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Aim and gay dating

Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
edited June 2009 in Social Entropy++
So this guy i know from some dinky little forum years ago messages me. We talk from time to time, but thats about it. He's a 44 year old that's been homeless a while and now works as first line tech support.

THEN THIS

(12:59:48 AM) dudeiknow: Are you ignoring me?
(1:01:06 AM) JadeMonkAy: uh no
(1:01:08 AM) JadeMonkAy: why?
(1:01:20 AM) JadeMonkAy: if you've been sending messages, i've not been getting them
(1:10:14 AM) dudeiknow: I asked if you want to jack off with me
(1:10:30 AM) JadeMonkAy: hahah
(1:10:30 AM) dudeiknow: Matt went offline
(1:10:35 AM) JadeMonkAy: I did not get that message
(1:10:38 AM) JadeMonkAy: Yeah he needed to sleep
(1:10:40 AM) JadeMonkAy: work tomorrow
(1:11:06 AM) dudeiknow: He's my goto guy
(1:11:34 AM) dudeiknow: So?
(1:11:37 AM) JadeMonkAy: Ah no i'm good
(1:11:38 AM) JadeMonkAy: thanks
(1:12:12 AM) dudeiknow: Darn
(1:12:26 AM) JadeMonkAy: Sorry i kinda did that part of my day already
(1:12:52 AM) dudeiknow: Lucky

aim of the other dude changed.

So what kind of cool things have you dudes been talking about.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    What

    I don't even

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    what

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    [17:03] Kovak Stardust: so my roommate
    [17:03] Kovak Stardust: he just says to me
    [17:03] Kovak Stardust: he says
    [17:03] Kovak Stardust: man im going to be so pissed off in art
    [17:03] Kovak Stardust: just sitting there
    [17:03] Kovak Stardust: knowing that i could be doing something better with my time
    [17:03] Kovak Stardust: like getting fucked up
    [17:03] Kovak Stardust: its wednesday night
    [17:03] graveswaslike: ha
    [17:03] Kovak Stardust: as if
    [17:03] Kovak Stardust: its wednesday night
    [17:03] Kovak Stardust: was reason
    [17:03] Kovak Stardust: why he should be getting fucked up
    [17:04] graveswaslike: hahahahaha
    [17:04] Kovak Stardust: also
    [17:04] Kovak Stardust: this all occured
    [17:04] Kovak Stardust: right after we had smoked a bowl
    [17:04] Kovak Stardust: in the volcano

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Man, you're so insensitive, not jacking off with some guy you know.

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    Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Man, you're so insensitive, not jacking off with some guy you know.

    I mean he only has the net via his cellphone. So i'm like how would this even work.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Seriously, just jack off with the guy. What's the harm.

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    [17:03] Kovak Stardust: so my roommate
    [17:03] Kovak Stardust: he just says to me
    [17:03] Kovak Stardust: he says
    [17:03] Kovak Stardust: man im going to be so pissed off in art
    [17:03] Kovak Stardust: just sitting there
    [17:03] Kovak Stardust: knowing that i could be doing something better with my time
    [17:03] Kovak Stardust: like getting fucked up
    [17:03] Kovak Stardust: its wednesday night
    [17:03] graveswaslike: ha
    [17:03] Kovak Stardust: as if
    [17:03] Kovak Stardust: its wednesday night
    [17:03] Kovak Stardust: was reason
    [17:03] Kovak Stardust: why he should be getting fucked up
    [17:04] graveswaslike: hahahahaha
    [17:04] Kovak Stardust: also
    [17:04] Kovak Stardust: this all occured
    [17:04] Kovak Stardust: right after we had smoked a bowl
    [17:04] Kovak Stardust: in the volcano

    why are you that guy

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Aim chat room

    thiswasmeissnerdsidea

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Canada_jezus wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Man, you're so insensitive, not jacking off with some guy you know.

    I mean he only has the net via his cellphone. So i'm like how would this even work.

