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Idiotic Sex Question

Mr. QuarkMr. Quark __BANNED USERS regular
edited June 2009 in Help / Advice Forum
Just a quick thing, mostly to sort out my own egotistic misconceptions.

Is it...odd...for a guy to still be a virgin at 17 years old? Cause my mates are very open about their 'exploits' and I always end up feeling like a weirdo because I aint got laid yet.

The accumulated filth of all their hackin’ and wackin’ will foam up about their waists, and when all the ghouls and wastlanders of Megaton look up and shout “save us!” I’ll look down and whisper…

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  • GlaealGlaeal Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Mr. Quark wrote: »
    Just a quick thing, mostly to sort out my own egotistic misconceptions.

    Is it...odd...for a guy to still be a virgin at 17 years old? Cause my mates are very open about their 'exploits' and I always end up feeling like a weirdo because I aint got laid yet.

    No.

    Many of them are liars.

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  • Mr. QuarkMr. Quark __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Glaeal wrote: »
    Mr. Quark wrote: »
    Just a quick thing, mostly to sort out my own egotistic misconceptions.

    Is it...odd...for a guy to still be a virgin at 17 years old? Cause my mates are very open about their 'exploits' and I always end up feeling like a weirdo because I aint got laid yet.

    No.

    Many of them are liars.
    Oh good. Put my mind at ease.

    Plus I know at least 1 of them is telling the truth.

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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Mr. Quark wrote: »
    Just a quick thing, mostly to sort out my own egotistic misconceptions.

    Is it...odd...for a guy to still be a virgin at 17 years old? Cause my mates are very open about their 'exploits' and I always end up feeling like a weirdo because I aint got laid yet.
    Perfectly normal.

    Just like it is perfectly normal for 17 year old kids to brag about sexual exploits, don't believe everything they say. If they hold it against you that you haven't thought up some retarded stories about how you fucked the home coming queen in an orgy with various donkeys and Angelina Jolie your friends are not very nice friends.

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  • Mr. QuarkMr. Quark __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    They don't make a big deal out of my lack of sexual experiences. They're not like "you aint gotten laid yet? dude ur a weirdo!". They don't care, I just always feel like a freak for not gettin laid yet when they all talk about it.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    If I remember correctly, the average age for dudes in the US to tear up their V Card is 17.5

    Ain't nothin wrong with being behind the curve.

    Also note that 17 year old boys are pathological liars, especially about sex.

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  • Mr. QuarkMr. Quark __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Good to know I'm not, ya know, unusual. Plus because of this situation my first time will probably be with one of my mates anyway. Odd situation to be in.

    Thanks guys! :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    you've started college already but you're still 17?

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  • Mr. QuarkMr. Quark __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Projeck wrote: »
    you've started college already but you're still 17?
    I'm in the UK. It's different system here. Our college is, like, your high scool (I think).

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited June 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    If I remember correctly, the average age for dudes in the US to tear up their V Card is 17.5

    Ain't nothin wrong with being behind the curve.

    Also note that 17 year old boys are pathological liars, especially about sex.

    I'm going to go ahead and guess that most of the people in that survey were liars too.

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  • Mr. QuarkMr. Quark __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    If I remember correctly, the average age for dudes in the US to tear up their V Card is 17.5

    Ain't nothin wrong with being behind the curve.

    Also note that 17 year old boys are pathological liars, especially about sex.

    I'm going to go ahead and guess that most of the people in that survey were liars too.
    I'm mostly certain most of them are lying. But I know two of them are telling the truth. Cause I'm on very good terms with one of them's girlfriend and she NEVER lies. And I had the weird situation of walking in on the other one. I mean, who does a girl in the guy's locker rom during lunch? Seriously!?

    But it's always nice to know I'm not a freak

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Mr. Quark wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    If I remember correctly, the average age for dudes in the US to tear up their V Card is 17.5

    Ain't nothin wrong with being behind the curve.

    Also note that 17 year old boys are pathological liars, especially about sex.

    I'm going to go ahead and guess that most of the people in that survey were liars too.
    I'm mostly certain most of them are lying. But I know two of them are telling the truth. Cause I'm on very good terms with one of them's girlfriend and she NEVER lies. And I had the weird situation of walking in on the other one. I mean, who does a girl in the guy's locker rom during lunch? Seriously!?

