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unintentionalunintentional smellyRegistered User regular
edited June 2009 in Singularity Engine++
HYPNOSIS

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Hypnosis is that thing where you make people fall asleep (but not really).
And then they do whatever you ask (but not really).

Regardless, I've always been intrigued by the idea and this summer I want to follow through with learning to hypnotize people.

Has anyone here ever been hypnotized or hypnotized others?
Do you have any suggestions as to how one might go about hypnotic training?

Alternately we could just use this thread for fart jokes

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    hypnosis is for losers with big weird eyebrows

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Excellent basis for a thread.

    Being serious.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    it works if you believe in it i hear

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hypnosis is for weaklings.

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  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited June 2009
    I would like to get hypnotised to be able to pee at the urinal in the bathroom even when it's really busy

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    I haven't slept in 70 hours

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I was hypnotized to stop from biting my fingernails when I was younger.

    It works, except the suggestion for me to stop biting my fingernails is to think about biting my fingernails which is usually the last thing on my mind when I do so.

    I'd like to learn to do some of the self-hypnosis stuff because man I felt super fucking well-rested following the session.

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    There was a hypnotist on a cruise ship I was on and that was fun

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    I would like to get hypnotised to be able to pee at the urinal in the bathroom even when it's really busy

    I wouldn't

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  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    I would like to get hypnotised to be able to pee at the urinal in the bathroom even when it's really busy

    the trick is to yell "HEY CHECK OUT MY HUGE DICK" when you start. It'll boost your confidence and give you something else to worry about besides the pressure of peeing.

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I haven't slept in 70 hours

    go to bed teefs

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    I haven't slept in 70 hours

    go to bed teefs
    no fuckin way some random internet person bought me Dawn of Discovery so now I am going to play that

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I haven't slept in 70 hours

    go to bed teefs

    Was that a weak attempt at hypnotism?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    my dad used to perform hypnosis when experimenting for his neuroscience doctorate in russia

    i don't know much about it though

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    one of my aunts stopped smoking through hypnosis

    i do not know what to think of it though

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    11:30 is about when I take my nap at my desk...

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    I would like to get hypnotised to be able to pee at the urinal in the bathroom even when it's really busy

    second

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I do not want to get hypnotized ever

    it frightens the hell out of me that someone could just straight up hack my brain

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Why can't you guys pee at the urinal?

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I do not want to get hypnotized ever

    it frightens the hell out of me that someone could just straight up hack my brain

    If anyone already did, you [strike]don't[/strike] wouldn't remember anyways

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    stage hypnosis is basically peer pressure and conformity

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  • AllHailShakeAllHailShake Registered User
    edited June 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    hypnosis is for losers with big weird eyebrows

    Well said sir.

    I know that there are guys who claim to be able to hypnotize women and make them have wild, screaming orgasms, and really, what more do you need to know?

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Why can't you guys pee at the urinal?

    some people just can't when they think someone is looking at them
    just think of something else you fags

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I do not want to get hypnotized ever

    it frightens the hell out of me that someone could just straight up hack my brain

    If anyone already did, you [strike]don't[/strike] wouldn't remember anyways

    you have no idea how much I think about this and wonder if forgetting something means you're still the same person who lived through that thing

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  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Usually don't have any trouble peeing at the urinal, unless its one of those "movies starting, just in case" kinda pees, or if the urinal extends way far out without a buffer wall.

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  • MorgensternMorgenstern Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I can't pee at a urinal if someone is waiting in line behind me.

    Then you need to awkwardly pretend you did pee so you don't walk away looking like a douchebag who got stage fright.

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I just...I don't get it.

    Especially if the dude is waiting behind you. He's not seeing anything!

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    hypnosis is for losers with big weird eyebrows

    Well said sir.

    I know that there are guys who claim to be able to hypnotize women and make them have wild, screaming orgasms, and really, what more do you need to know?
    it's kinda sad how they need hypnosis for that


    also, i am a stall man. i have trouble in public bathrooms, i dunno why.

    unless i'm drunk. in which case i head to the urinals and engage in conversation with those around me.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    I would like to get hypnotised to be able to pee at the urinal in the bathroom even when it's really busy

    You should talk to Bishop, the dishwasher. He can probably help you with that.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I do not want to get hypnotized ever

    it frightens the hell out of me that someone could just straight up hack my brain

    If anyone already did, you [strike]don't[/strike] wouldn't remember anyways

    you have no idea how much I think about this and wonder if forgetting something means you're still the same person who lived through that thing

    you're probably not, but who cares? Every single memory changes you in a way

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    unless i'm drunk. in which case i head to the urinals and engage in conversation with those around me.

    I hate you so much.

    The bathroom is not a place for chit-chat.

    It is literally just a place to shit and piss.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I do not want to get hypnotized ever

    it frightens the hell out of me that someone could just straight up hack my brain

    hypnosis is really not like you see in tv or films

    basically people do what the hypnotist says, but they don't do things they wouldn't want to do ordinarily

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    unless i'm drunk. in which case i head to the urinals and engage in conversation with those around me.

    I hate you so much.

    The bathroom is not a place for chit-chat.

    It is literally just a place to shit and piss.
    and if you want to ditch class a great place to take a nap

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  • jaziekjaziek Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I do not want to get hypnotized ever

    it frightens the hell out of me that someone could just straight up hack my brain

    you and me both man. Its just plain cheating at life. If I ever end up being near one of these guys I'll probably either run away as fast as I can, or just curl up in a ball and cry.

    My one phobia.

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  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Usually don't have any trouble peeing at the urinal, unless its one of those "movies starting, just in case" kinda pees, or if the urinal extends way far out without a buffer wall.

    How has that buffer wall not become a standard thing?

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Usually don't have any trouble peeing at the urinal, unless its one of those "movies starting, just in case" kinda pees, or if the urinal extends way far out without a buffer wall.

    How has that buffer wall not become a standard thing?
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I do not want to get hypnotized ever

    it frightens the hell out of me that someone could just straight up hack my brain

    If anyone already did, you [strike]don't[/strike] wouldn't remember anyways

    you have no idea how much I think about this and wonder if forgetting something means you're still the same person who lived through that thing

    you're probably not, but who cares? Every single memory changes you in a way

    And in a way, parts of you die as memories are forgotten. Gradually you become a new person, like new rings forming on a tree.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    unless i'm drunk. in which case i head to the urinals and engage in conversation with those around me.

    I hate you so much.

    The bathroom is not a place for chit-chat.

    It is literally just a place to shit and piss.
    so what you're telling me is that you've never been to a bar

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I do not want to get hypnotized ever

    it frightens the hell out of me that someone could just straight up hack my brain

    If anyone already did, you [strike]don't[/strike] wouldn't remember anyways

    you have no idea how much I think about this and wonder if forgetting something means you're still the same person who lived through that thing

    you're probably not, but who cares? Every single memory changes you in a way

    And in a way, parts of you die as memories are forgotten. Gradually you become a new person, like new rings forming on a tree.

    and then it all ends, with the final memory, which completes you, but also ends you
    without it, there is no completion, bit with it, everything ends
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