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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Was it Ikea furniture? I have strange bruises, but they're from walking into the same metal pole three times today!

    In other news, I am a jackass.

    Swill, everyone likes you.

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    not even. but that is okay.

    augmentos was pretty fun for the 3 posts I posted

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    yes it is IKEA furniture!

    the funny thing is I don't remember bashing into anything, but I have a bizarre doorknob shaped bruise on my left upper arm

    this wouldn't normally be a problem except my coworkers have decided that is their 'poking shoulder' today

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Ikea is neat, but it is so fucking frustrating to set up their stuff.

    They say to call, but no one actually calls.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The Hallmark channel is the worst in the world

    this womans husband is a bastard and she will probably be diagnosed with cancer pretty soon

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    can't say that I've had difficulties with assembling their stuff, but I haven't really bought anything hugely complicated from them

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2009
    Sometimes Ikea stuff can be a pain in the ass because they have a few similar looking pieces that you are bound to get mixed up, but other than that ive never had a problem and my house is from ikea!

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I haven't ever had the need to call Ikea for help, but my best friend called me for help with his Ikea furniture. However, it was a kind of complicated desk and shelving unit affair.

    Also the Hallmark Channel is just Lifetime Plus: Now With Added M*A*S*H Action.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    can't say that I've had difficulties with assembling their stuff, but I haven't really bought anything hugely complicated from them

    Girls can't use tools. How did you put it together with nail files and make-up brushes?

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    hmm, we don't have any hammers, maybe if we use glitter glue!

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  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I got a bed frame from IKEA with no directions manual. That was a bitch to put togather.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    can't say that I've had difficulties with assembling their stuff, but I haven't really bought anything hugely complicated from them

    Girls can't use tools. How did you put it together with nail files and make-up brushes?

    boyfriend is totally a tool

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    can't say that I've had difficulties with assembling their stuff, but I haven't really bought anything hugely complicated from them

    Girls can't use tools. How did you put it together with nail files and make-up brushes?

    boyfriend is totally a tool

    not everyone can be dating tim allen

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    hmm, we don't have any hammers, maybe if we use glitter glue!

    Wrong

    We use a Bedazzler

    God, don't you men know anything?

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    oh we know about that

    how else would we take our festive christmas sweaters and spice them right up?
    sweater_party_013.jpg

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    yes it is IKEA furniture!

    the funny thing is I don't remember bashing into anything, but I have a bizarre doorknob shaped bruise on my left upper arm

    this wouldn't normally be a problem except my coworkers have decided that is their 'poking shoulder' today

    remember when i asked you to do the dishes?

    twice?

    so you had to fall down some stairs, into a doorknob

    you hit your head pretty hard so you may not remember

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    can't say that I've had difficulties with assembling their stuff, but I haven't really bought anything hugely complicated from them

    Girls can't use tools. How did you put it together with nail files and make-up brushes?

    boyfriend is totally a tool

    not everyone can be dating tim allen

    if you arr-arr-arr at me its back in the hood for you

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    yes it is IKEA furniture!

    the funny thing is I don't remember bashing into anything, but I have a bizarre doorknob shaped bruise on my left upper arm

    this wouldn't normally be a problem except my coworkers have decided that is their 'poking shoulder' today

    remember when i asked you to do the dishes?

    twice?

    so you had to fall down some stairs, into a doorknob

    you hit your head pretty hard so you may not remember

    but I was doing the laundry! I can't do both at the same time

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    they guy who played wilson is dead!

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    sounds like someone needs to take a trip to wife school

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    yes it is IKEA furniture!

    the funny thing is I don't remember bashing into anything, but I have a bizarre doorknob shaped bruise on my left upper arm

    this wouldn't normally be a problem except my coworkers have decided that is their 'poking shoulder' today

    remember when i asked you to do the dishes?

    twice?

    so you had to fall down some stairs, into a doorknob

    you hit your head pretty hard so you may not remember

    but I was doing the laundry! I can't do both at the same time

    you better find a fucking way

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    oh we know about that

    how else would we take our festive christmas sweaters and spice them right up?
    sweater_party_013.jpg

    I don't know, Swill, that sweater looks more like puffy-paint and applique to me.

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Swill wrote: »
    oh we know about that

    how else would we take our festive christmas sweaters and spice them right up?
    sweater_party_013.jpg

    grandma's gonna be pissed you've been stealing from her closet again

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    there is a lady at work who wears christmas sweaters all during december

    like a different one every day

    the best ones are the ones with the bells

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    sounds like someone needs to take a trip to wife school

    Isn't that just a trip to the emergency room with a black eye and potentially a broken arm?

    EDIT: Now there's a top of the page for you.

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Pretty sure that's just the graduation ceremony, Hunter.

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    just make sure you take the graduation pictures before the the bruises show

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    this is shaping up to be the best page ever

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