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Spiders!

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Hey, guess what? I killed a spider this morning.


    We're talking about a creature that is sometimes poisonous. A creature that likes to crawl up a person's ass and dies. A creature that lays eggs under your skin. A fucking creature that gets web in my eyes.


    I feel perfectly justified in killing them whenever they enter my house.

    Man give me one legit example of a spider crawling up and ass and dying or laying eggs under your skin and I will eat my hat.

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Quit hatin' on spiders Dubh, spiders don't even wanna lay eggs under your pale, sundeprived skin.

    and your ass? I doubt you'd leave the entrance unoccupied long enough for that to happen.

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Well, hey. Myths perpetuated by other assholes. But you know what? Fuck spiders anyway.

    Especially these and these.

    And Bwanie, just because I like a fine woman taking a strap-on to me arse is no reason for you to go telling everybody.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Dubh, you are now the forum pussy.

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Because I hate spiders?

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2009
    Yep

    You're forum pussy for the next week or two

    Better make it your title

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I second the nomination for Dubh as Forum Pussy

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Because I hate spiders?

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  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Pfff don't act like most people you guys know wouldn't squash a spider on sight.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    No because you are a pussy.


    This doesn't seem like difficult mental terrain here.

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Right. Like you never squashed a spider.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I didn't cry about it laying eggs in my ass first.

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I didn't cry about it laying eggs in my ass first.

    Which is totally what I said.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I don't squish spiders.

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I believe you, SH. You're like a spider Jesus or something.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    I second the nomination for Dubh as Forum Pussy

    he is a cat, yes

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  • Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    You guys...anymore...I swear

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    ONE NIGHT ONLY

    SEE POORLY EXECUTED THREADS

    LIVE

    SE++
    this thread is magic

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Garick wrote: »
    Don't like spiders? or do you like ants?

    You're like the equivalent of dudes who fucking set up "nature preserves" for people to shoot at caged animals.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Well, hey. Myths perpetuated by other assholes. But you know what? Fuck spiders anyway.

    Especially these and these.

    And Bwanie, just because I like a fine woman taking a strap-on to me arse is no reason for you to go telling everybody.

    My dad was bitten by a brown recluse and he gets around just fine.

    Seriously on
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    sarukun wrote: »
    Garick wrote: »
    Don't like spiders? or do you like ants?

    You're like the equivalent of dudes who fucking set up "nature preserves" for people to shoot at caged animals.
    holy fucking post of the year

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  • GarickGarick Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Well, I would have given him some veggies, but I don't exactly think he would have been up for that.
    Do you never give animals food?

    The spider was so happy besides, came up to me, dropped the ant on the ground, backed off to show me, then it did a little victory pose and picked it up again and went on its marry way.

    Honestly I've never seen a spider act anything at all like this one, need to give him/her a name!

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Ian.

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  • marty_0001marty_0001 I am a file and you put documents in meRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hee hee hee! Lookaddim chase de lil cursor!

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Garick wrote: »
    Well, I would have given him some veggies, but I don't exactly think he would have been up for that.
    Do you never give animals food?

    The spider was so happy besides, came up to me, dropped the ant on the ground, backed off to show me, then it did a little victory pose and picked it up again and went on its marry way.

    Honestly I've never seen a spider act anything at all like this one, need to give him/her a name!
    don't worry sarukun is autistic, it's cool

    you should name it Spidacus

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    the only time I ever kill a spider is if it's somewhere near my bed at night

    I don't need that fucker getting pissed at me if I turn over in my sleep and biting my ass

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    the only time I can recall having to kill a spider was once when I was driving and somehow the little guy got into the car and was dangling in front of me and threatening to drop onto my shoulder while driving.

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  • adejaanadejaan Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I moved into a new apartment for my internship a month ago, and in that time I've killed 13 spiders and found one more dead one in my computer. I have to be here until the end of July. /wrists

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  • BasilBasil Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Garick wrote: »
    Well, I would have given him some veggies, but I don't exactly think he would have been up for that.
    Do you never give animals food?

    The spider was so happy besides, came up to me, dropped the ant on the ground, backed off to show me, then it did a little victory pose and picked it up again and went on its marry way.

    Honestly I've never seen a spider act anything at all like this one, need to give him/her a name!

    This is the coolest spider ever.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'm watching Into the Wild and Emile Hirsch looks so much like my old roommate

    freaking me ouuut

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Into the Wild D:

    I do love some Jon Krakauer, though

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    and oh my god now he looks exactly like my girlfriend's ex-boyfriend

    I'm having a hard time with this

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Garrick, you should leave some more ants around for him. Little fellow is obviously trying to bond.

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