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ElkiElki get busyModerator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
edited June 2009 in Debate and/or Discourse
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  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ELKIIIIII!!!!!! *fistshake*

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Billie Jean is not my [chat]

    moniker on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    I was fine with this at first, but embedding disabled by request?

    No, Elki.


    On the bright side, I've found it. I knew I should have searched for the word hyphenated.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2009
    You people better be watching, and appreciating.

    Elki on
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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    I would, but someone requested that embedding be disabled, and I must oblige.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Its my three year anniversary with the boyfriend in a few days and I HAVENT BOUGHT HIM ANYTHING D: I'm broke as a joke. What should I do!

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Its my three year anniversary with the boyfriend in a few days and I HAVENT BOUGHT HIM ANYTHING D: I'm broke as a joke. What should I do!

    Let him put it in de butt?

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    Its my three year anniversary with the boyfriend in a few days and I HAVENT BOUGHT HIM ANYTHING D: I'm broke as a joke. What should I do!

    Let him put it in de butt?

    I am sure that is the dream of every young man

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    Its my three year anniversary with the boyfriend in a few days and I HAVENT BOUGHT HIM ANYTHING D: I'm broke as a joke. What should I do!

    Let him put it in de butt?

    No, piidb.

    Elki on
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  • An-DAn-D Enthusiast AshevilleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    A beard second is the length that the average physicist's beard grows in a single second. Equivalent to about 5 nanometers.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Its my three year anniversary with the boyfriend in a few days and I HAVENT BOUGHT HIM ANYTHING D: I'm broke as a joke. What should I do!

    Why would you include a hyphen in the word "Antirotica?"

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Its my three year anniversary with the boyfriend in a few days and I HAVENT BOUGHT HIM ANYTHING D: I'm broke as a joke. What should I do!

    Why would you include a hyphen in the word "Antirotica?"

    What?

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    moniker wrote: »
    Its my three year anniversary with the boyfriend in a few days and I HAVENT BOUGHT HIM ANYTHING D: I'm broke as a joke. What should I do!

    Let him put it in de butt?

    I am sure that is the dream of every young man

    The new Clitoral Havoc CD?

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Its my three year anniversary with the boyfriend in a few days and I HAVENT BOUGHT HIM ANYTHING D: I'm broke as a joke. What should I do!

    Why would you include a hyphen in the word "Antirotica?"

    What?

    Wait, never mind.

    I thought you were responsible for the "Anti-Rotica' thread.


    I'm sorry.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Goddamnit I lost an epic post. The crux of it, moniker, was: despite the general intelligence of D&D posters I can't help but feel that ya'll sort of validate the snooty, arrogant, shit-don't-stink attitude, elitist attitude attributed to Dems by Pubs. And of course their characterization of themselves as the opposite- down to earth, reasonable, gleaning knowledge from experience rather than a book, etc.- is equally ridiculous. You can't patronizingly accuse someone of being patronizing- especially while being as exclusionary as they can be. I certainly prefer your views- gay rights, racial tolerance, general civil freedoms, etc.- but when I see the animosity and total disdain for the opposite base displayed here I feel that the actual personality of either party sucks equally.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    An-D wrote: »
    A beard second is the length that the average physicist's beard grows in a single second. Equivalent to about 5 nanometers.

    <3

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Its my three year anniversary with the boyfriend in a few days and I HAVENT BOUGHT HIM ANYTHING D: I'm broke as a joke. What should I do!

    Why would you include a hyphen in the word "Antirotica?"

    What?

    Wait, never mind.

    I thought you were responsible for the "Anti-Rotica' thread.


    I'm sorry.

    No, I just won it. D:

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Does anyone have that picture of the newspaper advertisement of the guy who wants to travel back in time, bring your own guns, you'll get paid when we get back?

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I just read the best description of dinosaurs ever. It made me rethink my perspective w.r.t. their nature:
    its awesome if you think about it, huge monsters just walking around

    It IS awesome.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Its my three year anniversary with the boyfriend in a few days and I HAVENT BOUGHT HIM ANYTHING D: I'm broke as a joke. What should I do!

    Why would you include a hyphen in the word "Antirotica?"

    What?

    Wait, never mind.

    I thought you were responsible for the "Anti-Rotica' thread.


