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ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
edited July 2009 in Debate and/or Discourse
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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Michael J. Fox always gets his martinis shaken, not stirred.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited July 2009
    Thanatos doesn't steal the chat, but still gets it. Hilarious.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Ah yes, when being young and Republican was hip.

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    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Jesus fuck, Twilight Imperium costs $80 at my local game store.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Why would you wilfully hand the chat over to him.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I didn't even know it was up for grabs.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Also, bahahaha!

    Terrible site design, but a pretty funny article.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Jesus fuck, Twilight Imperium costs $80 at my local game store.

    If there was a Twilight based PnP we'd finally get girlfriends!

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    When I think young hip 80's republican, two names come to mind. Alex Keaton and Thanatos.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Elki!


    I thought you were with us!


    I see now that you were just Thanatos's willing pawn.


    What else does he have you do?

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    real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    wow, I'm watching Repo the genetic opera and it's awful. Like, wow. Are there parts I should skip ahead and see? Cause I'm 30 minutes in and I am probably just going to stop watching this awful movie.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2009
    Thanatos you missed my point, I think. There are people out there who train for the nightmare scenarios that don't involve lighters or anything else. The guys with camouflage gear. I know they're unlikely- I'm just saying, the base of people who prepare for them isn't insubstantial... many thousands of people. I don't know any of that crap- even basic Boy Scout stuff.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Jesus fuck, Twilight Imperium costs $80 at my local game store.
    Building interstellar empires isn't cheap.

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    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I know how to repopulate the world with a grizzly bear if the need ever arose.

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I know how to repopulate the world with a grizzly bear if the need ever arose.

    I can make test tube babies with frogs and an easy bake oven.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I know how to repopulate the world with a grizzly bear if the need ever arose.

    I can make test tube babies with frogs and an easy bake oven.

    then for the sake of humanity I hope you don't croak.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2009
    Also tomorrow is my second day off since I started this new job... what to do? Last time I saw The Proposal and tidied up my room. That was not a great day. Tomorrow should be a great day.

    Ideas, peons!

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I know how to repopulate the world with a grizzly bear if the need ever arose.

    I can make test tube babies with frogs and an easy bake oven.

    then for the sake of humanity I hope you don't croak.

    That pun was unbearable.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Also tomorrow is my second day off since I started this new job... what to do? Last time I saw The Proposal and tidied up my room. That was not a great day. Tomorrow should be a great day.

    Ideas, peons!

    wake your sister up bright and early and make that lardo mctubbikins work out all day.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Also tomorrow is my second day off since I started this new job... what to do? Last time I saw The Proposal and tidied up my room. That was not a great day. Tomorrow should be a great day.

    Ideas, peons!

    Pick a country using a RNG and eat their most famous food.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I know how to repopulate the world with a grizzly bear if the need ever arose.

    I can make test tube babies with frogs and an easy bake oven.

    then for the sake of humanity I hope you don't croak.

    That pun was unbearable.

    The aftermath was rather grizzly.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I know how to repopulate the world with a grizzly bear if the need ever arose.

    I can make test tube babies with frogs and an easy bake oven.

    then for the sake of humanity I hope you don't croak.

    Nor that no one decides to crib it (his test tube baby, that is)

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    You should become a Sur iczlis.

    That's how I spell 'survivalist' on my iPhone apparently.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    two more days of work then a 3 day weekend.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Organichu wrote: »
    Thanatos you missed my point, I think. There are people out there who train for the nightmare scenarios that don't involve lighters or anything else. The guys with camouflage gear. I know they're unlikely- I'm just saying, the base of people who prepare for them isn't insubstantial... many thousands of people. I don't know any of that crap- even basic Boy Scout stuff.

    Do you at least know how to use rocks as knives?

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    using a rock as a knife requires flint napping.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    using a rock as a knife requires flint napping.

    Or, you know, just smacking random rocks together until one breaks into a vague edge.

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    CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの 電車内Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    using a rock as a knife requires flint napping.

    Or just throwing it really really hard at someone.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Ludious wrote: »
    using a rock as a knife requires flint napping.

    "Hitting rocks together".

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    no flint knapping is this whole thing.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    You don't even know how to spell it.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I spelled it right the second time, assbutt.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Man, you don't need to get that complex about it.

    I just pick up random rocks from the street and use them to cut nylon hay bale ropes.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited July 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Elki!


    I thought you were with us!


    I see now that you were just Thanatos's willing pawn.


    What else does he have you do?
    Elki wrote: »
    The Massachusetts Cod-napping.

    It was totally on you guys.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Man, you don't need to get that complex about it.

    I just pick up random rocks from the street and use them to cut nylon hay bale ropes.

    jewcar your injun blood gives you like a +10 to survivalism. You pick up a rock and it turns into a spear.

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    ProtoProto Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    shouldn't it be [chat]-y ties?

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Why should I even listen to a guy who doesn't SSH into a server using their phone.

    One of the apps even has an X server! How insane is that?

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Proto wrote: »
    shouldn't it be [chat]-y ties?
    I'm sorry, I wasn't aware that you won the chat thread.

    Oh, wait...

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2009
    Ok so make my sister exercise and/or eat exotic foods. Any other ideas?

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Proto wrote: »
    shouldn't it be [chat]-y ties?
    I'm sorry, I wasn't aware that you won the chat thread.

    Oh, wait...

    Oh, wait.... you were aware?

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