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Canada_jezus
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So this guy i know from some dinky little forum years ago messages me. We talk from time to time, but thats about it. He's a 44 year old that's been homeless a while and now works as first line tech support.
THEN THIS
(12:59:48 AM) dudeiknow: Are you ignoring me?
(1:01:06 AM) JadeMonkAy: uh no
(1:01:08 AM) JadeMonkAy: why?
(1:01:20 AM) JadeMonkAy: if you've been sending messages, i've not been getting them
(1:10:14 AM) dudeiknow: I asked if you want to jack off with me
(1:10:30 AM) JadeMonkAy: hahah
(1:10:30 AM) dudeiknow: Matt went offline
(1:10:35 AM) JadeMonkAy: I did not get that message
(1:10:38 AM) JadeMonkAy: Yeah he needed to sleep
(1:10:40 AM) JadeMonkAy: work tomorrow
(1:11:06 AM) dudeiknow: He's my goto guy
(1:11:34 AM) dudeiknow: So?
(1:11:37 AM) JadeMonkAy: Ah no i'm good
(1:11:38 AM) JadeMonkAy: thanks
(1:12:12 AM) dudeiknow: Darn
(1:12:26 AM) JadeMonkAy: Sorry i kinda did that part of my day already
(1:12:52 AM) dudeiknow: Lucky
aim of the other dude changed.
So what kind of cool things have you dudes been talking about.
THEN THIS
(12:59:48 AM) dudeiknow: Are you ignoring me?
(1:01:06 AM) JadeMonkAy: uh no
(1:01:08 AM) JadeMonkAy: why?
(1:01:20 AM) JadeMonkAy: if you've been sending messages, i've not been getting them
(1:10:14 AM) dudeiknow: I asked if you want to jack off with me
(1:10:30 AM) JadeMonkAy: hahah
(1:10:30 AM) dudeiknow: Matt went offline
(1:10:35 AM) JadeMonkAy: I did not get that message
(1:10:38 AM) JadeMonkAy: Yeah he needed to sleep
(1:10:40 AM) JadeMonkAy: work tomorrow
(1:11:06 AM) dudeiknow: He's my goto guy
(1:11:34 AM) dudeiknow: So?
(1:11:37 AM) JadeMonkAy: Ah no i'm good
(1:11:38 AM) JadeMonkAy: thanks
(1:12:12 AM) dudeiknow: Darn
(1:12:26 AM) JadeMonkAy: Sorry i kinda did that part of my day already
(1:12:52 AM) dudeiknow: Lucky
aim of the other dude changed.
So what kind of cool things have you dudes been talking about.
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[17:03] Kovak Stardust: he just says to me
[17:03] Kovak Stardust: he says
[17:03] Kovak Stardust: man im going to be so pissed off in art
[17:03] Kovak Stardust: just sitting there
[17:03] Kovak Stardust: knowing that i could be doing something better with my time
[17:03] Kovak Stardust: like getting fucked up
[17:03] Kovak Stardust: its wednesday night
[17:03] graveswaslike: ha
[17:03] Kovak Stardust: as if
[17:03] Kovak Stardust: its wednesday night
[17:03] Kovak Stardust: was reason
[17:03] Kovak Stardust: why he should be getting fucked up
[17:04] graveswaslike: hahahahaha
[17:04] Kovak Stardust: also
[17:04] Kovak Stardust: this all occured
[17:04] Kovak Stardust: right after we had smoked a bowl
[17:04] Kovak Stardust: in the volcano
I mean he only has the net via his cellphone. So i'm like how would this even work.
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why are you that guy
thiswasmeissnerdsidea
Man, that seems like it'd be a lot of trouble to jerk off and text on your cell phone at the same time
Volcano like, the vaporizer?
Well exactly, though i have no idea what the pad looks like on a blackberry.
I hope there is
You mean you don't enjoy people talking about how they got high
give him a present
Skull and I shoot the shit occasionally
And also I call Swordfights "Faglord Maximus"
But that's about it
What do you suggest? My dick in a box?
only if they are afroman
it's not as lonely
jack off with him
It's my default instant messenger.
i'll try to fuck the bride, it'll set him free.
SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:01:36 PM): I do not need to know about evolution
SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:01:38 PM): Or organelles
SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:01:46 PM): Or cats that may not be dead
alexpro630 (10:01:53 PM): I think you can actually make a fuckton of money as an intelligent prostitute
alexpro630 (10:02:00 PM): They're called like escorts
alexpro630 (10:02:19 PM): And you just hang out with a bunch of older men and talk about stuff and sometimes have sex
alexpro630 (10:03:00 PM): Maybe this is the career for you?
SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:03:15 PM): I thought that was a geisha? *Laughs* I told my mom once that I thought I'd be a good geisha
SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:03:18 PM): She thought it was funny
alexpro630 (10:03:25 PM): Haha
alexpro630 (10:03:27 PM): Yes
alexpro630 (10:03:34 PM): You would be a Geisha
alexpro630 (10:03:40 PM): So you could hang out with Asians
SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:04:40 PM): *Laughs* YEAH
SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:04:41 PM): DUH
Mostly I just hang out in the vent server, it's where everybody knows my name.
Yeah I only use MSN because Pony's AIM is fucked up and doesn't work
i don't get it
(11:12:17 PM) flintlockfellow: truf
(11:12:22 PM) flintlockfellow: i am
(11:12:26 PM) flintlockfellow: always faggin around
(11:12:32 PM) FAQShine: that is why
(11:13:08 PM) FAQShine: did you know by faggit I meant gay
(11:13:18 PM) FAQShine: just so you know what you are admitting to here
(11:13:29 PM) flintlockfellow: what!
(11:13:31 PM) flintlockfellow: i thought
(11:13:38 PM) flintlockfellow: you meant i was a bundle of sticks
(11:13:43 PM) FAQShine: NO
(11:13:49 PM) flintlockfellow: i will have you no i am not joyous!
(11:14:12 PM) FAQShine: I MEANT A MAN WHO ENJOYS LIKE 12 DICKS
(11:14:19 PM) FAQShine: in various places
(11:14:26 PM) FAQShine: places you won't find on any map
(11:14:42 PM) flintlockfellow: what's your obsession with guys named richard
(11:14:47 PM) flintlockfellow: and the placing thereof
(11:14:51 PM) flintlockfellow: that's pretty strange
(11:15:40 PM) flintlockfellow: weird-o
(11:15:40 PM) FAQShine: I got a richard for you
(11:15:45 PM) FAQShine: right
(11:15:46 PM) FAQShine: her
(11:15:48 PM) FAQShine: e
(11:15:49 PM) FAQShine: in
(11:15:50 PM) flintlockfellow: really? what's his name
(11:15:52 PM) FAQShine: my
(11:15:54 PM) flintlockfellow: last name
(11:15:55 PM) FAQShine: pants
(11:15:56 PM) flintlockfellow: i mean
(11:16:06 PM) flintlockfellow: why do you have a dude in your pants!!
(11:16:11 PM) flintlockfellow: wait
(11:16:16 PM) FAQShine: his last name is richard also
(11:16:16 PM) flintlockfellow: your name is richard oh i get it
(11:16:17 PM) flintlockfellow: phew
(11:16:30 PM) FAQShine: he has like two names
(11:16:31 PM) flintlockfellow: i thought for a second you were referring to laying with another man
(11:16:44 PM) FAQShine: of course not
(11:16:47 PM) flintlockfellow: which i shudder to even
(11:16:48 PM) flintlockfellow: think of
(11:17:05 PM) FAQShine: bemis one day you will get shot
(11:17:43 PM) flintlockfellow: by a photographer?
(11:17:46 PM) flintlockfellow: that'd be awesome
(11:17:58 PM) FAQShine: BY LEE HARVEY OSWALD
(11:18:11 PM) flintlockfellow: is he famous can i get a link to his portfolio?
(11:18:20 PM) FAQShine: yes
(11:18:26 PM) FAQShine: in 24 hours
(11:18:32 PM) flintlockfellow: oh
(11:18:36 PM) flintlockfellow: uh okay!
hoho man, hanging with asians. Truly the american dream.
I, too use Pidgin. It means I don't have to run AIM and MSN at the same time, and works as a Jabber client that I can use for EVE stuff.
Maybe that's why it's in spoilers
(9:45:44 PM) flintlockfellow: hey dogg
(9:45:50 PM) bryarr: Did you need me or anything
(9:45:58 PM) flintlockfellow: only your body
(9:46:03 PM) bryarr: Oh okay
(9:46:03 PM) bryarr: Which
(9:46:09 PM) flintlockfellow: all of it
(9:46:10 PM) bryarr: May be in prison soon
(9:46:12 PM) bryarr: Or dead
(9:46:16 PM) flintlockfellow: um okay
(9:46:24 PM) bryarr: I just went to the grocery store with my buddy
(9:46:42 PM) bryarr: And when we were done we decided we weren't gonna bother my parents and have them pick us up so we just walked the groceries home
(9:46:53 PM) bryarr: And appaaaaaaaaaaarently taking the cart is illegal
(9:47:14 PM) flintlockfellow: so what happened
(9:47:26 PM) bryarr: I don't know but there are employees driving around looking for the cart
(9:47:34 PM) bryarr: I am just gonna hide it
(9:47:35 PM) flintlockfellow: hahah what the fuck REALLY
(9:47:52 PM) flintlockfellow: CART HAS GONE MISSING FROM SECTOR 8
(9:47:56 PM) flintlockfellow: DISPATCH ENFORCERS