Brilliant start from Dwayne Bravo, who cleans Yusuf up with a fantastic yorker which just clips the base of the off stump. In comes Harbhajan Singh, who sees Irfan Pathan perish with a leg-side swipe into the hands of Lendl Simmons, who clings on for his third catch of the match. Brilliant batting from Harbhajan, who cuts two successive four down to the deep point boundary before smashing the last ball of the over, a slower ball, to the long on boundary for the third four of the over. And I can't feel my fingers anymore. Incredible scenes.
Brilliant start from Dwayne Bravo, who cleans Yusuf up with a fantastic yorker which just clips the base of the off stump. In comes Harbhajan Singh, who sees Irfan Pathan perish with a leg-side swipe into the hands of Lendl Simmons, who clings on for his third catch of the match. Brilliant batting from Harbhajan, who cuts two successive four down to the deep point boundary before smashing the last ball of the over, a slower ball, to the long on boundary for the third four of the over. And I can't feel my fingers anymore. Incredible scenes.
Brilliant start from Dwayne Bravo, who cleans Yusuf up with a fantastic yorker which just clips the base of the off stump. In comes Harbhajan Singh, who sees Irfan Pathan perish with a leg-side swipe into the hands of Lendl Simmons, who clings on for his third catch of the match. Brilliant batting from Harbhajan, who cuts two successive four down to the deep point boundary before smashing the last ball of the over, a slower ball, to the long on boundary for the third four of the over. And I can't feel my fingers anymore. Incredible scenes.
Brilliant start from Dwayne Bravo, who cleans Yusuf up with a fantastic yorker which just clips the base of the off stump. In comes Harbhajan Singh, who sees Irfan Pathan perish with a leg-side swipe into the hands of Lendl Simmons, who clings on for his third catch of the match. Brilliant batting from Harbhajan, who cuts two successive four down to the deep point boundary before smashing the last ball of the over, a slower ball, to the long on boundary for the third four of the over. And I can't feel my fingers anymore. Incredible scenes.
I dun geddit
it's cricket commentary.
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ArtreusI'm a wizardAnd that looks fucked upRegistered Userregular
Constanza you're a goddamn amateur. Stop before you get yourself hurt.
stop winning? i cant
You ain't gonna hit him though. You ain't got the balls.
More jet-propelled short stuff from Fidel Edwards, who has Yusuf Pathan jumping around his crease, although a leg-side wide doesn't help the bowler's cause. But the slinger makes the important breakthrough as Yuvraj top-edges an attempted pull high into the air, giving Edwards plenty of time to run to his left and get under the ball for the catch. The Pathan brothers are at the crease as Irfan joins elder brother Yusuf, who is once again hopping around with another burst of short stuff.
It's not that this guy is doing cricket commentary, it's that he's such a ridiculous writer.
I mean, come on:
The decibels are cranked up by a ton as Yuvraj whips Bravo off his toes behind square leg for four, moving on to 44 from 34 balls with a single to long off. More crowd celebrations as Yusuf Pathan opens the face of the bat and slides the ball down fine past three man for four. And he finishes off the over with a tremendous thwack down the pitch for six, although the ball just about flies over the head of the retreating long on fielder. hello heart, when did you start beating at 200 bpm?
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Now have him do The Touch by Stan Bush from the Transformers movie.
It's not that this guy is doing cricket commentary, it's that he's such a ridiculous writer.
I mean, come on:
The decibels are cranked up by a ton as Yuvraj whips Bravo off his toes behind square leg for four, moving on to 44 from 34 balls with a single to long off. More crowd celebrations as Yusuf Pathan opens the face of the bat and slides the ball down fine past three man for four. And he finishes off the over with a tremendous thwack down the pitch for six, although the ball just about flies over the head of the retreating long on fielder. hello heart, when did you start beating at 200 bpm?
It's live text commentary, what'd you expect? Hard enough trying to describe cricket with pictures, let alone without.
guys handsome costanza can't deal with having his mistakes pointed out on the internet
what if a prospective employer checks this shit out? he needs his record to be spic and span.
My job is being better than you and I'm great at my job.
You were wrong and were told this and you called a dude a blubbering thundercunt
I don't give a shit that I was wrong I'm still right.
