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World Cup Prostitutes

scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
edited June 2009 in Social Entropy++
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8096874.stm
Zimbabwe
The deputy head teacher of a large school with 1,500 pupils east of Victoria Falls told the BBC that hundreds of her female students are now selling their bodies for whatever they can get.

Throughout my conversation with the deputy head, two small teenage girls in threadbare school uniforms sat watching from a brick wall by the playground. Both are orphans.

The older one, who is 14, said she knows many girls here who have become prostitutes.

This is likely the most disturbing thing I've ever heard about soccer hooligans
There is also evidence that many girls are being targeted by child traffickers, Save the Children's country director Rachel Pounds says.

They are thought to have plans to send young Zimbabwean girls to South Africa to work as prostitutes during next year's football World Cup finals.

Is there a correlation between celebrating your team's victory or mourning their loss by having sex with a 12-year-old girl? Maybe some of the more hardcore footballer types can fill the rest of us in, here.

because seriously what the fuck

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hehe, Rachel Pounds.

    Seriously though this sounds horrible.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    alternatively, facebook.com/world.cup.prostitutes would have been an excellent username.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Woah

    We're going to need for you to hold up on this depressing thread until the Korea one runs its course

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    But, this thread has hookers.

    Edit: DO NOT GIS Rachel Pounds, it gets your exactly what you expect.

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    what in the shit.

    Started out great with a thread about love. Then BAM, spiders and now this.

    Goddamn

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    Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    See, I was about to make jokes.

    But sex trafficking is kinda hard to joke about.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    But man, Rachel Pounds. Come on, try NOT to giggle at that.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    they grow up so fast

    it's probably hormones in the milk

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    quick, everybody make more threads

    Not my fault someone decided "spiders" was a better topic for abject horror and disillusionment in the world.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The guy isn't even horrified by the spider

    And he has no pictures

    We can keep this thread

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    If it's any consolation Scarlet, i was horrified and disillusioned by your thread. but then Rachel Pounds brought me right out of it.

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    animal companionanimal companion xenomortis Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    There is also evidence that many girls are being targeted by child traffickers, Save the Children's country director Rachel Pounds says.

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    :?:

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    She should've married into a better name like Rachel Ray. Before she was Rachel Ray she was Rachel Hitlersexton. I mean, there are precedents for these kinds of things.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    quick, everybody make more threads

    Not my fault someone decided "spiders" was a better topic for abject horror and disillusionment in the world.

    this is the first post in 2009 to make me laugh out loud

    EXCELSIOR

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    It's things like this that make soccer the worst sport.

    No wait, it's the fact that it sucks that makes it the worst sport.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I knew a girl named Ima Henderson. She has since married a man with the last name Whoar. or some some spelling like that.

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    Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I like that out of threads about Child Prostitution and Spiders, people are freaking out about the freaking Spider thread.

    See, now I'm going to sleep depressed. Ruined my Love Thread high.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    There is also evidence that many girls are being targeted by child traffickers, Save the Children's country director Rachel Pounds says.

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    :?:

    Well, yeah, I mean, a big budget Hollywood movie targeted at making an assfuckload of money is roughly equivalent to a bunch of girls being shipped down for soccer fans.

    I mean, I watch the World Cup. Avidly, even. This is just. I mean. To think that the World Cup is going to bring people in who will see some guy on the corner with a "12-year-old Tugjob" sign and decide hey that's a good fucking deal? That's what's killin' me.

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I like that out of threads about Child Prostitution and Spiders, people are freaking out about the freaking Spider thread.

    See, now I'm going to sleep depressed. Ruined my Love Thread high.

    Child prostitution doesn't hide in my bath towel and jump out at me and almost make me kill myself.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    I like that out of threads about Child Prostitution and Spiders, people are freaking out about the freaking Spider thread.

    See, now I'm going to sleep depressed. Ruined my Love Thread high.

    Child prostitution doesn't hide in my bath towel and jump out at me and almost make me kill myself.
    "I don't want to do that but life is so difficult, so very difficult. Both my parents are dead and I rarely see my two sisters. Recently I stood by the river and I thought about throwing myself in but I didn't. I don't know why."

    She didn't kill herself either. Spiders probably are worse, after all.

    LOCK THIS THREAD PLZ

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    Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    I like that out of threads about Child Prostitution and Spiders, people are freaking out about the freaking Spider thread.

    See, now I'm going to sleep depressed. Ruined my Love Thread high.

    Child prostitution doesn't hide in my bath towel and jump out at me and almost make me kill myself.

    Not yet, it doesn't.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    I like that out of threads about Child Prostitution and Spiders, people are freaking out about the freaking Spider thread.

    See, now I'm going to sleep depressed. Ruined my Love Thread high.

    Child prostitution doesn't hide in my bath towel and jump out at me and almost make me kill myself.

    trying to go to sleep

    reading in bed

    roll over to turn the light off and there's just an enormous hairy child prostitution on the pillow next to you

    *shudder*

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I don't find spiders scary. Except that one time i woke up covered in spiders, that was scary because i was inside some one's house. I had fallen asleep outside.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    quick, everybody make more threads

    Not my fault someone decided "spiders" was a better topic for abject horror and disillusionment in the world.

    this is the first post in 2009 to make me laugh out loud

    EXCELSIOR

    Everyone else is going to bed depressed, but man, I'm glowing with satisfaction.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    article doesn't mention the normal going price for one..

    for research of course

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    worldcupnegresses.com :?:

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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Maybe I'm just really cynical, but I'm not really surprised or shocked by this at all.

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    HoA-playerHoA-player Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Stories like this crop up before every world cup.

    When the last one was held in Germany some papers were all up in arms about those poor Eastern European girls that were supposedly being shipped to Germany.

    After the Cup was over the police said there was no noticeable increase in human shipping or prostitution.

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I don't get it

    how is this news

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    SOCCER HOOLIGANS ARE PEDOPHILES WITH JUNGLE FEVER.
    ONCE AGAIN PROVING AMERICAN FOOTBALL TO BE SUPERIOR.

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    moocowmoocow Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Melding wrote: »
    I don't find spiders scary. Except that one time i woke up covered in spiders, that was scary because i was inside some one's house. I had fallen asleep outside.

    did

    did the spiders

    carry you inside?

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