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[Chat] Bowl!

InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
edited July 2009 in Debate and/or Discourse
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‘‘Good evening sports fans and welcome to the Blood Bowl for tonight’s contest. You join a capacity crowd, packed with members of every race from across the known world, all howling like banshees in anticipation of tonight’s game. Oh, and yes, there are some actual banshees... Well, kick-off is in about twenty minutes time, so we’ve just got time to recap on the rules of the game before battle starts. Your match commentators for tonight are Jim Johnson and myself, Bob Bifford. Evening, Jim!’’

‘‘Thank you, Bob! Well, good evening, and boy, are you folks in for a great night of top-class sporting entertainment! But first of all, for those of you at home who are unfamiliar with the rules, here’s how the game is played.’’

‘‘As you know, Blood Bowl is an epic conflict between two teams of heavily-armoured and quite insane warriors. Players pass, throw or run with the ball, attempting to get it to the other end of the pitch, the End Zone. Of course, the other team must try and stop them, and recover the ball for their side. If a team gets the ball over the line into the opponent’s End Zone it’s called a touchdown; the team that scores the most touchdowns by the end of the match wins the game, and are declared Blood Bowl Champions!"

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Yay. New chat.

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  • PicardathonPicardathon Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    So, am I doing it right?

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    unnecessary [chat]

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    premature e[chat]ulation

    Bama on
  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Eh. Let's show the mods that we don't need them. We can self-govern! And then we can turn this place into a anarchist state!

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    what the shit

    you call that a chat?

    that is the most half-assed thing!
    I know right

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  • PicardathonPicardathon Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    We all moved.
    Because we were told
    and because it is the thing we always do
    We did it
    even though nobody told us to.
    ...
    is this adulthood?

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    DOGS AND CHILDREN EATING CATS AND FFFFFF I NEED TO SLEEP I HAVE A PRESENTATION IN 8 HOURS.

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    fuck gendered marketing
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I claim this meager chat in the name of the Tau Empire.

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Premier kakos wrote: »
    Eh. Let's show the mods that we don't need them. We can self-govern! And then we can turn this place into a anarchist state!

    Can we have dueling chat threads again?

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I claim this meager chat in the name of the Tau Empire.

    THE GREATER GOOD!

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    Premier kakos wrote: »
    Eh. Let's show the mods that we don't need them. We can self-govern! And then we can turn this place into a anarchist state!

    Can we have dueling chat threads again?

    My country is strong and always triumphs against aggressors and non-aggressors alike.

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  • PicardathonPicardathon Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    Premier kakos wrote: »
    Eh. Let's show the mods that we don't need them. We can self-govern! And then we can turn this place into a anarchist state!

    Can we have dueling chat threads again?

    maybe you can give your idea to inquis? It can be a collaborative [/chat]!

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Premier kakos wrote: »
    Eh. Let's show the mods that we don't need them. We can self-govern! And then we can turn this place into a anarchist state!

    Can we have dueling chat threads again?

    My country is strong and always triumphs against aggressors and non-aggressors alike.

    Remember that one time when we had a [chat] fight and our epic [chat] posted pictures of ladies in order to win?

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    under construction my ass

    the pyramids were built faster

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Picardathon wrote: »
    We all moved.
    Because we were told
    and because it is the thing we always do
    We did it
    even though nobody told us to.
    ...
    is this adulthood?

    IT IS A PAVLOVIAN REACTION

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    fuck gendered marketing
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I am posting here under protest

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Premier kakos wrote: »
    Eh. Let's show the mods that we don't need them. We can self-govern! And then we can turn this place into a anarchist state!

    Can we have dueling chat threads again?

    My country is strong and always triumphs against aggressors and non-aggressors alike.

    Remember that one time when we had a [chat] fight and our epic [chat] posted pictures of ladies in order to win?

    Yes. Kakos, you had better make it worth my while or I will launch an attack of beautiful women from the old thread and demolish this one.

    WE ARE IN CONTROL.

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Well, if we did duelling chat threads, when the mods eventually do show up, I'm sure we'll all get shit heaped on us.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Inq

    devote this [chat] to Gang Garrison


    come on

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I'm this close to deserting for the old [chat]

    at least it had an ethos

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I will be angry about this shitty OP until we are on page 2

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    the Miami Vice tv show is pretty awesome

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Premier kakos wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I claim this meager chat in the name of the Tau Empire.

    THE GREATER GOOD!
    STOP SAYING THAT!

    Bama on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    You guys have no fucking patience you know that?

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Okay. Blood Bowl is a chat thread topic I can get behind. I picked the right person. I knew I did.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Ugh, this is not Tau. This is greenskin chaos.

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Premier kakos wrote: »
    Well, if we did duelling chat threads, when the mods eventually do show up, I'm sure we'll all get shit heaped on us.

    Eh. But one would win in the end.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    did you...

    steal this from G&T?

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  • PicardathonPicardathon Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Well look, Godot showed up. Didn't expect him to be an alien, but ah well, sure.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    *suspicious eyes*

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    quizzy you vile temptress

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    fuck gendered marketing
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    did you...

    steal this from G&T?
    I would hope he didn't spend like 8 minutes copy and pasting from G&T

    GOD

    GOD

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    did you...

    steal this from G&T?

    Do you have sigs turned off?

    Who do you think is running the PA Blood Bowl League?

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Chaos reigns supreme in D&D.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Crap, our old home has been destroyed. Now where will my country situate itself.

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    he totally stole it from G&T

    which isn't really like Inquisitor

    unless...

    *pulls off mask*

    it's old man Dunadan from the abandoned amusement park!

    Bama on
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Crap, our old home has been destroyed. Now where will my country situate itself.

    I have nowhere to live!!!

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I actually do have sigs turned off!

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Our [strike]poor[/strike] cute native population is homeless.

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    We have no choice but to carve out a place for ourselves with machines of war.

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