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Social Entropy Rap 2.0!!!!!!!!

johnalexmobleyjohnalexmobley Registered User regular
edited June 2009 in Social Entropy++
To the beat of that busta rhymes song "if you really wanna party with me"

Posting a rap, up on social entropy
Knowing that trolls, are gonna try and battle me
Camwhores cam for me, as I hand their ass to them handily
Not given a sh!t, I'll make your mom whip out a tit
Make you slit your wrists, and choke on all the cancer
Cancer is the chemo that got all you pedo's anxious
Can you imagine, the flood; as the oldfaggotry collapses?
They need propholactics, can't let the meme's breed
They'll evolve wacker phrases than Largo's L337 SP34K
My words are geek sheek, if nerds make your knees weak
Spread that Pu$$y out... while I print my cheat sheet
I just came for the meet/greet, ya'll can hate while I'm gone
F#ckers still are gonna find their taglines in my songs

Comment on the rap...also for those that may or may not remember...

My video!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtgr8nnaHdg

Now with captions and 112 continuous "wat" comments!

Continue the "wat" combo, request future raps in this thread.

Attempts to insult me will get you mentioned in a future rap.

That is all.

-JAM

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Oh, it's you again.
    Hello, how are things?

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Do you promise to put me into a future rap?

    Because if so, you're a fuck-ass.

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Now now PI.
    No need to be insolent.

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ungh i have heard enough forum rap the last few weeks as it is.

    come back when you've got an opera or something.

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hey, you're a musician. Any tips on how to write melodies for chiptunes?

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    B.C. wrote: »
    Now now PI.
    No need to be insolent.
    I'm sorry. I forgot BC was too good to want to be in a rap.

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    B.C. wrote: »
    Now now PI.
    No need to be insolent.
    I'm sorry. I forgot BC was too good to want to be in a rap.

    I only want to be featured in a rap where the writer isn't afraid to uncensor the word "Fuckers" and "Pussy".
    Also, one that doesn't reference Megatokyo.
    I'm really rather doing you a favor.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Instead, let's all listen to Arab Money. This thread is now about Busta Rhymes

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T5hbz3wI2k

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    B.C. wrote: »
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    B.C. wrote: »
    Now now PI.
    No need to be insolent.
    I'm sorry. I forgot BC was too good to want to be in a rap.

    I only want to be featured in a rap where the writer isn't afraid to uncensor the word "Fuckers" and "Pussy".
    Also, one that doesn't reference Megatokyo.
    I'm really rather doing you a favor.
    Yeah. . . I guess so.

    But still.

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Marshmallow wrote: »
    Hey, you're a musician. Any tips on how to write melodies for chiptunes?

    it's like a normal melody but composed completely of bleeps/bloops

    ack on
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    DASHIKI WIT A LOUIS SCARF

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ack wrote: »
    Marshmallow wrote: »
    Hey, you're a musician. Any tips on how to write melodies for chiptunes?

    it's like a normal melody but composed completely of bleeps/bloops

    Man, I knew I was doing something wrong, now what am I going to do with this guitar?

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Goddammit rap.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    SITTIN IN CASINOS WHILE I'M GAMBLIN WIT ARAFAT
    MONEY LOAN WATCH ME PURCHASE PIECES OF THE ALMANAC

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Is that reference to Megatokyo in that "rap"?

    I'm sorry, I can't take this.

    Everyone get out your rings.

    BERLIOZ!

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    CHOPIN

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    MUSSORGSKY!

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  • johnalexmobleyjohnalexmobley Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    BC: Everything is good, just living and enjoying life, getting str8 A's, best friends with a hottie I'm crazy about and spend lots of time with, dating other girl's here and there, and doing freelance software work.

    P.I.: You shall have a punchline in your (dis)honor, hehe.

    I put some captions in my video so you guys can understand what I am saying if you can bare to listen again. More than anything, I hope the regulars will oblige me and reply to my vid with a "wat" comment. Check out the names of the 112 people who have commented...that is the new generation!

