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[Glossolalia ++] The Next Generation

Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am iRegistered User regular
edited June 2009 in Social Entropy++
The Adventures of the Ursa Majoris

Starring:
Captain Gary Thrustwaist
First Mate Dubh McStubblylegs
Co-Helmsman Tommy Wings
Nano-tech Engineer Loeli
Archivist Locth D'Out
Helmsman Speed Racer
Senior Marketing Manager Tomarli
Shady Bodyguard Dux
Lunei Toon Drifter Foghorne

Now introducing!:

Much needed Psychiatrist/Medical Dotor, Feli!

And kickass transformer look-alike, Downbeat!


Seasons 1-7 now on PSP and Blu-ray!

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Soundtrack coming soon! Kinda maybe probably not


[Map of Captain Thrustwaist's Ursa Majoris]
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[Comic Books Now Available!]
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Previously on The Adventures Of The Ursa Majoris:



    [*]Dubh became a fucking God
    [*]Loeli went back to her home planet to see what was up
    [*]Loeli came back
    [*]Tommy called a giant chicken's mother a whore
    [*]Tommy learned that the afformentioned mother is dead
    [*]Tommy continued to call her a whore
    [*]Lock decided to go under the knife and switch faces with the Presidest of Terra, an operation that was made possible by our new friend, Mr. Magic Murder Bag
    [*] Everyone started drinking, except Dead, who was already drunk, on his tears
    [*]Tentacles tried to rape Tommy
    [*]The real Tommy got tired and decided to make this because, shit am I tired

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      BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
      edited May 2009
      TOO EARLY TOMMY

      ABORT

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      You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
      [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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      DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
      edited May 2009
      It is a pretty accurate recap, thought.

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      ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
      edited May 2009
      I'm still delighted by Chico's cover art for the fantasy game.

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      BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
      edited May 2009
      Gary slowly returns to the land of the awake and living, confused yet satisfied - and begins to wander about, and by wander - he means stumble.

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      You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
      [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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      Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
      edited May 2009
      ASimPerson wrote: »
      I'm still delighted by Chico's cover art for the fantasy game.

      Wait, did he ever finish that and I just missed it, or what?

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      DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
      edited May 2009
      Dux runs to the Warp Engine room.

      Tommy, I think he's talking about this cover art.

      On an unrelated note, I'm tired as fuck and a headache is kicking my ass.

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      Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
      edited May 2009
      Oh yeahhhh

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      DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
      edited May 2009
      I like to think that, at any given moment, nobody has any real idea where Dubh is in a room.


      Suddenly, something hits the tentacle and pins it to the floor. In fades Dubh, a look of irritation on his face. "Waaat de feck is dis?"

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      Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
      edited May 2009
      Feli continues working under the glare of the lights, his black scrubs splattered slightly with barely visible blood stains.

      Oh wow, the end of the other thread was really depressing. And drunk.

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      scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
      edited May 2009
      oh man

      it's a good thing my phone ran out of batteries...

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      DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
      edited May 2009
      Depressing? All I remember is wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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      BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
      edited May 2009
      Feli continues working under the glare of the lights, his black scrubs splattered slightly with barely visible blood stains.

      Oh wow, the end of the other thread was really depressing. And drunk.

      just the way I like it


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      You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
      [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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      AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
      edited May 2009
      Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Downbeat's more this than that pic.

      Since we're talking about where we lived in the last thread, I might as well tell ya my current location. Paw Paw, MI. Bum-Fucking-Nowhere. But at least it ain't Alaska.

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      Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
      edited May 2009
      Haha, I just noticed Feli's picture.

      Sort of accurate, except he's neither old or fat.

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      AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
      edited May 2009
      "To the Engine Room, AWAYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

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      LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
      edited May 2009
      I thought we agreed Feli was

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      DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
      edited May 2009
      Aye, that we did.

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      DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
      edited May 2009
      Okay, Bear. The C3PO thing? That was brilliant.

