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THE GRANDEST MONU[CHAT] TO METALBOURNE'S EGO

MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
edited August 2009 in Artist's Corner
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REMEMBER ME!

assholes

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    SHNARF SHNARF

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I'm still scared

    edit: also, that picture works so amazingly well.

    edit2: damn you for taking away Futurama.

    edit3: I am happy again.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Angel_of_Bacon wrote: »
    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • VeritasVeritas Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I think anticipating the new thread title was greater than the actual thread title.

    Now its back to bored time.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Fuck you shut up get used to it. We're in it for the long haul, bitches.

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  • VeritasVeritas Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    When mouth-shitting just doesn't cut it: or It is a long smelly fall: or Watch out for big fucking holes in the ground: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31853449/?GT1=43001

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Metal, I...I expected a bit more from you.

    (Actually, quite a bit more. Should I be relieved? D: )

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I've been telling everyone that texting is a dangerous habit. Maybe now they'll believe me.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Angel_of_Bacon wrote: »
    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    that would kind of look funny to see someone just casually texting then they fall into the ground

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    NightDragon wrote: »
    Metal, I...I expected a bit more from you.

    (Actually, quite a bit more. Should I be relieved? D: )

    Well PM me with what you were thinking and I'll change the thread title.

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  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    All I can say is be careful. I once made out with an ugly, fat chick while texting.

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  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    NightDragon wrote: »
    Metal, I...I expected a bit more from you.

    (Actually, quite a bit more. Should I be relieved? D: )

    Well PM me with what you were thinking and I'll change the thread title.

    I'm not sure my delicate lady mind could conceive of such horrors, sir!

    Surely you jest!

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  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Oh hey you. Long time no see.

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    Cheese.
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Why is everyone always so sad

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    NightDragon wrote: »
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    NightDragon wrote: »
    Metal, I...I expected a bit more from you.

    (Actually, quite a bit more. Should I be relieved? D: )

    Well PM me with what you were thinking and I'll change the thread title.

    I'm not sure my delicate lady mind could conceive of such horrors, sir!

    Surely you jest!

    It's okay I don't know how to change the thread title.

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  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    God, this is even worse than your last one.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Mustang wrote: »
    God, this is even worse than your last one.

    Your mom is worse than the last one!

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  • Shiekahn_boyShiekahn_boy Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    Why is everyone always so sad

    A Pinto filled with clowns crashed today.

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    "your a moron you know that wolves have packs wich they rely on nd they could ever here of lone wolves? you an idiot and your gay, wolves have packs and are smart with tactics" - Youtube Wolf Enthusiast.
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    What the fuck are you people even arguing about? Shut up.
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    NightDragon wrote: »
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    NightDragon wrote: »
    Metal, I...I expected a bit more from you.

    (Actually, quite a bit more. Should I be relieved? D: )

    Well PM me with what you were thinking and I'll change the thread title.

    I'm not sure my delicate lady mind could conceive of such horrors, sir!

    Surely you jest!

    It's okay I don't know how to change the thread title.

    go to edit the post, then advanced options, and volia, you can edit the title of the thread.

    Also I figured it would be something like "I've just [CHAT] in your mouth"

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Angel_of_Bacon wrote: »
    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    fuck you guys i'm going to bed.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Nighty night.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Angel_of_Bacon wrote: »
    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    THIS JUST IN:

    AoB is an earwig-loving commie bastard. That is all.

    P.S. everybody send earwigs to his house, cuz he like, is in love with earwigs or something.

    Also spiders.

    And rabies.

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  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I just ate this foul wretched asian dish, something about beef and plums and spicy or curry or something, I think I'm going to fucking puke.

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  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    It might taste better on the way up.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    NightDragon wrote: »
    THIS JUST IN:

    AoB is an earwig-loving commie bastard. That is all.

    P.S. everybody send earwigs to his house, cuz he like, is in love with earwigs or something.

    Also spiders.

    And rabies.

    Sounds like he's in for a fantastic and sexy evening when all those arrive.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Angel_of_Bacon wrote: »
    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Oh god, that does mean I would have to taste it again. I think i'll just sweat out the gut rot.
    Do you ever suspect that chinese food court beef and chicken are just various compounds of alley rat?

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  • Shiekahn_boyShiekahn_boy Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I need to freshen this chair.
    Smells like sweaty butt fart

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    "your a moron you know that wolves have packs wich they rely on nd they could ever here of lone wolves? you an idiot and your gay, wolves have packs and are smart with tactics" - Youtube Wolf Enthusiast.
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    What the fuck are you people even arguing about? Shut up.
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Mustang wrote: »
    Oh god, that does mean I would have to taste it again. I think i'll just sweat out the gut rot.
    Do you ever suspect that chinese food court beef and chicken are just various compounds of alley rat?

    Well, typically the two taste the same, so that thought has crossed my mind before.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Angel_of_Bacon wrote: »
    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • VeritasVeritas Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Any particular reason you were smelling your chair?

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2009
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    NightDragon wrote: »
    THIS JUST IN:

    AoB is an earwig-loving commie bastard. That is all.

    P.S. everybody send earwigs to his house, cuz he like, is in love with earwigs or something.

    Also spiders.

    And rabies.

    Sounds like he's in for a fantastic and sexy evening when all those arrive.

    The lady doth protest too much.

