I don't think Will and I would stay in business very long if we ran a sex farm. I wonder if there's a viable business model for gathering various disaffected dudes from the internet. Hmmm...
Sperm bank?
What kind of interest-rates can I get on my sperm if I put it in said bank?
5% annual. I suggest investing in the portfolio instead, there's a wide range of stocks all with penetrative market potential.
I've heard that costs way more than the return adds up to, though.
It depends on the volume and liquidity of your deposit.
That sounds complicated. Can't I just hire an accountant to handle all that?
Can you really trust your assets in the hands of another?
Edit: I don't think either of the girls are wearing bras...so...
Yeah. Hippie 4-way.
I believe they're at some family picnic thing. That's what the domain name I snagged it from would have me believe. I'm sorry people are saying mean things about your family, random family!
Edit: I don't think either of the girls are wearing bras...so...
Yeah. Hippie 4-way.
I believe they're at some family picnic thing. That's what the domain name I snagged it from would have me believe. I'm sorry people are saying mean things about your family, random family!
I wonder if the picture was taken by someone at the picnic or someone watching from their bedroom window...
I'm disturbed by the large, brown pile near Stripe Sock Guy's right foot. Are the hippies foregoing bras and diapers?
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It kinda looks like the two guys are in the middle of the 'slow motion I love you running into each other's arms' scene while the girls are trying to do the Macarrana or however that stupid dance is spelt.
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Hooray, my gtalk is unblocked again. I wonder what's up with that.
Those happy smiles are going to turn to frowns once they all realize that Little Boy In White Shirt just nailed Stripe Sock Guy directly between the shoulder blades with a +3 Invisible Arrow of Cotton/Rayon Piercing.
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I think I'm going to get an Achewood hoody as soon as I'm sure my D&D santa did not buy me one. I'm almost positive they didn't, but still.
Yeah I'm still on the fence about getting the Achewood T for Frankie. I finished going through the Achewood archives last night, and every time I'd start laughing, Frankie would come over and read the comic. Needless to say, she never really seemed to find it funny.
I guess maybe Achewood requires a little more of a commitment before it starts to be funny. It's no Marmaduke of Family Circus, that's for sure.
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I think I'm going to get an Achewood hoody as soon as I'm sure my D&D santa did not buy me one. I'm almost positive they didn't, but still.
Yeah I'm still on the fence about getting the Achewood T for Frankie. I finished going through the Achewood archives last night, and every time I'd start laughing, Frankie would come over and read the comic. Needless to say, she never really seemed to find it funny.
I guess maybe Achewood requires a little more of a commitment before it starts to be funny. It's no Marmaduke of Family Circus, that's for sure.
Yeah, you can't just come by and glance at it casually. You might be better off getting her something from A Softer World. Oh, does she like McSweeney's? You could get her random books.
I think I'm going to get an Achewood hoody as soon as I'm sure my D&D santa did not buy me one. I'm almost positive they didn't, but still.
Yeah I'm still on the fence about getting the Achewood T for Frankie. I finished going through the Achewood archives last night, and every time I'd start laughing, Frankie would come over and read the comic. Needless to say, she never really seemed to find it funny.
I guess maybe Achewood requires a little more of a commitment before it starts to be funny. It's no Marmaduke of Family Circus, that's for sure.
Yeah, you can't just come by and glance at it casually. You might be better off getting her something from A Softer World. Oh, does she like McSweeney's? You could get her random books.
I got her an ipod and a Vaja phone case for xmas, so technically I'm off the hook, but it would be nice to get her a few supplements. Since dating me, she's kind of gone in the opposite direction of "edgy" in her tastes, and now ends up watching a lot of network TV and SciFi Channel and Japanese horror movies, listens to audiobooks (generally pop pabulum like Harry Potter and the like) and I think the only things she really reads on the tubes are knitting sites and the occasional snarky celebrity blog.
So, yeah, I have a hard time getting her media items that currently appeal to her without burning with shame at the checkout counter. I guess on the upside, she tends to go in phases, so she might be into something really cool in a few months.
edit: also, I liked Achewood's description of McSweeney's. Something like "playing among the ruins of a once-relevant landscape". Personally, I kind of like McSweeney's, but don't really visit it religiously.
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I really like the humor website portion of it. I'm not as big on their actual publications, but I really like Eggers.
Posts
Be excellent to each other.
On the black screen
with a pic of Cosette.
Ok, the girls seem to be dancing the macarena...
To hell with Les Mis, give me Jekyll and Hyde!
In other words they suck
Or are having some kind of hippie 4-way.
Edit: I don't think either of the girls are wearing bras...so...
Yeah. Hippie 4-way.
Can you really trust your assets in the hands of another?
Manson family: The early years
I sense impending doom....and not the good kind of doom.
I hate the bad kind of doom.
I wonder if the picture was taken by someone at the picnic or someone watching from their bedroom window...
or through the door of their van...
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That's the leftover leg of the dog they just sacrificed. They're now dancing to finish the ritual and summon The Goat with A Thousand Young.
If they aren't find I'm sure you can give me a pleasant spin on what happens.
Nothing is happening today. I need to look for more stuff on PDAs and write my purpose statement.
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I guess maybe Achewood requires a little more of a commitment before it starts to be funny. It's no Marmaduke of Family Circus, that's for sure.
So, yeah, I have a hard time getting her media items that currently appeal to her without burning with shame at the checkout counter. I guess on the upside, she tends to go in phases, so she might be into something really cool in a few months.
edit: also, I liked Achewood's description of McSweeney's. Something like "playing among the ruins of a once-relevant landscape". Personally, I kind of like McSweeney's, but don't really visit it religiously.
Bored Bored Bored.
Meatings suck.
Most of the time anyway.
Timesinks.
took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
At least it will make time pass.