    But it's always nice to know I'm not a freak

    do you live in a porn movie

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  • MuddBuddMuddBudd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I was 20 before I finally hooked up with another guy.

    Keep in mind, while it's not as bad as it used to be, gay guys often blossom late in that regard, also. Especially if they grow up outside a major metropolitan area,

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  • Mr. QuarkMr. Quark __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    Mr. Quark wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    If I remember correctly, the average age for dudes in the US to tear up their V Card is 17.5

    Ain't nothin wrong with being behind the curve.

    Also note that 17 year old boys are pathological liars, especially about sex.

    I'm going to go ahead and guess that most of the people in that survey were liars too.
    I'm mostly certain most of them are lying. But I know two of them are telling the truth. Cause I'm on very good terms with one of them's girlfriend and she NEVER lies. And I had the weird situation of walking in on the other one. I mean, who does a girl in the guy's locker rom during lunch? Seriously!?

    But it's always nice to know I'm not a freak

    do you live in a porn movie
    No but that particular mate is a total freak of nature with no sense of the words "shame" or "privacy". Embarasment doesn't factor into his existance. He just don't give a shit what anybody thinks of him, which has caused him a lot of trouble.

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    …Tunnel Snakes Rule
  • KeyScourgeKeyScourge __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Of course you're not weird. It's not "cool" to rush out and lose your V-card as soon as possible. Idiots just think it is. I know, I was one of those idiots. But I bet most people who think "I'm 16, I'd better get laid ASAP" will either already be, or will be someday, regretting it. Wishing that they'd waiting until they met the right person. I know I do. I lost it when totally drunk as a skunk and now I wish I hadn't. So being "behind the curve" is not a bad thing.

    And about MuddBudd's coment, it's not harder for gay guys. You can just go to the toilet of a gay club and fuck a total stranger. You can, but for the love of god, don't! Haha.

    So put your mind at ease dude. You'll get there in your own time. Peer pressure about these kind of things is one of the most idiotic things ever.

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  • TrentusTrentus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Well, I seem to be pretty much average to the dudes in the US, losing mine at about 17.3 years. I didn't make a big deal out of it, but one of my mates did (no one else seemed to really care too much though). After each weekend I spent at my girlfriend's place, he'd always ask me at school the following monday "So, gotten laid yet?" When my answer was finally "Actually, yes" he replied "You fucking bastard!" and then proceeded to question me about it and call me a bastard (translation "You fucking bastard!" = "Wow, this is unexpected and I'm somewhat envious!")

    Anyway, it ended up that I would get regular sex over the year and he didn't, and I think this kinda ate him up inside. He always thought he'd be the first in our group of friends to take down the V plates. Late in the year he ended up getting very drunk and screwing some ugly chick who was extremely annoying and very clingy (she'd crushed on several of us before). The next morning, he had to take her to the doctor to grab the morning after pill.

    tl;dr My friends who didn't make a big deal out of it have either not lost it yet, or they just did it when it felt right. My friend who did make a big deal of it and ended up doing it for the sake of it left with a horrible experience.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited June 2009
    I know a guy who is 25 and manifestly hasn't lost his virginity yet (he pretends but tends to get important anatomical details wrong) and no one makes fun of him really. Once people grow up a bit they have better things to think about than how many times you've had sex.

    Tube on
  • Mr. QuarkMr. Quark __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    I know a guy who is 25 and manifestly hasn't lost his virginity yet (he pretends but tends to get important anatomical details wrong) and no one makes fun of him really. Once people grow up a bit they have better things to think about than how many times you've had sex.
    Yeah it's probably just a teenage thing. Cause for teenage guys the sun rises from their stomach, sets in their balls and they only care about what lies between the two. :lol:

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  • MuddBuddMuddBudd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    KeyScourge wrote: »
    And about MuddBudd's coment, it's not harder for gay guys. You can just go to the toilet of a gay club and fuck a total stranger. You can, but for the love of god, don't! Haha.

