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Oh I'm sorry, your're not tall enough!

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Yeah the last section of the game had some pretty intense stuff

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    the only 2 bad things I can say about the game were the shitass bugs

    and calling pyramid head "boogeyman"

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I am too blond to donate sperm

    how stupid is that?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    I am too blond to donate sperm

    how stupid is that?

    Whatever Casper Milquetoast

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Being 6'4" is awesome

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    I am too blond to donate sperm

    how stupid is that?

    they don't want the babies goose-stepping out

    hitler

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    I am too blond to donate sperm

    how stupid is that?

    Too blonde? Whats wrong with blonde?

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    I am too blond to donate sperm

    how stupid is that?

    Go back to Germany, mein heir.

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hi5 DrIanMalcolm!

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The thing about really tall guys is they tend to look a little horsey

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    the only 2 bad things I can say about the game were the shitass bugs

    and calling pyramid head "boogeyman"

    I liked the enemy designs but I did not like the way they wouldn't leave you alone, ever

    I guess I'm too used to the old retarded blind enemies

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Liiya wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    I am too blond to donate sperm

    how stupid is that?

    Too blonde? Whats wrong with blonde?

    on the 'tall, dark, and handsome' scale, i fall a bit short on the dark

    also the handsome

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    DrIanMalcolm wrote: »
    Being 6'4" is awesome

    We should have a club.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    it's like sperm banks are trying to create a master race all by themselves

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Redeemer wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    the only 2 bad things I can say about the game were the shitass bugs

    and calling pyramid head "boogeyman"

    I liked the enemy designs but I did not like the way they wouldn't leave you alone, ever

    I guess I'm too used to the old retarded blind enemies

    yeah, the constantly spawning ferals and schisms were pretty terrible, but if you just ran wherever you needed to go, you go pretty much ignore anything in the streets

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    I'm 5'10" and I get called short pretty often.

    I'm 5'9" and I feel short pretty often.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    im like 5'10 5'11 i forget

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    I am too blond to donate sperm

    how stupid is that?

    Too blonde? Whats wrong with blonde?

    on the 'tall, dark, and handsome' scale, i fall a bit short on the dark

    also the handsome

    Pfft. Whatever happened to a bit of diversity?

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    it's like sperm banks are trying to create a master race all by themselves

    Except they're apparently rejecting blondes now, which doesn't sound very master racey to me

    Earth will soon fall under the tyrannical rule of the behemoth brunette

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'm shorter than all of you combined.

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  • mastmanmastman Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Gattaca all up ins. I watched taht recently, it's on Watch Instantly on Netflix.

    I am superior genes, 6' 3"

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Liiya wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    I am too blond to donate sperm

    how stupid is that?

    Too blonde? Whats wrong with blonde?

    on the 'tall, dark, and handsome' scale, i fall a bit short on the dark

    also the handsome

    Pfft. Whatever happened to a bit of diversity?

    You know who else liked diversity? Hit-

    Hmm. I may have inadvertently written myself into a corner here.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    it's like sperm banks are trying to create a master race all by themselves

    Except they're apparently rejecting blondes now, which doesn't sound very master racey to me

    Earth will soon fall under the tyrannical rule of the behemoth brunette

    except, despite their height, they won't be behemoths

    i'm also too heavy to donate sperm

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    also, nurses would ignore you if you walked and turned your light off, and lurkers would walk around like idiots too

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    vsove wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    I am too blond to donate sperm

    how stupid is that?

    Too blonde? Whats wrong with blonde?

    on the 'tall, dark, and handsome' scale, i fall a bit short on the dark

    also the handsome

    Pfft. Whatever happened to a bit of diversity?

    You know who else liked diversity? Hit-

    Hmm. I may have inadvertently written myself into a corner here.

    Hahaha :lol:

    Liiya on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    it's like sperm banks are trying to create a master race all by themselves

    Except they're apparently rejecting blondes now, which doesn't sound very master racey to me

    Earth will soon fall under the tyrannical rule of the behemoth brunette

    except, despite their height, they won't be behemoths

    i'm also too heavy to donate sperm
    Sell it yourself then. Like a Wook lemonade stand all built by hand and words spelled wrong. Except instead of lemonade, you have jizz on the menu.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    also, nurses would ignore you if you walked and turned your light off, and lurkers would walk around like idiots too

    Haha, yeah. It was fun mimicking the movie like that
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I'm shorter than all of you combined.

    I always thought you were super tall. This is disappointing

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Redeemer wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    also, nurses would ignore you if you walked and turned your light off, and lurkers would walk around like idiots too

    Haha, yeah. It was fun mimicking the movie like that
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I'm shorter than all of you combined.

    I always thought you were super tall. This is disappointing

    Two of me makes half a vsove.

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    An exroommate of mine is 4'9", she is so tiny.

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Darmak wrote: »
    An exroommate of mine is 4'9", she is so tiny.

    This makes me feel better, I am only 5ft1" :(

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    This feels like the Archaeologist Sketch

    6'5''

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Darmak wrote: »
    An exroommate of mine was 4'9", she is so tiny.

    Put her in pigtails and a schoolgirl outfit.

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The Otaku Suppository wrote: »
    This feels like the Archaeologist Sketch

    6'5''

    Let's see how tall you are without your legs!

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    My wife is only 5ft tall. When we were dating she used to get asked if she wanted the kiddy menu all the time. Fucking hilarious.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    it's like sperm banks are trying to create a master race all by themselves

    Except they're apparently rejecting blondes now, which doesn't sound very master racey to me

    Earth will soon fall under the tyrannical rule of the behemoth brunette

    why on earth would they be ejecting blondes?

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  • pinenut_canarypinenut_canary Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I am 6'4". When I went to Korea to visit my family and friends, I towered above everyone, and got free food at restaurants. But they wouldn't let me on a few rides at this theme park because I was too tall. That was a first.

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    pinenut_canary wrote: »
    I am 6'4". When I went to Korea to visit my family and friends, I towered above everyone, and got free food at restaurants. But they wouldn't let me on a few rides at this theme park because I was too tall. That was a first.

    Free food for being tall?

    Damn.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    pinenut_canary wrote: »
    I am 6'4". When I went to Korea to visit my family and friends, I towered above everyone, and got free food at restaurants. But they wouldn't let me on a few rides at this theme park because I was too tall. That was a first.

    decapitation is pretty fast o the other hand

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    vsove wrote: »
    DrIanMalcolm wrote: »
    Being 6'4" is awesome

    We should have a club.

    And our own section on airplanes

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  • pinenut_canarypinenut_canary Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Can I join? I'd like to join.

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