Just_Bri_ThanksSeething with ragefrom a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPAregular
edited July 2009
Look, it needs to be here today. Yeah, we need it for an experiment.
Hey, I don't care how you are supposed to transport 18 tons of wild berry Jello, but you need to get it here today; or I will have your ass on breach of contract!
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...and when you are done with that; take a folding
chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
I was wondering the same thing actually. just played around with the character maker and apparently dwarf females are doing that on my machine. dwarf males & all the other races have the normal glowiness.
So, since there was a PA Legion in one of the new servers, I got to try out the Elyos side. I like their zones more, I must say... and yet, I still prefer the overall quest flavor of the Asmodean side. (Plus their animations are much more interesting, in my opinion.)
Oh, and I actually like playing a Ranger, even though people say they suck at lowbie levels.
Is that zone after you ascend or become part chicken or whateve-the-fuck-happens-around-level-10 in Aion? Because there's a zone like that for Asomdians...only snowy. Right down to the ancestors of Max Rebo.
A tad appalling at how cookie cutter the factions are. Warhammer and WoW have spoiled me, perhaps.
EDIT: And god damm do the high heels bug me. Okay, so the game has girls with large tit potential...understandable fan service. But the high heels take it straight into sexism with a dose of utter impracticality.
Is that zone after you ascend or become part chicken or whateve-the-fuck-happens-around-level-10 in Aion? Because there's a zone like that for Asomdians...only snowy. Right down to the ancestors of Max Rebo.
A tad appalling at how cookie cutter the factions are. Warhammer and WoW have spoiled me, perhaps.
EDIT: And god damm do the high heels bug me. Okay, so the game has girls with large tit potential...understandable fan service. But the high heels take it straight into sexism with a dose of utter impracticality.
Yes, it's Verteron, the post-Ascension zone for Elyos. Other than the Daliphants, they're not that similar, at all though. Still a tad cookie-cutter, I agree.
As for the high heels, I dislike the overuse as well, but what I really dislike are the mini-skirts.
I think what really gets me is that Asmodian women evolved high heeled feet to piss off Darwin's ghost of something.
And my assassin actually has pants. Tight tight pants.
Is there actually any advantage of high heels in evolution?
o_O
It's all about reproduction. If a woman can convince a male that she can fight and survive even wearing such ridiculous footwear, she is going to have more chances at mating. Think of it as a peacock tail.
However, please remember that these are MMO characters. Higher heals = more subscriptions by underage geeks = longer MMO life = higher chance for developer to stay in business = higher chance at Aion reproducing itself i.e. higher chance that we will see Aion II.
As great Theodosius Dobzhansky once said: “Nothing in biology and online gaming makes sense except in the light of evolutionâ€.
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turtleantGunpla Dadis the best.Registered Userregular
edited July 2009
If there pointy they would make an ok form of attack.
Kinda like an ostrich.
With the NDA and all I can't post pictures I've taken of my Champions Online characters, but I can link to them on the Rate My Champion section of the public site. Woo!
Hiding my Kerran shame with my newly crafted Tin armor.
I was going to roll with a Barbarian or whatever, but they are way too bulky, and the only other race that was as tall as the Barb was the large anthropomorphic one. I think they've got the best "stance" and animations though, so whatever. Hopefully I can dodge the furry bullet by having kickass helmets on all the time, even if they are a little bit wider because of the ears.
edit: Apparently Kerran use their tails for shit like picking up flagons of ale to drink.
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I'm a cow YAY.
RLY NAO?
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This place is gorgeous. Albeit a little bit of a clusterfuck.
Fishing next to Galadriel's mirror.
Ah, the Shire. Home of the vertically challenged.
Fishing.. lots of that recently.
Just before dawn, somewhere between Hobbiton and Bywater.
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Conculsion: Orcs make good Big Daddys.
Look, it needs to be here today. Yeah, we need it for an experiment.
Hey, I don't care how you are supposed to transport 18 tons of wild berry Jello, but you need to get it here today; or I will have your ass on breach of contract!
chair to Creation and then suplex the Void.
edit: looks like it's a bug from 3.1: http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=16904076779&sid=1
I was going to say, fuck, you need to go on a diet.
So, since there was a PA Legion in one of the new servers, I got to try out the Elyos side. I like their zones more, I must say... and yet, I still prefer the overall quest flavor of the Asmodean side. (Plus their animations are much more interesting, in my opinion.)
Oh, and I actually like playing a Ranger, even though people say they suck at lowbie levels.
A tad appalling at how cookie cutter the factions are. Warhammer and WoW have spoiled me, perhaps.
EDIT: And god damm do the high heels bug me. Okay, so the game has girls with large tit potential...understandable fan service. But the high heels take it straight into sexism with a dose of utter impracticality.
Yes, it's Verteron, the post-Ascension zone for Elyos. Other than the Daliphants, they're not that similar, at all though. Still a tad cookie-cutter, I agree.
As for the high heels, I dislike the overuse as well, but what I really dislike are the mini-skirts.
And my assassin actually has pants. Tight tight pants.
Is there actually any advantage of high heels in evolution?
o_O
It's all about reproduction. If a woman can convince a male that she can fight and survive even wearing such ridiculous footwear, she is going to have more chances at mating. Think of it as a peacock tail.
However, please remember that these are MMO characters. Higher heals = more subscriptions by underage geeks = longer MMO life = higher chance for developer to stay in business = higher chance at Aion reproducing itself i.e. higher chance that we will see Aion II.
As great Theodosius Dobzhansky once said: “Nothing in biology and online gaming makes sense except in the light of evolutionâ€.
Kinda like an ostrich.
Higher chances of getting rape.
Since they won't be able to run fast enough to escape.
And higher chances of getting their ankle sprain.
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Ultrashock
Blue Ember
Rathgar the Manbeast
Lord Smashington
Then I cringed the rest of the way down.
I mean, come on, its comic book nerds.
I can finally show off the only character I'm proud of...The Ice Mean Man.
And today I finally used her first DP (Daeva Points) ability; which shapeshifted her for around one minute.
Her face looks pretty similar, oddly enough. I wonder if it was a coincidence or if the forms actually inherit the original character's sliders.
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Yeah I know. I always called him goblez though.
Hiding my Kerran shame with my newly crafted Tin armor.
I was going to roll with a Barbarian or whatever, but they are way too bulky, and the only other race that was as tall as the Barb was the large anthropomorphic one. I think they've got the best "stance" and animations though, so whatever. Hopefully I can dodge the furry bullet by having kickass helmets on all the time, even if they are a little bit wider because of the ears.
edit: Apparently Kerran use their tails for shit like picking up flagons of ale to drink.
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Nevermind on that Barbarian thing, mine looks pretty awesome now
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Edit - Also, bonus points to anyone who spots a problem I face with his latest state.