I assume the majority of you know what you’re getting yourselves into. If not, then welcome. This is a Miniphalla, which is a lot like a Phalla, only smaller and hopefully shorter in duration. For more information, please refer to the
CF Phalla Signup List, the
CF Master Phalla Thread, the
PhallaWiki, or the
PhalLounge.
This game is based upon the masterpiece of modern cinema,
Slap Shot. Prior knowledge of the subject matter is not necessary to play this game, but it will provide a greater opportunity for role-playing and may confer a greater appreciation for role/character breakdowns to those who love and appreciate this cinematic masterpiece. However, if you are a fan of hockey, Paul Newman, or sports comedies in general, you owe it to yourself to watch this movie.
If you are unfamiliar with the movie, here's a taste:
Rules
This is a 32 person game. I understand that is larger than your average mini, but I believe it will move quickly enough to wrap up in 4 to 6 days (much like any minor league hockey game, I expect this to be a bloodbath).
I have tried to balance and organize this game to the best of my ability, but as this is my first attempt at hosting I probably screwed up something, or multiple somethings. With that in mind, I hope you have fun, but in the event this does turn into a one-sided clusterfuck, I will happily accept your angry bitching and moaning, err, I mean constructive criticism, at the end of the game.
All standard Phalla rules apply; no screen caps, no anonymous contact, no dead people talking to the living, no quoting/sharing of PMs from me, etc.
All proboard links should be sent to me to avoid unauthorized shenanigans.
Mechanics
As a warning, this is not a plain vanilla mini. It is not nearly as complicated as Gumpy’s recent Rolling Green Hills “mini†– but there will be some of the more interesting mechanics I have run across in my time lurking, playing and reading about phalla.
Inactivity
If you fail to vote once, you will get a warning PM. If you fail to vote twice, I will take other measures.
Reveals
PUBLIC reveals will not be tolerated. Whether fake or real, epic or not-so-much,
PUBLICLY revealing in any way shape or form will carry bad and potentially hilarious and nigh-instantaneous consequences.
Clarifications
Please request clarifications in
bold orange, either in the thread or via PM or proboard as appropriate. If I feel the clarification is super important I reserve the right to remove the requester’s name and post the request and answer in-thread.
Clarifications Made:
1.
You can reveal via PM.
2.
Vigs can call their kills in-thread.
3.
Feel free to quote the movie at will, post however you like (within reason...), just do not pretend to be any of the characters in the movie as the majority of them are present.
4.
Order of actions: Vote -> Actions -> Kills. Further clarification denied.
5.
Voting
Vote will close at 9PM Eastern time, and I will attempt to post the next day’s narration shortly thereafter.
Vote in
bold red every day to have a player removed from the War Memorial in some way shape or form. (And by “player†I mean “Julius Caezure,†not “Jim Carr.â€)
Roster
!Sign up with your favorite quote from Slap Shot.
1.
[STRIKE]Kay - Katie, Sparkle Twin #1 (Chiefs Role Blocker)[/STRIKE]
2.
[STRIKE]coutts - Kathy, Sparkle Twin #2 (Chiefs Role Blocker)[/STRIKE]
3.
[STRIKE]Cleonicus - Billy Charlesbois (Chiefs Player)[/STRIKE]
4.
[STRIKE]kime - Anita McCambridge[/STRIKE]
5.
[STRIKE]Dunadan019 - Walt Comisky (Chiefs Bus Driver)[/STRIKE]
6.
[STRIKE]Powerpuppies - The Stickboy (Chiefs Supporter)[/STRIKE]
7.
[STRIKE]Jobastion - Steve Hanson (Chiefs Vigilante)[/STRIKE]
8.
GrimmyTOA - Ross "Mad Dog" Madison (Bulldogs Vigilante) *Won and survived*
9.
[STRIKE]TehSloth - Johnny Upton (Chiefs Player)[/STRIKE]
10.
shalmelo - Ogie Ogilthorpe (Bulldogs Vigilante) *Won and survived*
11.
[STRIKE][STRIKE]Ryadic[/STRIKE] Captain Eleven - Joe McGrath (Chiefs General Manager)[/STRIKE]
12.
[STRIKE]oldmanken - Yvon Lebrun (Chiefs Player)[/STRIKE]
13.
[STRIKE]SpectralSpork - Andrea Lebrun (Players Wife)[/STRIKE]
14.