    Man, that seems like it'd be a lot of trouble to jerk off and text on your cell phone at the same time

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    iguess someone has to be

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    [17:03] Kovak Stardust: so my roommate
    [17:03] Kovak Stardust: he just says to me
    [17:03] Kovak Stardust: he says
    [17:03] Kovak Stardust: man im going to be so pissed off in art
    [17:03] Kovak Stardust: just sitting there
    [17:03] Kovak Stardust: knowing that i could be doing something better with my time
    [17:03] Kovak Stardust: like getting fucked up
    [17:03] Kovak Stardust: its wednesday night
    [17:03] graveswaslike: ha
    [17:03] Kovak Stardust: as if
    [17:03] Kovak Stardust: its wednesday night
    [17:03] Kovak Stardust: was reason
    [17:03] Kovak Stardust: why he should be getting fucked up
    [17:04] graveswaslike: hahahahaha
    [17:04] Kovak Stardust: also
    [17:04] Kovak Stardust: this all occured
    [17:04] Kovak Stardust: right after we had smoked a bowl
    [17:04] Kovak Stardust: in the volcano


    Volcano like, the vaporizer?

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    Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Canada_jezus wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Man, you're so insensitive, not jacking off with some guy you know.

    I mean he only has the net via his cellphone. So i'm like how would this even work.

    Man, that seems like it'd be a lot of trouble to jerk off and text on your cell phone at the same time

    Well exactly, though i have no idea what the pad looks like on a blackberry.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    yeah

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    Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Also i know "matt" so you know, thats pretty weird now. Since he's you know, engaged to be married and all.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    is there still a rule about talking about weed

    I hope there is

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I don't know if I can find a conversation that I'd be okay posting without the other person's consent

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    is there still a rule about talking about weed

    I hope there is

    You mean you don't enjoy people talking about how they got high

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Canada_jezus wrote: »
    Also i know "matt" so you know, thats pretty weird now. Since he's you know, engaged to be married and all.

    give him a present

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Pony torments me by telling me awesome things about the Champions Online beta

    Skull and I shoot the shit occasionally

    And also I call Swordfights "Faglord Maximus"

    But that's about it

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    Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Canada_jezus wrote: »
    Also i know "matt" so you know, thats pretty weird now. Since he's you know, engaged to be married and all.

    give him a present

    What do you suggest? My dick in a box?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    is there still a rule about talking about weed

    I hope there is

    You mean you don't enjoy people talking about how they got high

    only if they are afroman

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I love jackin' it with other dudes on webcam
    it's not as lonely

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    is there still a rule about talking about weed

    I hope there is

    You mean you don't enjoy people talking about how they got sooooooo high, maaaaaan

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I don't use AIM anymore. I should maybe, to talk to you dudes occasionally.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Canada_jezus wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Canada_jezus wrote: »
    Also i know "matt" so you know, thats pretty weird now. Since he's you know, engaged to be married and all.

    give him a present

    What do you suggest? My dick in a box?

    jack off with him

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i haven't used AIM since aols roamed the earth

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'm on aim.

    It's my default instant messenger.

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    Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    jack off with him

    i'll try to fuck the bride, it'll set him free.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:01:31 PM): I will be a hooker when I grow up
    SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:01:36 PM): I do not need to know about evolution
    SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:01:38 PM): Or organelles
    SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:01:46 PM): Or cats that may not be dead
    alexpro630 (10:01:53 PM): I think you can actually make a fuckton of money as an intelligent prostitute
    alexpro630 (10:02:00 PM): They're called like escorts
    alexpro630 (10:02:19 PM): And you just hang out with a bunch of older men and talk about stuff and sometimes have sex
    alexpro630 (10:03:00 PM): Maybe this is the career for you?
    SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:03:15 PM): I thought that was a geisha? *Laughs* I told my mom once that I thought I'd be a good geisha
    SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:03:18 PM): She thought it was funny
    alexpro630 (10:03:25 PM): Haha
    alexpro630 (10:03:27 PM): Yes
    alexpro630 (10:03:34 PM): You would be a Geisha
    alexpro630 (10:03:40 PM): So you could hang out with Asians
    SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:04:40 PM): *Laughs* YEAH
    SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:04:41 PM): DUH

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i feel awkward instant messaging

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I use Pidgin because I really don't care for IM that much and it seems to be an easy way to reach people who do.

    Mostly I just hang out in the vent server, it's where everybody knows my name.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Metzger Meister wrote: »
    I'm on aim.

