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Long story short, and nothing to do with staring at a semierect penis--
Remember those princess/girl toys that had skirts doubling as flip-up cupcake cups, and she smelled really pretty? In the early 90s, I believe? What the hell were they called? Searches of Google, eBay and Wikipedia have been futile.
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http://www.ghostofthedoll.co.uk/Toys_CupcakeDolls.htm
Ding (dong?)!
...What the hell was I searching with, anyway? The word "girl" was probably a bad idea. Anyway, thanks.