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Usually raps are supposed to rhyme. And be performed over something other then a guitar.

    You are about as talented as Soulja Boy's left nut.

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Paganini

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Marshmallow wrote: »
    ack wrote: »
    Marshmallow wrote: »
    Hey, you're a musician. Any tips on how to write melodies for chiptunes?

    it's like a normal melody but composed completely of bleeps/bloops

    Man, I knew I was doing something wrong, now what am I going to do with this guitar?

    probably going to at least buy some kind of crazy pedals

    ack on
  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    let's see some fuckin rhymes

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  • johnalexmobleyjohnalexmobley Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Yeah, its a mt reference. Look, I wrote it on the spot on a whim, and I knew it would make some of you peeps rage, thats why I put it in there! That being said, the only reason I censored those words is cause children might google this screename one day and get to these postings, and I mean, I don't want them to think its ok to not censor bad words online. Their well being comes first!

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    let's see some fuckin rhymes
    FROM THE WINDOWS

    TO THE WALLS

    TO THE SWEAT DRIP DOWN MY BALLS

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    what the fuck

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    let's see some fuckin rhymes

    Crawling in my skin
    These wounds, they will not heal
    Fear is how I fall
    Confusing what is real

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    AWWW SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    johnalexmobley wrote: »
    Yeah, its a mt reference. Look, I wrote it on the spot on a whim, and I knew it would make some of you peeps rage, thats why I put it in there! That being said, the only reason I censored those words is cause children might google this screename one day and get to these postings, and I mean, I don't want them to think its ok to not censor bad words online. Their well being comes first!

    this is hilarious to me

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    GET LOW GET LOW GET LOW GET LOW

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    UnbreakableVow wrote: »
    Robcham wrote: »
    let's see some fuckin rhymes

    Crawling in my skin
    These wounds, they will not heal
    Fear is how I fall
    Confusing what is real

    I used to like Linkin Park too

    then I got older and lost interest

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    HEART!

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Why is it you feel you know this forum well enough to write a rap about it when you don't even know that we are allowed to type out words like "shit" and "pussy" in their entirety?

    Butler on
  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    we gotta start censorin ourselves butler

    this dudes gonna fuck some pussy one day and some kids gonna come out of his lady's vajayjay then like in 10 or so years he gonna google dad's name and he gonna find all this shit here

    you get what I'm sayin

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    TheOtakuSuppository wrote:
    BERLIOZ!
    B.C wrote:
    CHOPIN
    The Otaku Suppository wrote: »
    MUSSORGSKY!
    B.C. wrote: »
    Paganini
    The Otaku Suppository wrote: »
    HEART!

    BY YOUR POSTINGS COMBINED

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  • johnalexmobleyjohnalexmobley Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    What ups to BC, buzzin like a bumble bee
    I say nuts to cloudman, cause he tried to humble me
    Stand back rodcham, here's a rhyme so be appeased
    Acks in need of crazy pedals, to transform bloops and bleeps
    For marshmallow, asking about melody
    What the hell do I know? Penguin Incarnate is my hoe.
    Bwanie's had enough rap, Otaku's callin for rings
    I'll leave unbreakable vow's "Goddamnit Rap" r@ped at the scene

    Aww snap

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    There is absolutely no flow in that post.

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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    get that weak shit out of here

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    He don't know how it do around here.

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  • johnalexmobleyjohnalexmobley Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    BC, how can I argue with that. Of course it flows, I don't just write stuff willy nilly.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    B.C. wrote: »
    TheOtakuSuppository wrote:
    BERLIOZ!
    B.C wrote:
    CHOPIN
    The Otaku Suppository wrote: »
    MUSSORGSKY!
    B.C. wrote: »
    Paganini
    The Otaku Suppository wrote: »
    HEART!

    BY YOUR POSTINGS COMBINED

    I AM CAPTAIN MUSIC

    captainmusic.jpg

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