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      scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
      edited May 2009
      That went over my head
      What was the joke

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      scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
      edited May 2009
      Hey Tommy, throw this in the OP

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      Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
      edited May 2009
      Just to be clear, the plan is that Locth and I return to Earth, get the warp schematics, he resigns, dies and then we both come back?

      What are you all going to do while we're there?

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      AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
      edited May 2009
      Downbeat will Drive(Roll Hard) around the ship for entertainment. He may even set up obstacles to blow up or dodge.

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      Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
      edited May 2009
      Uhh, Dubh, I think I killed the tentacle thing already.

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      DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
      edited May 2009
      Speed, Loeli, and Dubh accompany you. Haven't thought of a plan for everyone else, yet.

      Edit: So?

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      Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
      edited May 2009
      You can't pin something that's- nevermind

      "I have no fucking clue"

      Also, OP updated

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      sedosedo Registered User regular
      edited May 2009
      cats play with dead things all the time

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      DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
      edited May 2009
      Ah, the day after the ritualistic end-of-thread get-drunk-and-honest festival. Good times.

      Moving on.

      Tommy: You knocked off one of its tentacles. It's got a bunch.

      Viscount: Put your character up on the wiki, would you kindly?

      [21 vs. 34] Dubh pins down a tendril, but the limb easily overpowers him, throwing the would-be-god out of the room. The tendrils begin to retract into the hole in the back wall of the chamber...

      [20] After an intense surgery, not at all made easier by the strange thumping and shaking caused by the rest of the crew's activities in the warp room, Dr. Feli leans back and wipes the sweat from his brow. It is... complete.

      Locth sits up and looks down at the reflection in the bloodied instrument tray - the Presidist's face staring back up at him.

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      AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
      edited May 2009
      Downbeat converts, bursts into the engine room, converts back, and slams the end of his staff on full blast into a tentacle.

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      Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
      edited May 2009
      Ohhh

      "Not getting away that easy!" Tommy yells as he launches toward the creature, talons first

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      DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
      edited May 2009
      Anti, I need Downbeat's stats.

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      AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
      edited May 2009
      Converter 3
      Stun Staff Combatant 5
      Private Eye 5
      Friendly 2

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      Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
      edited May 2009
      Feli resists the urge to laugh maniacly.

      "I did a good job, if I may say so myself." He says with with his back to Locth. He pulls off his gloves and pulls the facemask down around his neck. He breathes a sigh of relief. His knife almost slipped a few times there...

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      DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
      edited May 2009
      Dux drops his cigarette, puts on his helmet, and he grabs his assault rifle. He activates his suit's lights and opens fire on the thing.

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      Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
      edited May 2009
      Anti, why don't you just make Stun Staff Combatant something a little less specific?
      Just a suggestion.

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      DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
      edited May 2009
      [22 vs. 28] [21 vs. 30] [26 vs. 35] Dux, Tommy, and Downbeat assault the creature's tendrils, but, moving faster than they can track, it retreats into the hole at the back of the warp room, pulling the breach closed behind it.

      Sunshine's voice comes in over the comms. "Commander Dubh, the ship has lost warp-capability."

      Congratulations, you have defeated the Endeavor's warp core.

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      AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
      edited May 2009
      Anti, why don't you just make Stun Staff Combatant something a little less specific?
      Just a suggestion.

      because I want to try playing a non lethal character for once, and it actually requires some thought instead of Downbeat slices his sword through the tentacle[/COLOR
      "Bounce the gravito-particle beams off the main deflector dish!"

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      Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
      edited May 2009
      "Motherfucker!", Tommy yells as he jumps out of the hole and activates his thrusters.

      "I'm pulling this sonofabitch back in!", Tommy yells into his comm

      "Dubh, if I don't come back, tell my weed I love it!"

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      AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
      edited May 2009
      "On second thought, we need a dribble and some chewing gum to stop the warp core breach."

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      DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
      edited May 2009
      Tommy slams into the wall, the hole having been sealed by... whatever that tentacle thing was.

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      Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
      edited May 2009
      "Ow Fuck!"

      Dead, how strong are these walls?

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