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Billy Mays Dies

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    jesus is wearing one glove

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I don't know if I want that to be a joke or not

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    I don't know if I want that to be a joke or not
    by the same guy

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I see it as very likely that you are actually the one that paints/draws all these kind of things you post

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  • Spacehog85Spacehog85 Registered User
    edited July 2009
    Why is Jesus wearing the towel? MJ was only into boys.

    And the Obama picture is just goddamn racist. Ain't there no black unicorns he could ride! All riding on the back of the white one, which is CLEARLY an allegory for the white man!
    Full disclosure: All previous comments can be considered SARCASM

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    At first I was offended, but then I read you were sarcastic

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    okay, that's a unicorn wearing a vault uniform while being ridden by a naked Obama with a Pip-Boy on his wrist

    this man is mentally disturbed

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    what gave it away

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    he has a nude selfportrait of himself with a pancake on his head

    e: the story is that he initially did all these right-wing christian comics and then the internet and reading got a hold of him and now he's a liberation theology socialist (and also insane) lol

    but he still does the right-wing comics for cash but is incredibly subversive about it

    living the american dream

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I take offense at the implication a few pages ago that I didn't like Alice in Wonderland because I lack a sufficient attention span

    I can't be bothered to go back and look up who said that but fuck that guy

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    what about the implication that you are wrong to dislike Alice in Wonderland

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    If you're gonna disagree with me, fine

    Don't assume I'm not mentally up to the task of enjoying the thing, though

    I don't like Alice in Wonderland because I find the whole nonsensical atmosphere and tone to be really annoying, and occasionally somewhat unsettling

    Maybe I'm explaining it poorly but I just didn't feel good the whole time I was reading it

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  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    If you're gonna disagree with me, fine

    Don't assume I'm not mentally up to the task of enjoying the thing, though

    I don't like Alice in Wonderland because I find the whole nonsensical atmosphere and tone to be really annoying, and occasionally somewhat unsettling

    Maybe I'm explaining it poorly but I just didn't feel good the whole time I was reading it

    Well you were reading a book by a dude who took lots of hallucinogens

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    If you're gonna disagree with me, fine

    Don't assume I'm not mentally up to the task of enjoying the thing, though

    I don't like Alice in Wonderland because I find the whole nonsensical atmosphere and tone to be really annoying, and occasionally somewhat unsettling

    Maybe I'm explaining it poorly but I just didn't feel good the whole time I was reading it

    Well you were reading a book by a dude who took lots of hallucinogens

    I think this is largely to blame, yes

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I like the Obama picture because it looks like it is set in a post-apocalyptic world

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Spacehog85 wrote: »
    Why is Jesus wearing the towel? MJ was only into boys.

    And the Obama picture is just goddamn racist. Ain't there no black unicorns he could ride! All riding on the back of the white one, which is CLEARLY an allegory for the white man!
    Full disclosure: All previous comments can be considered SARCASM

    On these forums, it's actually considered a victory if your sarcastic comment is taken seriously.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Why is Obama naked though?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Why is Obama naked though?

    he's all man

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  • Spacehog85Spacehog85 Registered User
    edited July 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Spacehog85 wrote: »
    Why is Jesus wearing the towel? MJ was only into boys.

    And the Obama picture is just goddamn racist. Ain't there no black unicorns he could ride! All riding on the back of the white one, which is CLEARLY an allegory for the white man!
    Full disclosure: All previous comments can be considered SARCASM

    On these forums, it's actually considered a victory if your sarcastic comment is taken seriously.

    Noted.

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  • Spacehog85Spacehog85 Registered User
    edited July 2009
    Looking at the face of the Obama, uhh, portrait, the face actually kind of looks like a black G.W.Bush.

    Also the dome of the Capitol contains skittles apparently.

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  • TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Spacehog85 wrote: »
    Looking at the face of the Obama, uhh, portrait, the face actually kind of looks like a black G.W.Bush.

    Also the dome of the Capitol contains skittles apparently.

    No no, that's just where Dennis Kucinich keeps his pot of gold.

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I think the rainbow is actually a laser blasting the dome

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    So that's how he could make my clothes whiter than ever

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-YEAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    The family has released a statement saying they're upset about the results going public and are looking into having an independent investigation. YoungBillyMays tweeted it, if you wanna read it, go check his twitter.

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I would be sad if my old man was doing blow with my trust fund money as well.

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    But that was posted in the new york posts gossip section

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Goose! wrote: »
    The family has released a statement saying they're upset about the results going public and are looking into having an independent investigation. YoungBillyMays tweeted it, if you wanna read it, go check his twitter.

    are you related to billy mays or something

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    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Oh. well that is unfortunate

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    but wait, there's more

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    for some reason I thought that post started with "we have released a statement...."

    weird

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    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    almost a dozen posts since the cocaine bump and no one has made a rick james joke yet
    sad

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    cocaine's a hell of a drug

    there

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    damn, there really was more
    The toxicology report for Billy Mays, who died on June 28th, has been released, and according to TMZ he had the following drugs in his system when he died: Hydrocodone (Vicodin), Oxycodone (painkiller), Alprazolam (Xanax), Nordiazepam (Valium), Temazepam (anti-anxiety), alcohol and Benzoylecgonine (a byproduct of cocaine).

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    billy mays

    now you're going to become a joke

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    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Damn, the dude had everything but ecstasy in his system.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell CharlottesvilleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    damn, there really was more
    The toxicology report for Billy Mays, who died on June 28th, has been released, and according to TMZ he had the following drugs in his system when he died: Hydrocodone (Vicodin), Oxycodone (painkiller), Alprazolam (Xanax), Nordiazepam (Valium), Temazepam (anti-anxiety), alcohol and Benzoylecgonine (a byproduct of cocaine).

    he took advantage of the "buy one get one free" deal.

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    No wonder the motherfucker was always yelling.

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