    Hence the comment about living outside of cities. I grew up way out in the country. There were no gay bars there. Not that I knew about, anyway. (not that it would have been an appealing prospect to have my first time in a men's room)

    So lets rephrase that as , "It CAN be harder for young gays, depending on location."

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  • KeyScourgeKeyScourge __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    MuddBudd wrote: »
    KeyScourge wrote: »
    And about MuddBudd's coment, it's not harder for gay guys. You can just go to the toilet of a gay club and fuck a total stranger. You can, but for the love of god, don't! Haha.

    Hence the comment about living outside of cities. I grew up way out in the country. There were no gay bars there. Not that I knew about, anyway. (not that it would have been an appealing prospect to have my first time in a men's room)

    So lets rephrase that as , "It CAN be harder for young gays, depending on location."
    Yeah the idea of having the first time in the crappy back toilet of some seedy gay club isn't exactly appealing. I know a guy that had his first time that way. He's a bit of a whore now, to put it lightly.

    And I grew up and still live in a small town too. From what I know there aren't any gay clubs here. I doubt there would be, this town isn't exactly a hotbed for the gay community.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited June 2009
    MuddBudd wrote: »
    So lets rephrase that as , "It CAN be harder for young gays, depending on location."

    :winky:

    Tube on
  • ApexMirageApexMirage Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Mr. Quark wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    If I remember correctly, the average age for dudes in the US to tear up their V Card is 17.5

    Ain't nothin wrong with being behind the curve.

    Also note that 17 year old boys are pathological liars, especially about sex.

    I'm going to go ahead and guess that most of the people in that survey were liars too.
    I'm mostly certain most of them are lying. But I know two of them are telling the truth. Cause I'm on very good terms with one of them's girlfriend and she NEVER lies. And I had the weird situation of walking in on the other one. I mean, who does a girl in the guy's locker rom during lunch? Seriously!?

    But it's always nice to know I'm not a freak

    The best liars are the ones that can convince you that they never lie. (Take it from me :wink:)

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  • saint2esaint2e Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'll chime in and say that I'm 30 and still a virgin... So definitely nothing "weird" about being a 17 year old virgin in my opinion, however I'm sure some would consider my situation abnormal or "weird".

    Anecdotal, unofficial stats: Most people I know lost their virginity at US/Canada-College age (19-25).

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  • GrundlestiltskinGrundlestiltskin Behind you!Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    This is cliche, but I blame the media. Between movies, MTV, and everything else, it's hard not to think you're like the biggest loser in the world if you don't lose your virginity by the time you're 15. Everybody talks about it, and yeah, people probably lie.

    Honestly when I was in high school it kind of gave me a complex. Between American Pie and all this other BS going on about how awful it was to go to college a virgin, by the time it actually happened to me (being in college, a virgin) there was so much pressure to have sex and just get it over with that I don't think I was even thinking about the girl when it finally did happen.

    Long story short, it's not a big deal. You're perfectly normal =P

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  • Mr. QuarkMr. Quark __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    saint2e wrote: »
    I'll chime in and say that I'm 30 and still a virgin... So definitely nothing "weird" about being a 17 year old virgin in my opinion, however I'm sure some would consider my situation abnormal or "weird".

    Anecdotal, unofficial stats: Most people I know lost their virginity at US/Canada-College age (19-25).
    I've been convinced it isn't weird, just don't let my mates find out or they'll just irritate you over the fact. Plus, no offence, but I really hope I've lost mine before I'm 30...don't hit me!

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  • EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I lost mine at 20, so don't feel bad.

    Don't feel pressured to either because that will come across to any woman you encounter if you put enough stock into it. Desperation is easy to spot.

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  • Mr. QuarkMr. Quark __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    So far I've had 2 of my thoughts about myself corrected because of you people. Hooray! Who wants a Martini? 8-)

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  • Stevie2SxcStevie2Sxc __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    I'll give a short answer: You aren't a freak or a weirdo. Your friends are just idiots.

    Obviously one of those thoughts was ur weird for not getting laid yet, but what's the other one? Just out of curiosity?

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  • Mr. QuarkMr. Quark __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Stevie2Sxc wrote: »
    I'll give a short answer: You aren't a freak or a weirdo. Your friends are just idiots.