Dude's don't know the backstory.
shankill or whoever the fuck always goes into the PA G&T servers and basically just berates me while I kill everyone and wonder who the fuck he is. There is a few reasons why I didn't engage him in this "I'm a dumb kid on the internet trying to be cool" behavior. I wanted to. I wanted to badly, yet I had no previous "dumb faggot" experience. There's no way I could win that battle. Weeks and week's went by with no possible comeback in sight and then, with the same striking authority that the word brings, it happened. It was during my viewing of the TV show "Weeds". The great Kevin Nielson was on screen. dropped the T bomb so hard I was like, yo, that's it, THAT'S FUCKING IT! Then it was just a matter of him reengaging me in troll-like behavior and it would be on as fuck. And so it was. Don't get your panties in a twist just because I won with bad grammar and a poor understanding of words. I still won. Feed off my glory.
wait
this is all over some trash talking in TF2 or vent?
Fucker talked bullshit, got called on it and then PMed Shank calling him a swear word he stole from Weeds?
A word that is supposed to be some glorious comeback, because he felt harassed by Shank on some game server?
Yeah, you showed him there, Carlos.
This shit is weak. Call me when there is something interesting going on.
burned hard by run^3
damn
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Yeah
Come on now
Here we go
Let's do it
Yeeaah..
Push it push it to the limit limit
Cause we're in it to win it in it to win it
Oh yeah
I realized that this is where my heart is
Now is the time to finish what i started
Can't worry bout what other people might say
It's who i am
Gotta live my dream my own way
Work work it harder
Gotta take it farther
No holding back
You know we gotta do it right now
Be even better
Work work together
It's now or never
Show em how we shine we gotta
Push it push it to the limit limit
Cause we're in it to win it in it to win it
Oh yeah
Now have him do The Touch by Stan Bush from the Transformers movie.
You got the touch
You got the pow-aahhhhhhh
Whenever I hear that song I want to kick someone's ass. Then I remember Optimus Prime dies because Hot Rod is a stupid faggot and I cry like a little girl.
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Yes.
Jesus crippled Christ on a crutch
stop winning? i cant
Resident 8bitdo expert.
Resident hybrid/flap cover expert.
Someone throw one of them a bottle
So high right now
i think i'm gonna go lie down for a bit and pretend people like this don't exist
You ain't gonna hit him though. You ain't got the balls.
I dun geddit
None of that makes any sense cricket-wise either.
now i cant leave this thread because if i stop posting then that means I lost and im gonna win
Resident 8bitdo expert.
Resident hybrid/flap cover expert.
Fuck yeah
Take it to the limit
Over the top
it's cricket commentary.
This post makes me so happy.
edit: I seriously don't see how run hasn't died of Irony poisoning at this point.
it's the eye of the tiger
Into the
Danger Zone
It's the thrill of the fight
I mean, come on:
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Fucker talked bullshit, got called on it and then PMed Shank calling him a swear word he stole from Weeds?
A word that is supposed to be some glorious comeback, because he felt harassed by Shank on some game server?
Yeah, you showed him there, Carlos.
This shit is weak. Call me when there is something interesting going on.
It's live text commentary, what'd you expect? Hard enough trying to describe cricket with pictures, let alone without.
I mean... lol.
this is all over some trash talking in TF2 or vent?
man, you are definitely the thundercunt
You got the touch
You got the pow-aahhhhhhh
When all hell's breaking loose
You'll be riiiiding the eye of the storm
burned hard by run^3
damn
Come on now
Here we go
Let's do it
Yeeaah..
Push it push it to the limit limit
Cause we're in it to win it in it to win it
Oh yeah
I realized that this is where my heart is
Now is the time to finish what i started
Can't worry bout what other people might say
It's who i am
Gotta live my dream my own way
Work work it harder
Gotta take it farther
No holding back
You know we gotta do it right now
Be even better
Work work together
It's now or never
Show em how we shine we gotta
Push it push it to the limit limit
Cause we're in it to win it in it to win it
Oh yeah
Resident 8bitdo expert.
Resident hybrid/flap cover expert.
Whenever I hear that song I want to kick someone's ass. Then I remember Optimus Prime dies because Hot Rod is a stupid faggot and I cry like a little girl.
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Ask Ryan Reynolds from the 3rd Blade movie.
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When i try to remember the hook I end up thinking of Heat of the Moment
I never meant to be so bad to you
One thing I said that I would would never do