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Your inane ramblings have fallen upon deaf ears, sir. You are not only uncooperative, but distracting, and if you are to be believed in the least, extremely gullible. I do not know if you are the thing that endangers this vessel, but if you were indeed telling the truth one would suspect that you would be more helpful. Currently, your obstructionist attitude is impeding us from conducting a legitimate search for the villains.
I say, good chaps. Would some have the time that we dock for tonight and move onto our next great adventure? Possibly in Pacific Standard time?
Pacafic Standard Time? What sort of heresy and witchcraft is this utter nonsense. God gave us Eastern Standard Time, is that not good enough for you demon worshippers!?
I say, good chaps. Would some have the time that we dock for tonight and move onto our next great adventure? Possibly in Pacific Standard time?
Pacafic Standard Time? What sort of heresy and witchcraft is this utter nonsense. God gave us Eastern Standard Time, is that not good enough for you demon worshippers!?
Fool! You presume to much my good fellow. Clearly as the sun sets in the west, so shall the day end. Pacific Standard is the Gold standard I always say. Wot wot!
I say, good chaps. Would some have the time that we dock for tonight and move onto our next great adventure? Possibly in Pacific Standard time?
Pacafic Standard Time? What sort of heresy and witchcraft is this utter nonsense. God gave us Eastern Standard Time, is that not good enough for you demon worshippers!?
Fool! You presume to much my good fellow. Clearly as the sun sets in the west, so shall the day end. Pacific Standard is the Gold standard I always say. Wot wot!
: !SkyCaptain's unwillingness to vote is most peculiar. This most certainly needs looking at.
Barkley. Do you want to pull the trigger?
:Alas, were I not retired, I would shoot free throws at these mechanical hooligans. Especially the ones trying to foul out Erich Zahn.
Unfortunately, all I can do now is !vote GrimmyTOA while hoping the rest of the crew comes to their senses.
: Barkley. Your vote-shifting from one target to another is dizzying. I tentatively put my vote upon the SkyCaptain for his apparent unwillingness to vote, but now that he has changed his vote to that of the Spectral Spork, I feel I should take mine someplace where it would be more effective. You think GrimmyTOA?
: I do say fellow gents, has anyone been keeping track of the number of alligations being sent one way or the other? I would count for myself but I find is such a bor working with numbers and whatnot.
I say, good chaps. Would some have the time that we dock for tonight and move onto our next great adventure? Possibly in Pacific Standard time?
Pacafic Standard Time? What sort of heresy and witchcraft is this utter nonsense. God gave us Eastern Standard Time, is that not good enough for you demon worshippers!?
Fool! You presume to much my good fellow. Clearly as the sun sets in the west, so shall the day end. Pacific Standard is the Gold standard I always say. Wot wot!
Poppycock! You yanks may have your way now, but the day will come where Britannia will force Greenwich Mean Time into your ungrateful little lives, and you shall enjoy it.
Letting your rabble win that Revolution was our greatest folly. I for one blame those dastardly French.
: I do say fellow gents, has anyone been keeping track of the number of alligations being sent one way or the other? I would count for myself but I find is such a bor working with numbers and whatnot.
: Capital idea, my shiny-metal-assed friend.
...Wait. Your ass, sir. It is metal! No doubt from a wound suffered in the war, in service to your country, yes? ...yes?
: I do say fellow gents, has anyone been keeping track of the number of alligations being sent one way or the other? I would count for myself but I find is such a bor working with numbers and whatnot.
: Capital idea, my shiny-metal-assed friend.
...Wait. Your ass, sir. It is metal! No doubt from a wound suffered in the war, in service to your country, yes? ...yes?
: I applaud you chaps that travel unprotected but I prefer to keep a modicrum of distance between myself and all the grime that can come on these long trips. Its really quite comfortable once you get used to it.
: I do say fellow gents, has anyone been keeping track of the number of alligations being sent one way or the other? I would count for myself but I find is such a bor working with numbers and whatnot.
: Capital idea, my shiny-metal-assed friend.
...Wait. Your ass, sir. It is metal! No doubt from a wound suffered in the war, in service to your country, yes? ...yes?
: I applaud you chaps that travel unprotected but I prefer to keep a modicrum of distance between myself and all the grime that can come on these long trips. Its really quite comfortable once you get used to it.
: But sirrah, I wear the finest Krogan Battlemaster Armor!
Though we digress. A total count of the various allegations would be capital.
: I do say fellow gents, has anyone been keeping track of the number of alligations being sent one way or the other? I would count for myself but I find is such a bor working with numbers and whatnot.
: Capital idea, my shiny-metal-assed friend.
...Wait. Your ass, sir. It is metal! No doubt from a wound suffered in the war, in service to your country, yes? ...yes?
: I applaud you chaps that travel unprotected but I prefer to keep a modicrum of distance between myself and all the grime that can come on these long trips. Its really quite comfortable once you get used to it.
: But sirrah, I wear the finest Krogan Battlemaster Armor!
Though we digress. A total count of the various allegations would be capital.
: Indeed, I thought you were a brother in armor. How does your's handle for flexibility? I find that my own suit is great for reinforcing good posture but simply terrible when it comes to my torso. I have many a pinch mark from trying to sit down or stand up, its quite a conundrum!
: !SkyCaptain's unwillingness to vote is most peculiar. This most certainly needs looking at.
Barkley. Do you want to pull the trigger?
:Alas, were I not retired, I would shoot free throws at these mechanical hooligans. Especially the ones trying to foul out Erich Zahn.