    Obviously one of those thoughts was ur weird for not getting laid yet, but what's the other one? Just out of curiosity?
    The other one was that I had a small dick. But that's been clarified too, so all is good in my world!

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    …Tunnel Snakes Rule
  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I was 18, pushing 19 when I lost mine.

    I know it's hard to hear everyone going on about the joys of their exploits, but remember that exaggeration and outright lies are par for the course at that age, and the ones who are verifiably undertaking said adventures have nothing to do with you. They and their partners are making the choice to have sex and as long as they're doing so safely, more power to them. You will find someone who similarly wants to tear your clothes off and have a great time.

    It's not easy to do, but the bigger a deal you make of it in your own head, the worse it all seems. Focus on you; have fun, meet people, be social, and eventually you'll meet someone.

    Take a deep breath and get a little perspective. If not getting laid yet is the worst of your troubles to date, as terrible as it may seem and feel, you're still doing pretty well.

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  • PeregrineFalconPeregrineFalcon Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Forar wrote: »
    If not getting laid yet is the worst of your troubles to date, as terrible as it may seem and feel, you're still doing pretty well.

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  • Mr. QuarkMr. Quark __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Forar wrote: »
    I was 18, pushing 19 when I lost mine.

    I know it's hard to hear everyone going on about the joys of their exploits, but remember that exaggeration and outright lies are par for the course at that age, and the ones who are verifiably undertaking said adventures have nothing to do with you. They and their partners are making the choice to have sex and as long as they're doing so safely, more power to them. You will find someone who similarly wants to tear your clothes off and have a great time.

    It's not easy to do, but the bigger a deal you make of it in your own head, the worse it all seems. Focus on you; have fun, meet people, be social, and eventually you'll meet someone.

    Take a deep breath and get a little perspective. If not getting laid yet is the worst of your troubles to date, as terrible as it may seem and feel, you're still doing pretty well.
    Already sort of have and he is, incidentally, one of the mates that brags the most about his 'sexual conquests'

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    …Tunnel Snakes Rule
  • Stevie2SxcStevie2Sxc __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Mr. Quark wrote: »
    Forar wrote: »
    I was 18, pushing 19 when I lost mine.

    I know it's hard to hear everyone going on about the joys of their exploits, but remember that exaggeration and outright lies are par for the course at that age, and the ones who are verifiably undertaking said adventures have nothing to do with you. They and their partners are making the choice to have sex and as long as they're doing so safely, more power to them. You will find someone who similarly wants to tear your clothes off and have a great time.

    It's not easy to do, but the bigger a deal you make of it in your own head, the worse it all seems. Focus on you; have fun, meet people, be social, and eventually you'll meet someone.

    Take a deep breath and get a little perspective. If not getting laid yet is the worst of your troubles to date, as terrible as it may seem and feel, you're still doing pretty well.
    Already sort of have and he is, incidentally, one of the mates that brags the most about his 'sexual conquests'
    What? So you're getting it off with one of your mates? That's like stuff from a porn film or a bad soap opera.

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  • PeregrineFalconPeregrineFalcon Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Mr. Quark wrote: »
    Already sort of have and he is, incidentally, one of the mates that brags the most about his 'sexual conquests'

    You really just want to be another notch on the belt? o_O

    Either that or you'll find out he's been blowing smoke and he isn't nearly the Casanova he claims to be. :lol:

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  • Mr. QuarkMr. Quark __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    PeregrineFalcon wrote: »
    Mr. Quark wrote: »
    Already sort of have and he is, incidentally, one of the mates that brags the most about his 'sexual conquests'

    You really just want to be another notch on the belt? o_O

    Either that or you'll find out he's been blowing smoke and he isn't nearly the Casanova he claims to be. :lol:
    It's not like that. We're both experimenting with the guy/guy stuff. Cause we've both been curious recently. And even if it does turn out to be 'another notch on the belt' he won't be bragging about this one cause my mates aren't as...accepting...as I'd like them to be.

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    …Tunnel Snakes Rule
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    I know a guy who is 25 and manifestly hasn't lost his virginity yet (he pretends but tends to get important anatomical details wrong) and no one makes fun of him really. Once people grow up a bit they have better things to think about than how many times you've had sex.