    I'm sorry.

    No, I just won it. D:

    I guess we'll just schedule a second trial.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I just put my first pet video up on YouTube. Today, I am a God

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  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Its my three year anniversary with the boyfriend in a few days and I HAVENT BOUGHT HIM ANYTHING D: I'm broke as a joke. What should I do!

    Feel satisfied in the knowledge that you're with someone. You don't want to end up all old and alone like YaALLBORAAAP:cry::cry::cry:

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    What does "broke as joke" mean?

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Cass, plan a nice romantic date, maybe involving a picnic (if weather permits). Or make something... like bake a cake.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Feral wrote: »
    Or make something... like bake a cake.

    That could lead to Princess Peach Syndrome, Feral. Bad idea.

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    That was awesome, Elki.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    What does "broke as joke" mean?

    You are so broke that other people laugh at your lack of cash. You will wander the streets alone and desolate. You do not have enough money for transit fare or even shoes. You settle down to sit against a cafe fence because the cool bars of the fence surrounding the patio is the only replacement that you can get for the air conditioning you can't afford for an apartment you can't live in. In the corner of your eye you see a young attractive couple finishing their meal. They argue briefly over who should pay, but the young man settles the matter with a decisive "I can afford it, who do you think I am - Cass?" His date's laughter is a tinkling of bells. A bunion on your toe begins to ooze. Even though medical care is free in Canada, you cannot afford the aspirin or the band-aids they will suggest you take.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    I wish my cat was one of those cool cats that could figure out how to open doors and turn on tap water.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I was getting lunch today and I passed a dollar store. This was in a strip mall sort of L shaped plaza (with the 'vortex' of the right angle holding a Save-A-Lot). Outside of the Save-A-Lot was a family of about 15... they were maybe Indian or Pakistani. They were pretty much having a picnic right there on the cement pavement, with people walking around them or over their food. They had gallons of soda and huge bags of popcorn.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    And yet you still pay for internet access

    just for us, for PA


    <3

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The librarians are too polite to mind my acrid stench.

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Don't worry, everyone. I found that picture I was looking for.

    As well as a goddamn alternative wiki entry on it.

    Gim on
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ok guys is 2:50am and you are posting walls of text. WALLS. Stop this madness.

    Short posts. Beginning, middle, end. … Plot. Condense. Tell it.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Also my lunch was take-out from a buffet (where they price by weight). They were just starting to put out the dinner stuff when I served myself. I informed the cashier that I had only selected items from the lunch menu. She said ok and totaled me up, but before I leave she goes

    (imagine this with thick accent and squinty eyes)

    hold on

    i must check your rice

    what under dere?

    i grab fork, is clean, don't worry, new, not used, new fork, is clean

    i check for ribs, i check crabs or shrimp

    ---

    She rifled through my meal for about 15 seconds to verify I wasn't trying to smuggle crab legs out under a bed of rice.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2009
    So, I have no idea what there is to do around this town (aside from handful of the dance places), so I decided to take my first date to the library. She seems enthusiastic about the idea.

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    oh, cass, I'mma be in toronto this coming month

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Also, I am horrified to learn that the Pabst Brewing Company owns Colt 45. I can only imagine how many lives they have destroyed through that and PBR.

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  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    I wish my cat was one of those cool cats that could figure out how to open doors and turn on tap water.
    It sounds cool, but I'm betting I'd get annoyed at some point. Widget loves messing with stuff in the middle of the night when I'm sleeping, so I usually have to close the door to my room so she can't get in and knock stuff off my desk or roll around in a plastic bag or what-have-you. Her having the ability to open my door would be...inconvenient.

    Also it would suck to wake up in the morning and find out my tap's been running for hours, since I pay for water here.

    No, no, I love my cat just the way she is. A moderately stupid, but completely adorable kitty with a strange affinity for shoes.

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  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Elki wrote: »
    So, I have no idea what there is to do around this town (aside from handful of the dance places), so I decided to take my first date to the library. She seems enthusiastic about the idea.

    Hot.

    ....Fuck. I wish I knew more than one person. I want to invite someone out to go do something spontaneous tomorrow. :(

    EDIT: Visible your cat looks like my other cat.

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Assuming your customers are thieves is a surefire way to ensure I will never visit your establishment again.

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