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My mum and her partner are just back from visiting my uncle, he lives in Muff in Donegal, I remember years ago there was a muff service station, and a top muff garage, sadly these are no longer there, however there is still the Muff diving school and the Muff Festival. I just had to share this with you all..
Dude's totally got mind bullets. You guys best be watching your backs. Although it's not like you can really dodge something like that. Not like real bullets. Which I dodge all the time in my day job.
Do you know what I hate? When you're in Pennsylvania and you think you're heading towards Intercourse, but you take a wrong turn and end up in Blue Ball.
Chalmers: Skinner! How could you put this boy on with that horrible material? Skinner: Well, it really did seem funny in rehearsal. Nelson: And he didn't even get to his Ubangi routine. Chalmers: Ha ha ha, laugh it up, ya punks. 'Cause you and Jan Murray here just cost our town the Olympics. Bart: Hey, Chalmers, where you from? Chalmers: Ah, well, I was born in Queens, went to Ball State, then made the move to Intercourse, Pennsylvania. Eh, why do you ask? Skinner: Uh, don't worry, sir! I'll teach these children some respect for their town. I'm assigning each of you 20 hours of community service!
*everyone groans* Ralph: Intercourse? Nelson: What if we refuse? Skinner: You won't pass to the next grade! Nelson: I fail to see the threat. Chalmers: Skinner! Good idea. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to my vacation at Lake Titicaca. Let's see you make a joke out of that, Mr. Smartguy.
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hah
ROBIN FALLS
WHO KNEW
This will haunt me forever.
ROBIN FALLS
WHO KNEW
Ahahahahaha
this thread sucks
ROBIN FALLS
WHO KNEW
Hopefully you don't run into Charlie.
i swear to god i'll kill you
im a celtic fan
i'm pretty sure i may have killed before
Just show them a glimpse of some dong and there'll be no trouble at all.
you're a soccer hooligan who wears track pants everywhere and hits on his semi-attractive cousin
I'm terrified
That'll help take care of this brush.
In many areas of work you have to wear muffs to keep from going deaf.
Thanks for spelling that out.
Charlie don't surf.
Muffs on our ears? Next you'll be trying to sell me face clams or mushrooms as hats.
Ha! and this one is only funny when you can't see how it's spelt! aha!
what, the incorrect usage of your?
Listen man, I been in the shit, man!
I could tell you stories that'd turn your fuckin' hair white.
Now put money in my cup, I have drugs to buy.
Skinner: Well, it really did seem funny in rehearsal.
Nelson: And he didn't even get to his Ubangi routine.
Chalmers: Ha ha ha, laugh it up, ya punks. 'Cause you and Jan Murray here just cost our town the Olympics.
Bart: Hey, Chalmers, where you from?
Chalmers: Ah, well, I was born in Queens, went to Ball State, then made the move to Intercourse, Pennsylvania. Eh, why do you ask?
Skinner: Uh, don't worry, sir! I'll teach these children some respect for their town. I'm assigning each of you 20 hours of community service!
*everyone groans*
Ralph: Intercourse?
Nelson: What if we refuse?
Skinner: You won't pass to the next grade!
Nelson: I fail to see the threat.
Chalmers: Skinner! Good idea. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to my vacation at Lake Titicaca. Let's see you make a joke out of that, Mr. Smartguy.
The sign below says: Please, not so fast!
as a cop, he's the garda (irish police) of muff
muff is at his beck and call
English phonetic pronounciation:
Faak-ah-papa
Or just say 'Fuck a papa' fairly fast.
It's one that often causes tourists to giggle on a semi-regular basis.
Perhaps because they never visit Waiwhakamukau ('Why-fuck-a-moo-cow').