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  • Stevie2SxcStevie2Sxc __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Mr. Quark wrote: »
    PeregrineFalcon wrote: »
    Mr. Quark wrote: »
    Already sort of have and he is, incidentally, one of the mates that brags the most about his 'sexual conquests'

    You really just want to be another notch on the belt? o_O

    Either that or you'll find out he's been blowing smoke and he isn't nearly the Casanova he claims to be. :lol:
    It's not like that. We're both experimenting with the guy/guy stuff. Cause we've both been curious recently. And even if it does turn out to be 'another notch on the belt' he won't be bragging about this one cause my mates aren't as...accepting...as I'd like them to be.
    Yeah mates like that can be a bitch. But you should be careful with him. If he gets laid regularly (i'm assuming he does by the way you described his bragging) it could end up with you really falling for him then him going "meh, I'm not into guys after all" and leaving for some slutty blonde chick.

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  • Mr. QuarkMr. Quark __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Stevie2Sxc wrote: »
    Mr. Quark wrote: »
    PeregrineFalcon wrote: »
    Mr. Quark wrote: »
    Already sort of have and he is, incidentally, one of the mates that brags the most about his 'sexual conquests'

    You really just want to be another notch on the belt? o_O

    Either that or you'll find out he's been blowing smoke and he isn't nearly the Casanova he claims to be. :lol:
    It's not like that. We're both experimenting with the guy/guy stuff. Cause we've both been curious recently. And even if it does turn out to be 'another notch on the belt' he won't be bragging about this one cause my mates aren't as...accepting...as I'd like them to be.
    Yeah mates like that can be a bitch. But you should be careful with him. If he gets laid regularly (i'm assuming he does by the way you described his bragging) it could end up with you really falling for him then him going "meh, I'm not into guys after all" and leaving for some slutty blonde chick.
    I'm not sure how 'regularly' he gets some action, but I know that he's been without it for a while now. And I factored that into mine and his situation as 'maybe he's just with me cause he can't get it anywhere else' but I doubt it since he's done more gay stuff than I have (I've jacked him off, he's jacked me off and sucked me off). If he was just with me to get his rocks off he'd have made it so I sucked him off.

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  • FantasmaFantasma Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hi,

    No, you are not a freak. Losing one's virginity depends upon many things, I lost mine when I was 16 years old due to exposure to an older woman who thought I was good looking, my brother was 20 when he lost his.

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  • TK-42-1TK-42-1 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i lost mine right before i turned 16. i thought it was going to be one of those 'ok now the world makes sense' moments like i thought you had when you 'became a man' or whatever but it really doesnt change anything.

    besides the fact of know exactly what it feels like to stick your penis in something that isnt your hand

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  • Stevie2SxcStevie2Sxc __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Mr. Quark wrote: »
    Stevie2Sxc wrote: »
    Mr. Quark wrote: »
    PeregrineFalcon wrote: »
    Mr. Quark wrote: »
    Already sort of have and he is, incidentally, one of the mates that brags the most about his 'sexual conquests'

    You really just want to be another notch on the belt? o_O

    Either that or you'll find out he's been blowing smoke and he isn't nearly the Casanova he claims to be. :lol:
    It's not like that. We're both experimenting with the guy/guy stuff. Cause we've both been curious recently. And even if it does turn out to be 'another notch on the belt' he won't be bragging about this one cause my mates aren't as...accepting...as I'd like them to be.
    Yeah mates like that can be a bitch. But you should be careful with him. If he gets laid regularly (i'm assuming he does by the way you described his bragging) it could end up with you really falling for him then him going "meh, I'm not into guys after all" and leaving for some slutty blonde chick.
    I'm not sure how 'regularly' he gets some action, but I know that he's been without it for a while now. And I factored that into mine and his situation as 'maybe he's just with me cause he can't get it anywhere else' but I doubt it since he's done more gay stuff than I have (I've jacked him off, he's jacked me off and sucked me off). If he was just with me to get his rocks off he'd have made it so I sucked him off.
    For someone worried about the status of their virginity you've gotten to 3rd. You should be on home base in no time dude. :winky::mrgreen:

    Stevie2Sxc on
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