duh.

    Shorty on
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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    say that your parents are getting a divorce as well

    then run away together

    with nothing but your wits and your love




    you gonna die in the outback

    Robcham on
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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    look, I know how to be there for someone, but this is the first time I've really been faced with a proper, holy shit problem

    Viv, thanks, it's what I needed to hear

    YaYa on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I mean you didn't want to take this H/A

    you want us to talk about it

    so I'll go ahead and talk about what a weepy faggot you are

    GROW A PAIR

    THIS AIN'T ABOUT YOU

    Vivixenne on
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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    Rob and Chico with the actual sensible answers

    Oh, Yaya. Your fantastically sheltered life is amusing to me.

    Peter Ebel on
    Fuck off and die.
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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    the problem is that his girlfriend is a weepy faggot, viv

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Just tell her that the divorce rate in America is a minimum of 41% and that she is in no way special.

    Also you guys should watch Back to the Future, that usually cheers me up.

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    kiss her on her forehead and whisper the words 'I love you'

    Robcham on
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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    this isn't when some crazy guy shoots someone and a pedestrian gets caught in the crossfire

    this is when your friends have some earth-shattering life-changing problem and obviously need you, even though it has nothing to do with you

    my girlfriend just called me tonight and told me her parents are getting divorced, and I have no idea how to comfort her or what she needs or what I should do at all

    I don't want to take this to H/A, I want you faggots to talk about this shit

    how do you cope, how has it happened to you, that sort of thing

    Sweet me too.
    The product of a broken family, at the age of 22
    Good thing I left!

    Trillian on

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    kiss her on her forehead and whisper the words 'I love you'

    god how many times have i done that

    scarlet st. on
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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Just tell her that the divorce rate in America is a minimum of 41% and that she is in no way special.

    Also you guys should watch Back to the Future, that usually cheers me up.

    no dice, australian

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    the problem is that his girlfriend is a weepy faggot, viv

    his girlfriend has a right to be a bit of a weepy faggot, her parents are splitting

    coming in here being all OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DO THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THIS HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME GUYS I WANT YOU TO TALK ABOUT THIS HOW DO *I* COPE

    is being a weepy faggot without having a right to be one

    Vivixenne on
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Shoot a load on her face and tell her that you think her mom is hot and you're glad she's back on the market.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    unless Yaya wants people to talk about how they dealt with their parents' divorces

    in which case man that OP sucks

    Vivixenne on
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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    the problem is that his girlfriend is a weepy faggot, viv

    his girlfriend has a right to be a bit of a weepy faggot, her parents are splitting

    coming in here being all OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DO THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THIS HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME GUYS I WANT YOU TO TALK ABOUT THIS HOW DO *I* COPE

    is being a weepy faggot without having a right to be one

    point
    at the same time, he's a dude, and men have so much more responsibility than women, so he should just tell her what's up.

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    hold her closer than you ever did before

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    slowslow Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    kiss her on her forehead and whisper the words 'I love you'
    and then 'I fucked your dad'

    slow on
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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    kiss her on her forehead and whisper the words 'I love you'

    What is it about the forehead thing that makes chicks think guys care more than they usually do?

    Seriously. It's just like you think they would have caught on by now.

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    pay for marriage counseling for the parents

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    kiss her on her forehead and whisper the words 'I love you'

    What is it about the forehead thing that makes chicks think guys care more than they usually do?

    Seriously. It's just like you think they would have caught on by now.

    serious answer: it's cute! it's adorable!

    and we feel really girly when you do it

    Vivixenne on
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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    kiss her on her forehead and whisper the words 'I love you'

    What is it about the forehead thing that makes chicks think guys care more than they usually do?

    Seriously. It's just like you think they would have caught on by now.

    I haven't met a woman yet who thought I didn't care about her.
    The forehead is amazing.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Marry her mother and then do them both.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    "honey I have a confession to make, you parents are splitting up because your mom caught me giving your dad a blowjob"

    Vivixenne on
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Robcham wrote: »
    kiss her on her forehead and whisper the words 'I love you'

    What is it about the forehead thing that makes chicks think guys care more than they usually do?

    Seriously. It's just like you think they would have caught on by now.

    serious answer: it's cute! it's adorable!

    and we feel really girly when you do it
    also any show of affection can be faked
    doesn't mean it's not worth doing if you mean it

    Druhim on
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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    "honey I have a confession to make, you parents are splitting up because your mom caught me giving your dad a blowjob"

    Vivi-la get on skype I have a non-unrelated story

    Trillian on

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    also blame the divorce on Obama

    no, it doesn't matter that you're Australian

    Druhim on
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