Unfortunately, all I can do now is !vote GrimmyTOA while hoping the rest of the crew comes to their senses.
: Barkley. Your vote-shifting from one target to another is dizzying. I tentatively put my vote upon the SkyCaptain for his apparent unwillingness to vote, but now that he has changed his vote to that of the Spectral Spork, I feel I should take mine someplace where it would be more effective. You think GrimmyTOA?
:I apologize. It is quite a conundrum to make a clutch shot decision, especially with so many suspects and poor officiating.
I shall follow your lead and go with !SkyCaptain. May we make it at the buzzer.
:I apologize. It is quite a conundrum to make a clutch shot decision, especially with so many suspects and poor officiating.
I shall follow your lead and go with !SkyCaptain. May we make it at the buzzer.
: Barkley. It is almost as if you are switching your votes constantly to avoid undue attention? Surely not. After conversing with the Sky Captain, I have decided that I am in error, and he should be given time. I must therefore !Retract Sky Captain, and evalute the information.
: I do not believe that Eric is part of this conspiracy - he is far too unhinged, ha-ha! SpectralSpork however, that man seems suspicious to the nth degree!
:I apologize. It is quite a conundrum to make a clutch shot decision, especially with so many suspects and poor officiating.
I shall follow your lead and go with !SkyCaptain. May we make it at the buzzer.
: Barkley. It is almost as if you are switching your votes constantly to avoid undue attention? Surely not. After conversing with the Sky Captain, I have decided that I am in error, and he should be given time. I must therefore !Retract Sky Captain, and evalute the information.
:If anything, the vote switches would gather more undue attention, but I am not a role model.
I'm trying to figure out the best way to save Erich Zahn and SpectralSpork, as I do not believe in their guilt. As you have changed your mind about SkyCaptain as well, then back to !GrimmyTOA we should go.
Dear chap, do pardon me for my correction, but I believe that you have also overlooked one vote that was cast by myself for a Sir Lawinator, not that it should matter much as it was a lone vote. However! I do not relish the thought that any fact be overlooked as we seek out and eliminate the source of our woe.
As I said before, I do not believe Mr. Zain is an automaton... just a raving madman unable to cope with the constant tick tock and whir of grinding gears aboard this airship. It is a common affliction.
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: Not much substance there, I am afraid. One supposes that if your advices leads us astray, we can turn our attention to you. So be it, I suggest that !GrimmyTOA be thrown from the hatch, while sparing !Spectral Spork from the same fate.
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The discourse with this madman of course, not the Brandy.
It's a discourse? I thought we were mocking him.
To that end, I bid you good day, sir. Erich Zahn.
I am warning you, do not say that WORD again!
Barkley. Do you want to pull the trigger?
Unfortunately, all I can do now is !vote GrimmyTOA while hoping the rest of the crew comes to their senses.
That's absinthe, sir.
M-mock rhymes with TOCK. HE TOCKS. HE IS ONE OF THE TOCKING MENACE!
Pacafic Standard Time? What sort of heresy and witchcraft is this utter nonsense. God gave us Eastern Standard Time, is that not good enough for you demon worshippers!?
Fool! You presume to much my good fellow. Clearly as the sun sets in the west, so shall the day end. Pacific Standard is the Gold standard I always say. Wot wot!
Bully!
Poppycock! You yanks may have your way now, but the day will come where Britannia will force Greenwich Mean Time into your ungrateful little lives, and you shall enjoy it.
Letting your rabble win that Revolution was our greatest folly. I for one blame those dastardly French.
...Wait. Your ass, sir. It is metal! No doubt from a wound suffered in the war, in service to your country, yes? ...yes?
Though we digress. A total count of the various allegations would be capital.
I shall follow your lead and go with !SkyCaptain. May we make it at the buzzer.
Erich Zahn = 9 [Daius, GrimmyTOA, Julius Caezure, kime, Orange Soda, SpectralSpork, The Dagon, TheLawinator, Zellpher]
SpectralSpork = 5 [Edcrab, godmode, simonwolf, SkyCaptain, The_Reflection]
GrimmyTOA = 2 [B:L, Erich Zahn]
SkyCaptain = 2 [DevoutlyApathetic, Kay]
DevoutlyApathetic = 1 [lonelyahava]
godmode = 1 [Dunadan019]
Still to vote:
Darian
DasUberEdward
Nocturne
Verr
Good sir you are in error. Darian did indeed vote, for yours truly.
A cowardly tactic which will receive no recognition here!
I'm trying to figure out the best way to save Erich Zahn and SpectralSpork, as I do not believe in their guilt. As you have changed your mind about SkyCaptain as well, then back to !GrimmyTOA we should go.
Dear chap, do pardon me for my correction, but I believe that you have also overlooked one vote that was cast by myself for a Sir Lawinator, not that it should matter much as it was a lone vote. However! I do not relish the thought that any fact be overlooked as we seek out and eliminate the source of our woe.
As of Post 234:
Erich Zahn = 8 [Daius, GrimmyTOA, Julius Caezure, kime, Orange Soda, The Dagon, TheLawinator, Zellpher]
SpectralSpork = 5 [Edcrab, godmode, Kay, simonwolf, The_Reflection]
GrimmyTOA = 4 [B:L, Erich Zahn, SkyCaptain, SpectralSpork]
Daius = 1 [Darian]
DevoutlyApathetic = 1 [lonelyahava]
godmode = 1 [Dunadan019]
SkyCaptain = 1 [DevoutlyApathetic]
TheLawinator = 1 [Hellbunny]
Still to vote:
DasUberEdward
Nocturne
Verr