[STRIKE]The_Reflection - Denis Lemieux (Chiefs Guard)[/STRIKE]
15.
[STRIKE]Houn - Pam Ahern (Players Wife)[/STRIKE]
16.
[STRIKE]Zandracon - Jeff Hanson (Chiefs Vigilante)[/STRIKE]
17.
[STRIKE]Orange Soda - Dave Carlson (Chiefs Player)[/STRIKE]
18.
[STRIKE]KingMole - Jim Ahern (Chiefs Player)[/STRIKE]
19.
[STRIKE]godmode - Ned Braden (Chiefs Seer)[/STRIKE]
20.
[STRIKE]Erich Zahn - Jack Hanson (Chiefs Vigilante)[/STRIKE]
21.
[STRIKE]Typhus733[/STRIKE] Ebfan - The Referee *Won and survived*
22.
[STRIKE]Mr. Defecation - Tommy Hanrahan (Bulldogs Guard)[/STRIKE] *Winning team*
23.
[STRIKE]samurai6966 - Suzanne Hanrahan (Players Wife)[/STRIKE]
24.
[STRIKE]Faynor - Tim "Dr. Hook" McCracken (Bulldogs Role Blocker)[/STRIKE] *Winning team*
25.
[STRIKE]dunedainjedi - Jean-Guy Drouin (Chiefs Player)[/STRIKE]
26.
[STRIKE]Fatal3RR0R - Shirley Upton (Players Wife)[/STRIKE]
27.
[STRIKE]Dac Vin - Reg Dunlop (Chiefs Captain/Narrator)[/STRIKE]
28.
[STRIKE]Delmain - Morris "Moe" Wanchuk (Chiefs Player)[/STRIKE]
29.
[STRIKE]T.J. Nutty Nub - Andre "Poodle" Lussier (Bulldogs Vigilante)[/STRIKE] *Winning team*
30.
[STRIKE]chromdom - Gilmore Tuttle (Bulldogs Vigilante)[/STRIKE] *Winning team*
31.
[STRIKE]Jaenther - Clarence "Screaming Buffalo" Swamptown (Bulldogs Vigilante)[/STRIKE] *Winning team*
32.
[STRIKE]Arivia - Lily Braden (Rogue Wife)[/STRIKE]Reserves:
1. [STRIKE]Captain Eleven[/STRIKE] (replaced Ryadic)
2. [STRIKE]Ebfan[/STRIKE] (replaced Typhus733)
3. Wildcat
4.
Unofficial Spreadsheet:http://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=tJsrs9xXStQQmXiNKSJ8zdQ
Posts
Hahaha, please! No fake reveals? Then I'll be out day one :P.
Sign up, too.
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please make me a vig, please please please!
also, what about reveals via PM?
also, is spectrum ever going to play a game? how can i harass you otherwise?
Anyway, something's coming soon, so I'm not deliberately not playing to force myself to finish.
How can you roleplay in a game where you aren't allowed to reveal your role?
nah, that was a tribute.
to you winning the lifetime achievement for dying on day 1 on the next phalla awards. :P
The 'no reveal' rule desperately needs clarification.
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Viewing the forums through rose colored glasses... or Suriko's Ye Old Style and The PostCount/TimeStamp Restoral Device
Reveals via PM are fine. Just do not do so publicly.
Calling your kills is fine.
From my admittedly limited experience with phalla, most people are not exactly the most ardent role-players...That said, I will allow you to roleplay however you like, provided only that you do not actually use the name of a movie character. Use whatever quotes you like, say whatever you like, ridicule the Quebecois...doesn't matter to me, just do not actually reveal your role. Or do. And see what happens.
Still too unclear?
I am...
And I can't die ever!
Woo hoo!
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Grr....
I'm not actually gonna do that but I've thought about these things when making my own games.
Isn't that the answer?
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what if I reveal to everybody but kime? its then not so public!
But you still somehow die on night 1.
But... but... I'm the coolest person to reveal to! I am I am! I'll help!
:P I have a gift.
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twitch.tv/tehsloth
Go nuts, buddy...
I am personally placing a hundred-dollar bounty on the head of [strike]Kime[/strike]Tim McCracken.
signup!
sweet!
is this where I die on day 0 for pestering the host?
Been a while since I've played phalla, and this one looks fun.
!SlapShot, er !SignUp
Wooo, I feel like doing something more this time.
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