    It's my default instant messenger.

    Yeah I only use MSN because Pony's AIM is fucked up and doesn't work

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:01:31 PM): I will be a hooker when I grow up
    SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:01:36 PM): I do not need to know about evolution
    SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:01:38 PM): Or organelles
    SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:01:46 PM): Or cats that may not be dead
    alexpro630 (10:01:53 PM): I think you can actually make a fuckton of money as an intelligent prostitute
    alexpro630 (10:02:00 PM): They're called like escorts
    alexpro630 (10:02:19 PM): And you just hang out with a bunch of older men and talk about stuff and sometimes have sex
    alexpro630 (10:03:00 PM): Maybe this is the career for you?
    SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:03:15 PM): I thought that was a geisha? *Laughs* I told my mom once that I thought I'd be a good geisha
    SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:03:18 PM): She thought it was funny
    alexpro630 (10:03:25 PM): Haha
    alexpro630 (10:03:27 PM): Yes
    alexpro630 (10:03:34 PM): You would be a Geisha
    alexpro630 (10:03:40 PM): So you could hang out with Asians
    SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:04:40 PM): *Laughs* YEAH
    SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:04:41 PM): DUH

    i don't get it

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    *laughs*

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    (11:10:51 PM) FAQShine: you are one o dem faggits
    (11:12:17 PM) flintlockfellow: truf
    (11:12:22 PM) flintlockfellow: i am
    (11:12:26 PM) flintlockfellow: always faggin around
    (11:12:32 PM) FAQShine: that is why
    (11:13:08 PM) FAQShine: did you know by faggit I meant gay
    (11:13:18 PM) FAQShine: just so you know what you are admitting to here
    (11:13:29 PM) flintlockfellow: what!
    (11:13:31 PM) flintlockfellow: i thought
    (11:13:38 PM) flintlockfellow: you meant i was a bundle of sticks
    (11:13:43 PM) FAQShine: NO
    (11:13:49 PM) flintlockfellow: i will have you no i am not joyous!
    (11:14:12 PM) FAQShine: I MEANT A MAN WHO ENJOYS LIKE 12 DICKS
    (11:14:19 PM) FAQShine: in various places
    (11:14:26 PM) FAQShine: places you won't find on any map
    (11:14:42 PM) flintlockfellow: what's your obsession with guys named richard
    (11:14:47 PM) flintlockfellow: and the placing thereof
    (11:14:51 PM) flintlockfellow: that's pretty strange
    (11:15:40 PM) flintlockfellow: weird-o
    (11:15:40 PM) FAQShine: I got a richard for you
    (11:15:45 PM) FAQShine: right
    (11:15:46 PM) FAQShine: her
    (11:15:48 PM) FAQShine: e
    (11:15:49 PM) FAQShine: in
    (11:15:50 PM) flintlockfellow: really? what's his name
    (11:15:52 PM) FAQShine: my
    (11:15:54 PM) flintlockfellow: last name
    (11:15:55 PM) FAQShine: pants
    (11:15:56 PM) flintlockfellow: i mean
    (11:16:06 PM) flintlockfellow: why do you have a dude in your pants!!
    (11:16:11 PM) flintlockfellow: wait
    (11:16:16 PM) FAQShine: his last name is richard also
    (11:16:16 PM) flintlockfellow: your name is richard oh i get it
    (11:16:17 PM) flintlockfellow: phew
    (11:16:30 PM) FAQShine: he has like two names
    (11:16:31 PM) flintlockfellow: i thought for a second you were referring to laying with another man
    (11:16:44 PM) FAQShine: of course not
    (11:16:47 PM) flintlockfellow: which i shudder to even
    (11:16:48 PM) flintlockfellow: think of
    (11:17:05 PM) FAQShine: bemis one day you will get shot
    (11:17:43 PM) flintlockfellow: by a photographer?
    (11:17:46 PM) flintlockfellow: that'd be awesome
    (11:17:58 PM) FAQShine: BY LEE HARVEY OSWALD
    (11:18:11 PM) flintlockfellow: is he famous can i get a link to his portfolio?
    (11:18:20 PM) FAQShine: yes
    (11:18:26 PM) FAQShine: in 24 hours
    (11:18:32 PM) flintlockfellow: oh
    (11:18:36 PM) flintlockfellow: uh okay!