    The facts laid bare:
    BaconAngel: you know, I don't like spiders or bees or hornets or wasps
    BaconAngel: but I respect them
    BaconAngel: you know what I don't respect?
    BaconAngel: earwigs
    nightzdragonz: AAAAUGH
    BaconAngel: what a bunch of dicks
    nightzdragonz: yeah!
    nightzdragonz: hahaha
    BaconAngel: all they do is gross me out, and they even have a gross name
    nightzdragonz: I think I hate them equally, even since I found out the pinchers aren't actually "pinchers"
    nightzdragonz: yeah, they're still nasty buggres
    nightzdragonz: buggers*
    BaconAngel: I mean I can respect ants, because they've got shit goin' on
    nightzdragonz: ants can be sweet. Never had problems with no ants.
    BaconAngel: earwigs are just freelance douchebags, gettin' in my sink and pissing me off
    nightzdragonz: hahahaha
    BaconAngel: what are you trying to accomplish earwigs
    BaconAngel: what could you possibly want in my bathroom
    BaconAngel: you have no business here
    BaconAngel: you are not wanted
    nightzdragonz: speaking of earwigs, a random earwig was in my kitchen earlier, eating my 4-leaf clovers I'd just found
    nightzdragonz: I'm like "asshole"
    nightzdragonz: and he's all "luck tastes delicious"
    BaconAngel: and then you were all
    BaconAngel: "no, luck YOU!" and crushed him
    nightzdragonz: I threw him out of the window
    nightzdragonz: but yeah
    nightzdragonz: I sent him off with some harsh verbals
    BaconAngel: pfft, that WAS lucky
    nightzdragonz: I don't expect him to wander 'round here again
    BaconAngel: if he ran into me he would be DEAD
    BaconAngel: DEAD I TELL YOU
    nightzdragonz: I think earwigs are even grosser squished
    nightzdragonz: I'll squish some bugs
    nightzdragonz: but others I'll just send outside, haha
    BaconAngel: YOU ALLOW THEM TO SPREAD BY LETTING THEM SURVIVE
    BaconAngel: <POUNDS FISTS ON DESK>
    BaconAngel: WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON
    nightzdragonz: speaking of outside! I must leave this LOVELY conversation of bugs and hang out with a friend, and like, watch girl flicks or something...some movie-event because my town is pretty boring at 1:30
    nightzdragonz: NOOO THAT'S NOT HOW IT IS
    nightzdragonz: NUUUU
    BaconAngel: bullshit!
    BaconAngel: go cuddle with your precious You've Got Mail loving earwig friends!
    nightzdragonz: hahahahaha, ugh, that movie
    BaconAngel: traitor to humanity!
    nightzdragonz: :'(
    nightzdragonz: you just wait! YOU'LL SEE!
    nightzdragonz: I'LL SEND THEM ALL TO YOUR HOUSE!
    nightzdragonz: ALL EARWIGS
    nightzdragonz: AND
    nightzdragonz: NAO
    BaconAngel: IF I GO I'LL TAKE THEM WITH ME
    nightzdragonz: I GOTTA GO!
    BaconAngel: AHAHAHAHAHA
    BaconAngel: alright
    nightzdragonz: au revoir, earwig man
    BaconAngel: have fun, you earwig-loving commie bastard
    nightzdragonz: hahahaha

    She's on their fucking SIDE!

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  • desperaterobotsdesperaterobots perth, ausRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Veritas wrote: »
    Any particular reason you were smelling your chair?

    The opposition leader of our state had to resign after a scandal where he smelt a womans chair after she got up.

    Now he's our treasurer, when that party won the state election.

    I fucking hate the voting morons in this town.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Your conversations never cease to amaze me Bacon.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Angel_of_Bacon wrote: »
    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Shiekahn_boyShiekahn_boy Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Veritas wrote: »
    Any particular reason you were smelling your chair?

    I sat down on it, then the air swooshed out and somehow found it's way to my nostrils.

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    "your a moron you know that wolves have packs wich they rely on nd they could ever here of lone wolves? you an idiot and your gay, wolves have packs and are smart with tactics" - Youtube Wolf Enthusiast.
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    What the fuck are you people even arguing about? Shut up.
  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    nightzdragonz wrote:
    and he's all "luck tastes delicious"

    Please, both of you, seek help somewhere.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    D-Robe wrote: »
    nightzdragonz wrote:
    and he's all "luck tastes delicious"

    Please, both of you, seek help somewhere.

    Please don't. Just include me in the insanity so I feel better about my own.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Angel_of_Bacon wrote: »
    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I hate silver fish

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  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    So what are the earwig pinchers for? I always suspected they weren't specifically for pinching, but I never had any firm evidence to back up the claim.

    Mustang on
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2009
    D-Robe wrote: »
    nightzdragonz wrote:
    and he's all "luck tastes delicious"

    Please, both of you, seek help somewhere.

    Oh like your instant messenger conversations are so brilliant.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    its true they are. Whenever I talk to D-robe all he talks about is his crazy theories on theories and smart things

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  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hey, it can get pretty highbrow when I talk to my boy St3phen_Hawkdawg.

    D-Robe on
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  • KendeathwalkerKendeathwalker Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    its true they are. Whenever I talk to D-robe all he talks about is his crazy theories on theories and smart things

    :lol:

    I think its fatigue.

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