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Scarface? More like starface ey whot
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DONT WORRY THIS WONT HURT A BIT
Since this happened like an hour away from where i live, i figured i'd post about this.
tl;dr girl says tattoo artist put 56 stars on her face when she only asked for three. More pictures at the bottom here, article in dutch. Here
edit: forget a picture
Picture of the Family
Since this happened like an hour away from where i live, i figured i'd post about this.
Kimberley Vlaminck, 18, claimed that she asked for only three stars to be tattooed near her left eye as a present from her father, Diego, who was upholding a family tradition of tattoos.
"My father wanted to pay because in our family everyone has a tattoo," she said.
As her father ate an ice cream outside, Miss Vlaeminck claims she fell asleep before waking up to find her face covered in the "nightmare" tattoos.
"When he started to tattoo me, I did not feel pain and I fell asleep. I awoke as he tattooed me on the nose and I saw what he had done. I counted 56 stars," she said.
"I cannot go out on to the street, I am so embarrassed. I just look ugly, a freak, mutilated."
tl;dr girl says tattoo artist put 56 stars on her face when she only asked for three. More pictures at the bottom here, article in dutch. Here
edit: forget a picture
Picture of the Family
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secondly, what kind of man takes 56 stars to eat an ice cream
You could say he was starstruck.
It'd be a smiling dick or something
But we're just getting started!
It was that horrible mischievous magical white dwarf.
What a conversation piece
requesting porn right now
e: also she doesn't look so bad with the stars tattooed all over her face
This image, only a blackbird instead of philip marlowe himself, cigarette hanging from beak
I have a weird idea of how it would look but obviously I need to talk to artists and stuff
and it wouldn't include all of the background crap or the watermark or the color obviously
who starts a family tradition of getting tattoos
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
Video about the thing, its in dutch though. Also you guys should check out the bottom of the second link, 7 pictures including the family and the dude who tattood her who is just, fucked up beyond belief. I don't know how to download them, they're in a slideshow thingy.
but man they're so bad they got me seeing stars
this is a rather nebulous attempt
Does that make me that guy.
It isn't a love one.
It is this one.
http://www.emdot.com/april/whengoddecided_cummings.html
ah ha ha ha ha ha ha
you are a delight
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Novae she could have slept through all of those stars.
Yeah I ran out pretty quick. Oh well.
Edit: Oh christ, I only just got that
well done, Kovak
Get it on your penis
E.E. Cummings sucks dicks
Tattoos don't hurt, but they certainly aren't something you sleep through.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
all the puns
the way you people are mooning over this poor girl
Apparently she was pleased with the result, right up untill her father saw it and was like "what the hell".
You're just sorry you're not as mercurial as the rest of us.
We have grammar for a reason, jerk