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited June 2009
    i dont talk on aim that much anymore tbh

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    Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:01:31 PM): I will be a hooker when I grow up
    SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:01:36 PM): I do not need to know about evolution
    SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:01:38 PM): Or organelles
    SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:01:46 PM): Or cats that may not be dead
    alexpro630 (10:01:53 PM): I think you can actually make a fuckton of money as an intelligent prostitute
    alexpro630 (10:02:00 PM): They're called like escorts
    alexpro630 (10:02:19 PM): And you just hang out with a bunch of older men and talk about stuff and sometimes have sex
    alexpro630 (10:03:00 PM): Maybe this is the career for you?
    SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:03:15 PM): I thought that was a geisha? *Laughs* I told my mom once that I thought I'd be a good geisha
    SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:03:18 PM): She thought it was funny
    alexpro630 (10:03:25 PM): Haha
    alexpro630 (10:03:27 PM): Yes
    alexpro630 (10:03:34 PM): You would be a Geisha
    alexpro630 (10:03:40 PM): So you could hang out with Asians
    SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:04:40 PM): *Laughs* YEAH
    SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:04:41 PM): DUH

    hoho man, hanging with asians. Truly the american dream.

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Marshmallow wrote: »
    I use Pidgin because I really don't care for IM that much and it seems to be an easy way to reach people who do.

    Mostly I just hang out in the vent server, it's where everybody knows my name.

    I, too use Pidgin. It means I don't have to run AIM and MSN at the same time, and works as a Jabber client that I can use for EVE stuff.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:01:31 PM): I will be a hooker when I grow up
    SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:01:36 PM): I do not need to know about evolution
    SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:01:38 PM): Or organelles
    SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:01:46 PM): Or cats that may not be dead
    alexpro630 (10:01:53 PM): I think you can actually make a fuckton of money as an intelligent prostitute
    alexpro630 (10:02:00 PM): They're called like escorts
    alexpro630 (10:02:19 PM): And you just hang out with a bunch of older men and talk about stuff and sometimes have sex
    alexpro630 (10:03:00 PM): Maybe this is the career for you?
    SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:03:15 PM): I thought that was a geisha? *Laughs* I told my mom once that I thought I'd be a good geisha
    SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:03:18 PM): She thought it was funny
    alexpro630 (10:03:25 PM): Haha
    alexpro630 (10:03:27 PM): Yes
    alexpro630 (10:03:34 PM): You would be a Geisha
    alexpro630 (10:03:40 PM): So you could hang out with Asians
    SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:04:40 PM): *Laughs* YEAH
    SPRiNKLE SELLER (10:04:41 PM): DUH

    i don't get it

    Maybe that's why it's in spoilers

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    (9:45:33 PM) bryarr: Sup
    (9:45:44 PM) flintlockfellow: hey dogg
    (9:45:50 PM) bryarr: Did you need me or anything
    (9:45:58 PM) flintlockfellow: only your body
    (9:46:03 PM) bryarr: Oh okay
    (9:46:03 PM) bryarr: Which
    (9:46:09 PM) flintlockfellow: all of it
    (9:46:10 PM) bryarr: May be in prison soon
    (9:46:12 PM) bryarr: Or dead
    (9:46:16 PM) flintlockfellow: um okay
    (9:46:24 PM) bryarr: I just went to the grocery store with my buddy
    (9:46:42 PM) bryarr: And when we were done we decided we weren't gonna bother my parents and have them pick us up so we just walked the groceries home
    (9:46:53 PM) bryarr: And appaaaaaaaaaaarently taking the cart is illegal
    (9:47:14 PM) flintlockfellow: so what happened
    (9:47:26 PM) bryarr: I don't know but there are employees driving around looking for the cart
    (9:47:34 PM) bryarr: I am just gonna hide it
    (9:47:35 PM) flintlockfellow: hahah what the fuck REALLY
    (9:47:52 PM) flintlockfellow: CART HAS GONE MISSING FROM SECTOR 8
    (9:47:56 PM) flintlockfellow: DISPATCH ENFORCERS

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