I assume the majority of you know what youâ€™re getting yourselves into. If not, then welcome. This is a Miniphalla, which is a lot like a Phalla, only smaller and hopefully shorter in duration. For more information, please refer to the CF Phalla Signup List
, the CF Master Phalla Thread
, the PhallaWiki
, or the PhalLounge
This game is based upon the masterpiece of modern cinema, Slap Shot
. Prior knowledge of the subject matter is not necessary to play this game, but it will provide a greater opportunity for role-playing and may confer a greater appreciation for role/character breakdowns to those who love and appreciate this cinematic masterpiece. However, if you are a fan of hockey, Paul Newman, or sports comedies in general, you owe it to yourself to watch this movie.
If you are unfamiliar with the movie, here's a taste:
This is a 32 person game. I understand that is larger than your average mini, but I believe it will move quickly enough to wrap up in 4 to 6 days (much like any minor league hockey game, I expect this to be a bloodbath).
I have tried to balance and organize this game to the best of my ability, but as this is my first attempt at hosting I probably screwed up something, or multiple somethings. With that in mind, I hope you have fun, but in the event this does turn into a one-sided clusterfuck, I will happily accept your angry bitching and moaning, err, I mean constructive criticism, at the end of the game.
All standard Phalla rules apply; no screen caps, no anonymous contact, no dead people talking to the living, no quoting/sharing of PMs from me, etc.
All proboard links should be sent to me to avoid unauthorized shenanigans.
As a warning, this is not a plain vanilla mini. It is not nearly as complicated as Gumpyâ€™s recent Rolling Green Hills â€œminiâ€ â€“ but there will be some of the more interesting mechanics I have run across in my time lurking, playing and reading about phalla.
If you fail to vote once, you will get a warning PM. If you fail to vote twice, I will take other measures.
reveals will not be tolerated. Whether fake or real, epic or not-so-much, PUBLICLY
revealing in any way shape or form will carry bad and potentially hilarious and nigh-instantaneous consequences.
Please request clarifications in bold orange
, either in the thread or via PM or proboard as appropriate. If I feel the clarification is super important I reserve the right to remove the requesterâ€™s name and post the request and answer in-thread.
1. You can reveal via PM.
2. Vigs can call their kills in-thread.
3. Feel free to quote the movie at will, post however you like (within reason...), just do not pretend to be any of the characters in the movie as the majority of them are present.
4. Order of actions: Vote -> Actions -> Kills. Further clarification denied.
Vote will close at 9PM Eastern time, and I will attempt to post the next dayâ€™s narration shortly thereafter.
Vote in bold red
every day to have a player removed from the War Memorial in some way shape or form. (And by â€œplayerâ€ I mean â€œJulius Caezure,â€ not â€œJim Carr.â€)
with your favorite quote from Slap Shot.
1. [STRIKE]Kay - Katie, Sparkle Twin #1 (Chiefs Role Blocker)[/STRIKE]
2. [STRIKE]coutts - Kathy, Sparkle Twin #2 (Chiefs Role Blocker)[/STRIKE]
3. [STRIKE]Cleonicus - Billy Charlesbois (Chiefs Player)[/STRIKE]
4. [STRIKE]kime - Anita McCambridge[/STRIKE]
5. [STRIKE]Dunadan019 - Walt Comisky (Chiefs Bus Driver)[/STRIKE]
6. [STRIKE]Powerpuppies - The Stickboy (Chiefs Supporter)[/STRIKE]
7. [STRIKE]Jobastion - Steve Hanson (Chiefs Vigilante)[/STRIKE]
8. GrimmyTOA - Ross "Mad Dog" Madison (Bulldogs Vigilante)
*Won and survived*
9. [STRIKE]TehSloth - Johnny Upton (Chiefs Player)[/STRIKE]
10. shalmelo - Ogie Ogilthorpe (Bulldogs Vigilante)
*Won and survived*
11. [STRIKE][STRIKE]Ryadic[/STRIKE] Captain Eleven - Joe McGrath (Chiefs General Manager)[/STRIKE]
12. [STRIKE]oldmanken - Yvon Lebrun (Chiefs Player)[/STRIKE]
13. [STRIKE]SpectralSpork - Andrea Lebrun (Players Wife)[/STRIKE]
14. [STRIKE]The_Reflection - Denis Lemieux (Chiefs Guard)[/STRIKE]
15. [STRIKE]Houn - Pam Ahern (Players Wife)[/STRIKE]
16. [STRIKE]Zandracon - Jeff Hanson (Chiefs Vigilante)[/STRIKE]
17. [STRIKE]Orange Soda - Dave Carlson (Chiefs Player)[/STRIKE]
18. [STRIKE]KingMole - Jim Ahern (Chiefs Player)[/STRIKE]
19. [STRIKE]godmode - Ned Braden (Chiefs Seer)[/STRIKE]
20. [STRIKE]Erich Zahn - Jack Hanson (Chiefs Vigilante)[/STRIKE]
21. [STRIKE]Typhus733[/STRIKE] Ebfan - The Referee
*Won and survived*
22. [STRIKE]Mr. Defecation - Tommy Hanrahan (Bulldogs Guard)[/STRIKE]
23. [STRIKE]samurai6966 - Suzanne Hanrahan (Players Wife)[/STRIKE]
24. [STRIKE]Faynor - Tim "Dr. Hook" McCracken (Bulldogs Role Blocker)[/STRIKE]
25. [STRIKE]dunedainjedi - Jean-Guy Drouin (Chiefs Player)[/STRIKE]
26. [STRIKE]Fatal3RR0R - Shirley Upton (Players Wife)[/STRIKE]
27. [STRIKE]Dac Vin - Reg Dunlop (Chiefs Captain/Narrator)[/STRIKE]
28. [STRIKE]Delmain - Morris "Moe" Wanchuk (Chiefs Player)[/STRIKE]
29. [STRIKE]T.J. Nutty Nub - Andre "Poodle" Lussier (Bulldogs Vigilante)[/STRIKE]
30. [STRIKE]chromdom - Gilmore Tuttle (Bulldogs Vigilante)[/STRIKE]
31. [STRIKE]Jaenther - Clarence "Screaming Buffalo" Swamptown (Bulldogs Vigilante)[/STRIKE]
32. [STRIKE]Arivia - Lily Braden (Rogue Wife)[/STRIKE]
1. [STRIKE]Captain Eleven[/STRIKE] (replaced Ryadic)
2. [STRIKE]Ebfan[/STRIKE] (replaced Typhus733)
I thought it would be weird to be tiny navy guys in another man's penis. Wait... That's pretty normal.