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What the fuck North Korea?

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Fallout wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I am shocked, shocked that this election didn't go smoothly.

    trouble??

    in the middle east???

    i don't believe it

    wonderful countries, over there

    lovely cultures, lovely people
    I'm detecting some Adam Carolla here. Am I right?

    bullseye
    Fistbump.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    was it this thread that kaboshed the forum?

    please tell me it was this thread

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    was it this thread that kaboshed the forum?

    please tell me it was this thread

    it was all the threads
    all the timers, anyway

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    "hey wiggin have you had a girlfriend yet"

    "no SO WHAT

    am i supposed to FEEL ASHAMED or something

    FUCK you"

    wiggin was obviously being defensive

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    MICHAEL MOORE CONTINUES BEING A TREMENDOUS DOUCHEBAG; MORE AT 11

    http://www.firstshowing.net/2009/06/12/michael-moore-plays-a-trick-on-movie-theater-audiences/
    What the heck is going on? I was told that there was a trailer for the new Michael Moore documentary that would be attached to showings of Taking of Pelham 123 this weekend. It'll be online in a few hours, but not all audiences will see it. SlashFilm has a report of a showing in Washington DC that had a message from Moore. Apparently signs saying that they were being recorded were plastered all over. Instead of a trailer with footage, Moore appeared on the screen and asked the audience to give their money to "needy banks and corporations." Ushers then entered the theater with buckets literally asking for money from the audience.

    Yes this actually happened. Here is the full message from Moore that played before the ushers came in.
    "Hi, I'm Michael Moore. Instead of using this time to tell you about my new movie I'd like to take a moment and ask you to join me in helping our fellow Americans. The downturn in the economy has hurt many people, people who have had no choice but to go on government assistance. Yet our welfare agencies can only do so much. That's why I'm asking you to reach into your pockets right now and lend a hand. Ushers will be coming down the aisles to collect your donations for Citibank, Bank of America, AIG, Goldman Sachs, JP Morgan and a host of other needy banks and corporations. Won't you please give generously? Now, I know what you're thinking - I already gave at the bailout. And I know you did, but even if you've given in the past, give some more. It will make you feel… good."

    If you don't believe it, you can actually hear an audio recording of the message over on SlashFilm. In my post about his new documentary a few weeks ago, I joked, "it's ironic that Moore is asking people to spend money to see a movie that's about our lack of money." Now it's barely a joke after all. I have a feeling Moore is recording this and going to include it in the documentary (which is due out on October 2nd). He may even take the money he collects and present it to those companies and film their reaction. I don't know if this is viral marketing or just one of Moore's sneaky new documentary techniques - but it's pretty damn crazy.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    AHAHAHAHAHA

    What a hamfisted way to be a tremendous douchebag

    AMP'd on
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    why hasn't that obese sack of shit died from heart disease yet?

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    honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    why hasn't that obese sack of shit died from heart disease yet?

    He has too much money to die.

    honey nut cheerios on
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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    it was all the crappy posts by crappy posters that broke the forum

    it was trying to kill itself
    Fallout wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I am shocked, shocked that this election didn't go smoothly.

    trouble??

    in the middle east???

    i don't believe it

    wonderful countries, over there

    lovely cultures, lovely people
    I'm detecting some Adam Carolla here. Am I right?

    bullseye
    Fistbump.

    ~~fistbump~~

    Fallout on
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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    people that quote Moore movies to support their political view make me eye the nearest fork so hard

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    We don't give money out in D.C., this isn't fucking baltimore.

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    why hasn't that obese sack of shit died from heart disease yet?

    the same reason Rush Limbaugh hasn't had an aneurysm during one of his rage fests

    ZeroFill on
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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'll be honest, when I was younger I thought his books were funny.

    Now I just find him very irritating.

    Viscount Islands on
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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    why hasn't that obese sack of shit died from heart disease yet?

    the same reason Rush Limbaugh hasn't had an aneurysm during one of his rage fests

    satan's will?

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    the two ends of the douchebag spectrum cannot be unbalanced, lest they all should fall

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Throw those fat sacks of shit in a gladiator arena and make them fight to the death.



    Shit, this is a brilliant idea. Goddamn, I am going to figure out a way to legally do this.

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    People seem to hate Michael Moore quite a bit. I'm not sure I understand why? He seems like a standard-fare controversy-churning documentary maker with a taste for grandstanding. Are his documentaries not factually correct, or?

    J3p on
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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    We don't give money out in D.C., this isn't fucking baltimore.

    Inside the beltway bipartisan fistbump

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    they aren't documentaries so much as they are opinion pieces

    Wren on
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    one of my co-workers is obsessed with micheal moore. he even wears a hat all the time in tribute to him. hrasreghasgrglhl

    Wren on
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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Wren wrote: »
    they aren't documentaries so much as they are opinion pieces

    bingo

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    Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I saw Michael Moore give a speech at a local college years and years ago.

    He brought on Rosanne Barr as a guest speaker, and it was really weird.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    That


    uh



    that sounds like some sort of elaborate joke.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOWiYnO40cw

    Also, yes, Michael Moore is a stupid fat piece of shit. But in amongst all the grandstanding, exaggeration and bare-faced lying there are a few important facts nestled in the meat of most of his stuff. If only he would stick to the raw facts and not be such an enormous douchebag, I would actually respect him as a film-maker.

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    haters mad at moore cause they cant be rich for making movies about their opinions

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    and if shit were candy I'd never go hungry

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Wren wrote: »
    and if shit were candy I'd never go hungry

    Maybe so but your breath would stank.

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Wren wrote: »
    and if shit were candy I'd never go hungry

    That brings up many questions

    J3p on
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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    It's been bugging me that the title has no comma to set off direct address

    It should be "What the fuck, North Korea?"

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Zephyr wrote: »
    haters mad at moore cause they cant be rich for making movies about their opinions

    i should do this

    my first piece will be called "your gay" or possibly "count holocausto von jewgrinder tells it like it is"

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    would the content of those be any different to each other?

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    well, one would have me sitting in a chair, drinking and rambling, while the other would have me drinking while rambling and sitting in a chair

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    rebuttal: no your gay fgt

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Aww man so I remembered I used to keep a livejournal and I went to it and my last update was just this picture

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    That would funny if the last picture wasn't there. Now it's two cute kids throwing up gang signs.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Macro9 wrote: »
    That would funny if the last picture wasn't there. Now it's two cute kids throwing up gang signs.

    WELCOME TO AMERICA.

    OR THE OBAMA PRESIDENCY, WHICHEVER JOKE YOU PREFER.

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Metz, your icon is drumming in time to the song I'm listening to.

    Wrench N Rockets on
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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    are you listening to mos def's quiet dog

    cause

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    It is amazing how often that happens.

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    No this was some Oakenfold

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