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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Inqi, you could come over tonight, I'm not really doing anything OH WAIT YOU ABANDONED ME FOR SOME DOUCHEBAG IN ARIZONA!

    Whatever I've already slept with not one but two girls so....

    Worth it.

    Inquisitor on
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inqi, you could come over tonight, I'm not really doing anything OH WAIT YOU ABANDONED ME FOR SOME DOUCHEBAG IN ARIZONA!

    Whatever I've already slept with not one but two girls so....

    Worth it.

    So did Hippie and now he's banned.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    So did Hippie and now he's banned.

    Not at the same time, silly.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inqi, you could come over tonight, I'm not really doing anything OH WAIT YOU ABANDONED ME FOR SOME DOUCHEBAG IN ARIZONA!

    Whatever I've already slept with not one but two girls so....

    Worth it.
    Yeah, actually, I have to agree. You not being around the house made it a lot easier to sleep with your totally hot mom.

    By the way, I know you were wondering: yes her breasts look just as good when she's naked.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Yeah, actually, I have to agree. You not being around the house made it a lot easier to sleep with your totally hot mom.

    By the way, I know you were wondering: yes her breasts look just as good when she's naked.

    I was about to say you've never met my mom but shit, you have.

    Leave my mother out of this!

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    So did Hippie and now he's banned.

    Not at the same time, silly.

    But when you do.

    BANT

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    terribly bored

    everything sucks

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    [chat] is a mess.


    I ask a question and get nothing but varied amounts of innuendo and bullshit.

    Nerdgasmic on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    terribly bored

    everything sucks

    Nap time.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I've met Inquisitor's mother but I don't know what she looks like on account of I was doing her from the back as that is my preference.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Yeah, actually, I have to agree. You not being around the house made it a lot easier to sleep with your totally hot mom.

    By the way, I know you were wondering: yes her breasts look just as good when she's naked.

    I was about to say you've never met my mom but shit, you have.

    Leave my mother out of this!
    Look, man, I need at least one slut in my life, and with you gone your mother was totally willing to take your place.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    By the way, I know you were wondering: yes her breasts look just as good when she's naked.

    Really?

    *edits fan fiction*

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    [chat] is a mess.


    I ask a question and get nothing but varied amounts of innuendo and bullshit.

    Fag

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I've met Inquisitor's mother but I don't know what she looks like on account of I was doing her from the back as that is my preference.
    Dude, you're completely missing out on her fantastic breasts that way.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    terribly bored

    everything sucks

    You need more dwarfs playing football in your life.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    [chat] is a mess.


    I ask a question and get nothing but varied amounts of innuendo and bullshit.

    I'll innuendo your bullshit.

    Gim on
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    [chat] is a mess.


    I ask a question and get nothing but varied amounts of innuendo and bullshit.

    I'll innuendo your bullshit.

    I'll shit innuendo.

    Sarksus on
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Today's Achewood is actually quite pithy.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    [chat] is a mess.


    I ask a question and get nothing but varied amounts of innuendo and bullshit.

    I'll innuendo your bullshit.

    I'll shit innuendo.
    I'll fuck a bull.

    Wait...

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    CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの 電車内Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Holy shit!

    Chocolate covered potato chips! <3

    Cokebotle on
    工事中
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    20080917.jpg

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    [chat] is a mess.


    I ask a question and get nothing but varied amounts of innuendo and bullshit.

    Fag

    I liked the innuendo better.

    Nerdgasmic on
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Holy shit!

    Chocolate covered potato chips! <3

    Oh yeah, eat 'em up, there's more where that came from...in a few hours.

    Sarksus on
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    terribly bored

    everything sucks

    You need more dwarfs playing football in your life.
    I need a reason to wake up in the morning is what I need

    Elendil on
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    What is Tycho eating?

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    still one of the funniest PA's -ever-

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    I need a reason to wake up in the morning is what I need

    To seek out and enjoy new experience silly.

    Now go out there and start living mister!

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Elendil wrote: »
    terribly bored

    everything sucks

    I want to go out and buy a black overcoat with a bowler hat then stand around in front of the Magritte in the Art Institute.

    If you join me I'll actually do it.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Inq, what's all this dwarf football business anyway?

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    CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの 電車内Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Holy shit!

    Chocolate covered potato chips! <3

    Oh yeah, eat 'em up, there's more where that came from...in a few hours.

    But... these actually tasted like chocolate :(
    :winky:
    D:

    Cokebotle on
    工事中
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    What is Tycho eating?

    I imagine some kind of meat-filled dough.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Inq, what's all this dwarf football business anyway?
    Blood Bowl.

    It's like Warhammer except they play football.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inqi, you could come over tonight, I'm not really doing anything OH WAIT YOU ABANDONED ME FOR SOME DOUCHEBAG IN ARIZONA!
    Whatever I've already slept with not one but two girls so....

    Worth it.
    Knowing the women around Phoenix, you probably picked them up at the early bird dinner special at Denny's, right?

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Inq, what's all this dwarf football business anyway?

    blood-bowl.jpg

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    man i want some fair food now. The fair I grew up going to gave away free biscuits with molasses. The line was horrendous but they were so good. And the corn on the cob. The corn on the cob!

    Also, this local candy shop brought out trailers all over the fairgrounds with these mobile taffy pullers. They made this divine vanilla taffy.

    huglhhahgugh.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    What is Tycho eating?

    I imagine some kind of meat-filled dough.
    Looks like an Elephant Ear to me, which is basically some dough deep friend and covered in powdered sugar.

    Or it could be the meat-filled thing, I guess. I don't see any powdered sugar.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Knowing the women around Phoenix, you probably picked them up at the early bird dinner special at Denny's, right?

    I picked them up at my work, actually. :P

    Denny's would have been the smarter choice.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    What is Tycho eating?

    I imagine some kind of meat-filled dough.

    Eww.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    What name did you end up going with, Inqi?

    I hope it was The Leaky Beards.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    What is Tycho eating?

    I imagine some kind of meat-filled dough.
    Looks like an Elephant Ear to me, which is basically some dough deep friend and covered in powdered sugar.

    Or it could be the meat-filled thing, I guess. I don't see any powdered sugar.

    Elephant Ear?

    In civilization we call that funnel cake.

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